see now

[Renwood]

a little too much vodka but I can still type coherently. It does take a little bit longer, and the spelling on the first pass isn't exactly what you would call ace, but you have to have standards, guys.

really

[Aladuf]

So are you drinking by yourself as you play WoW?

Livin' the dream, I guess.

[Renwood]

I was drinking with my dad to commemorate the anniversary of my grandfather's death but your version is definitely more snarky

[Aladuf]

Oh hai! Me and mah pops drank the case of beer I bought him to celebrate father's day. But that was the other day. :(

But when they go on their cruise in a couple days they said that one thing they'd supply me with in their wine cooler is MOAR B3ER!

[Renwood]

beer is okay but liquor is quicker or something

tastes better too tbqh though that is not really an important facet

FAITH IS A FACET

[Renwood]

ps WE OWN THE NIGHT

[Aladuf]

no no no, it goes like this:

Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor
Take a bath to drown your sorrows

and on and on... I know my Ozzy songs :D

[Aladuf]

dp







...and I don't mean dr. pepper

[Renwood]

dual processors?!

you crazy sob

[Aladuf]

bingo.

And beer tastes leagues better than liquor... but nobody will agree with me on that.

[Renwood]

what kind of beer some is better than others and some cheap liquor is nasty but good liquor is always better than good beer

[Aladuf]

Any beer, I just like the taste of it the most. I can't think of a damn thing more refreshing on a hot summer day (or any other day) than an ice cold beer.

edit: somebody else needs to post in here asap before they think that your drunken thread is just post spamming :lolz:

[Dyne]

Did someone say Post Spamming?

[Renwood]

If you actually think this is post spamming and something's crawling up your dick about it you can seriously shove it up your ass.

I'm really tired of some of you who think you have some holier-than-thou shit going here. Its a forum and if you don't want me to make a topic where I discuss something that I feel is meaningful and worthwhile then IP ban me or ban or ignore me or w/e but do stfu because I don't have to be here and you can make me not be here, but if you're not going to I'm going to assume that its cool

its cool

Beer is cool, but I'd rather drink a white russian after work. Really icy.

[Dyne]

:lolz:

I love drunken Renwood. The more you pour in the more meaningless dribble comes out.

[flunkie44]

Beer is good.. great, even.. but it is by no means better than a good liquor.

Renwood.. drinking alone.. playing a game that destroys your real social life.. hmm..

[Renwood]

I love sober Dyne because he has a feeling of relevance

edit: holy shit sober dyne cyberdyne TERMINATOR MODERATOR

[Aladuf]

I like GT more recently, now that there are a lot more members this place is getting real and not everybody quite "likes" each other so much.

This place was one big circle jerk when I joined. IMO, differing opinions ftw.

[Renwood]

I love everyone I just don't love caste systems imo

[Dyne]

This place was one big circle jerk when I joined. IMO, differing opinions ftw.

Wait, really? It's funny to see someone else's perspective sometimes. :lolz:

[Aladuf]

Wait, really? It's funny to see someone else's perspective sometimes. :lolz:

:lolz:... well on the surface I guess it seemed like that but I guess underneath there were things that happened before I got here that I never noticed. Now it all just seems to be obvious when someone doesn't like another.

Makes things more interesting around here IMO. And I'm not saying that there's people here that I really dislike, I've just noticed it with others.

[Renwood]

I'll be your Garnett Lee, Dyne.

[jeepnut]

We don't all necessarily like each other all the time, we've just known each other so long that we pretty much know where everyone stands.

[Renwood]

^^^ this is how eo is I love those guys because they're so real one guy masturbated into a tube of meat true story

[birdman]

What kind of meat?

[Renwood]

the kind that fits in a tube?

edit oh and also apparantly one of them is jason mewes

http://a699.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/4/l_5247394bb14dafc789a16ee65d44c122.jpg

[Aladuf]

be specific, bird's taking notes. He asked me about the most "moist melon" the other day at work when he walked back to the produce dept. to talk. You know...because he wants to pop it in the oven and cut a nice hole in it while it's warm.

[birdman]

Nothing wrong with wanting to know how it feels.

[Renwood]

idk but it all looked kind of messy

[Aladuf]

dude.. apple pie. didn't you ever see American Pie before it started sucking?

[birdman]

dude.. apple pie. didn't you ever see American Pie before it started sucking?

I don't wanna scald the little guy!

[Renwood]

personally I would just go with using a small animal but I'm a tree-hugger like that no microwaves GO GREEN

[Aladuf]

I don't wanna scald the little guy!

fleshlight then.

[Renwood]

I knew a guy who warmed his fleshlight in the dishwasher because he liked to go in real wet

[Aladuf]

You know too many guys.

edit: that's not a gay joke, it's just... all these creepy stories are creepy

[Renwood]

I've been on the internet for over a decade. They accumulate.

[birdman]

personally I would just go with using a small animal but I'm a tree-hugger like that no microwaves GO GREEN

http://i27.tinypic.com/30cymva.jpg

[Renwood]

shit man posts like that gonna get us all sent up for a good spankin' come morning

[GameMaster]

Hey, this thread is full of fun-loving chatter! And I'm not sure what a fleshlight is, but I don't think I should find out!

[Aladuf]

Do you not really know? I thought there was a universal knowledge of what a fleshlight was on the internet.

[Renwood]

http://www.mymalesexuality.com/products/images/Fleshlight.jpg

just a flashlight nothing fancy

[Aladuf]

Honestly I was expecting you to dig up the picture of the green fleshlight with the picture of Yoda with it.

[Renwood]

not in a mood to go dumpster diving the shit you find searching fleshlight on google image search is hairy

[Aladuf]

Thanks for the heads up, I'm not looking.

[birdman]

I've got a hankering for a Big Montana all of a sudden. Anybody else?

[GameMaster]

Umm, that one looks like the mouth. Are there additional lights for the other entrances?

[Renwood]

http://i28.tinypic.com/5umwkg.jpg

my amazing mental agility about where I post things saves the day again

please note that this model is outfitted with the anal attachment for your records

oh and its not yoda its yaddle she is in episode 1

[The Germanator]

If you actually think this is post spamming and something's crawling up your dick about it you can seriously shove it up your ass.

I'm really tired of some of you who think you have some holier-than-thou shit going here. Its a forum and if you don't want me to make a topic where I discuss something that I feel is meaningful and worthwhile then IP ban me or ban or ignore me or w/e but do stfu because I don't have to be here and you can make me not be here, but if you're not going to I'm going to assume that its cool



http://www.bbc.co.uk/parenting/images/300/baby_crying_closeup.jpg

[Renwood]

Now, I know that you missed out on all the fun and you wanted to make-believe you were a part of it all, but really, avoid this in the future! It makes you look foolish. :P

[manasecret]

Now, I know that you missed out on all the fun and you wanted to make-believe you were a part of it all, but really, avoid this in the future! It makes you look foolish. :P

http://www.nqcc.org/nqccweb/htdocs/Training%20pg%20crying.jpg

[Renwood]

everyone pile on! :P

[jeepnut]

everyone pile on! :P

http://www.therogerdodger.com/images/blog/no-more-tears.jpg

[Renwood]

heh