(Not) Weekly Interview! BreakaBone!

[thatmariolover]

So, with surgery and whatnot I’m getting lax about this whole interview thing. My apologies. This installment features BreakaBone’s winning personality, clever whit, and very white teeth. We’re gonna stick with the first questions as they’re pretty universally important to the forum, and instead of writing new questions, I’m going to include the answers I expected to get back from him.

1)If you could, I'd like to start off with your first name, your age, and your hometown.

First name is whatever you want to call me. Though most people seem to be a fan of this "Earl"
I am 23 years old. Yeah yeah the number 23.
And my hometown has been the same pretty much. Brooklyn.

TML Expected: My name is Earl, I’m 311 years old and I was actually born on a spaceship.

2)What are your favorite hobbies and/or pastimes? How long have you been doing them?

Let's see other than being hopelessly addicted to the Internet.
I enjoy video games. Hence, the video game forums.
I like comic books. I enjoy writing from time to time. And have written and as always use this term loosely a novel.
I love coming up with zany off the wall ideas and then forcing someone to do all the work for me.
Everyone should check out the newest facebook sensation Batman and the Ninja Turtles.

TML Expected: I like visiting my official fan website, where people post about how great I am. Really helps me keep things in perspective and understand the important things in life. Namely myself.

3)Where are you at in life right now? Do you have long term plans, or are you a day at a time guy?

Right now. I am in that phase of life where I really change my mind day to day.
I want to work with children when I get settled in a career, but that means more schooling which wouldn't be so bad, but I hate doing paper work.
I do have long-term plans, its the short-term plans I can't get straight.

TML Expected: Right now I’m just enjoying the good life of wealth, women, and adoring fans. Eventually that will lead me to the 2020 Presidential elections where I will of course sweep a victory as my competition sees me as the Hope of America and drop out.

4)What do you get out of Gametavern that keeps you coming back?

Well simply put, this place would fall apart without me. BaB has been the standard bearer at GT for almost a decade now.
When I eventually retire from these forums, activity will plumment. Members will drive off in doves. Hell if you want any proof of that. Activity and new membership dropped during my tenure at college. Once I began to focus on these forums again just look at the recent boom!
Yeah, it is all attributed to me!

TML Expected: I think I enjoy hanging out with people less fortunate than myself (namely anybody). I think letting them see me helps them because they realize there really is something Godly to aspire to. It’s like community service!

5)What are your top 3 favorite websites (within reasonable taste)?

IGN (Mostly the Wii, Comics and TV section)
Superherohype (I wonder why)
NeoGaf

TML Expected: [censored], [censored], http://www.zombo.com.

6)Do you frequent any other web forums?

Yeah. I frequent the IGN boards, but barely post. I go to NeoGAF. SuperHeroHype forums but more of a lurker. World's Finest forums. Sometimes Newsarama. Somethingawful but really just a lurker there as well. Sure there are some forgetting. The point is I'm like an e-whore. I get around.

TML Expected: Just my fan club. Everything else is dross and meaningless.

7)You're stranded on a desert island and you have one cartoon dvd box set with you (and the means to watch it). Which cartoon is it?

Well I will cheat this question and go with an extended series and say the Timmverse set. Everything from Batman The Animated Series to Justice League Unlimited.

TML Expected: Batman the Animated Series

8)While you're on the island, an unmanned cargo ship carrying a lifetime supply of a single snack beaches itself (and the means to prepare it if it’s required). What snack are you hoping for?

Most likely Teddy Grahams. And Kahlua. I need something to wash it down with.

TML Expected: Totino’s Pizza Rolls.

9) If you could give thatmariolover one thing, what would it be?

I would give him the courage to be half the man, a quarter of the mod and an 8th as loved as I am.

TML Expected: To be more like me!

Bonus Question:
Who's your favorite member?

My favorite member still remains me. Yeah, I love me more than life itself.


Thanks BaB!

[BreakABone]

I like most of your answers better.

And oddly enough, all true. :p

[Yoda9864]

Yeah, I love me more than life itself.
So you're saying you love your life more than your life?

And how the hell can you frequent so many forums? Even if you are just a lurker on some... You are an e-whore.

[Teuthida]

Heh, he is easy to predict. :p I wouldn't have guessed the Kahlua though. Need to up my surveillance at the 'ABone residence.

[Vampyr]

Man, I hate Kahlua.

[The Germanator]

Kahlua + Vodka + Cream = White Russian/win....

Can't say I've had much Kahlua without it being in a white Russian though.

[Vampyr]

Kahlua + Vodka + Cream = White Russian/win....

Can't say I've had much Kahlua without it being in a white Russian though.

I had a White Russian the other day (first time I had had Kahlua), and I could barely drink it. The taste was okay, great even, but the richness of it made me sick. I tried some more Kahlua the next day, in just a cup of regular coffee, but same deal. I didn't even put very much in.

[The Germanator]

Yeah, I mean, anything with Kahlua is like a one or two per night kind of drink...Same way I feel about egg nog drinks. Definitely not something you want to drink all night, otherwise you might be in for some stomach trouble.

[BreakABone]

Yeah, I mean, anything with Kahlua is like a one or two per night kind of drink...Same way I feel about egg nog drinks. Definitely not something you want to drink all night, otherwise you might be in for some stomach trouble.

White Russians are thick drinks.
And tend to only have one a night when I do.
But so damn good.

And they mix well.
Want to try some Kahlua with ice cream for a milk shake. That should be awesome.

Anyhow, continue talking about me.

[Fox 6]

Earl smells funny and has hair growing out of his ears. He also has a bunch of old paint cans in his garage. This one time he chased some kids for being on his lawn and fell over and broke his hip.

[BreakABone]

So you're saying you love your life more than your life?

And how the hell can you frequent so many forums? Even if you are just a lurker on some... You are an e-whore.
Yeah I love my life more than my life. If you could believe one man has that much love in his heart.

As for the forums, I don't go to them everyday but they are generally on my to-do list once I get REALLLY bored.

Heh, he is easy to predict. :p I wouldn't have guessed the Kahlua though. Need to up my surveillance at the 'ABone residence.
You know... I could be mistaken but do you even know what part of Brooklyn, I live in?

Earl smells funny and has hair growing out of his ears. He also has a bunch of old paint cans in his garage. This one time he chased some kids for being on his lawn and fell over and broke his hip.

Well you could say those kids were you damn Canadian! Trying to tempt people with your legal drugs!

[Teuthida]

You know... I could be mistaken but do you even know what part of Brooklyn, I live in?

Gee, I wonder how I mailed you that comic.

And thanks to the magic of Google Street View...is your side with or without the awning?

[BlueFire]

BreakABone is boring :{