View Full Version : Does anyone else hate Shia Labeouf as much as I do?
Rock Adams
06-01-2008, 04:17 PM
After all these years, George Lucas finally decides to whore out Indiana Jones once more and make a sequel. With a script approved by Harrison himself, I'm sure you thought that nothing could ruin this presumably awesome movie. Well I've got one word for you: Shia Labeouf. After all of these years of waiting for Harrison to kick more ass as Indi, we get mackerel slapped with the abortion that ruined Transformers, and a plethora of other movies that I'm not about to list. (click here for a full list http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0479471/)
I don't know about you, but i am infuriated by this injustice, and I'll be even more infuriated when Lucas decides to keep making Indiana Jones movies where he casts Shia as the lead and cuts out Harrison entirely. Shia is not nearly bad-ass enough to even be in the same shot as Harrison Ford, i mean look at him.
http://www.iesb.net/images/stories/productionstills/shiameganfront.jpg
What a bundle of wood.
Although I have not seen the new Indiana Jones, or any previews for it whatsoever, I can be absolutely certain that every aspect of that movie will be ruined by Shia Labeouf's existence.
Combine 017
06-01-2008, 04:21 PM
I hate that guy! He can go... away from acting.
The Germanator
06-01-2008, 04:35 PM
I don't like him very much either, but as far as I know he isn't a homosexual. Kind of a dick? Probably. "Fag?" No need for that.
Dude, I agree. I felt like puking my 3 dollar sushi all over the sidewalk after this dismal film. Screw indiana jones 5. and ford, shia and that harridan Karen Allen.
Rock Adams
06-01-2008, 04:51 PM
I just don't understand why he keeps getting cast into these should-be bad-ass movies. He single handedly ruined transformers. Even the parts of that movie that sucked that Shia wasn't in were made worse by the mere fact that he's in the movie at all. And now he's off to destroy Indiana Jones. How many movies must he destroy before he is satisfied. Is there no stopping him?
BreakABone
06-01-2008, 04:52 PM
I actaully don't mind him.
And don't know where the hate comes from.
I just don't understand why he keeps getting cast into these should-be bad-ass movies. He single handedly ruined transformers. Even the parts of that movie that sucked that Shia wasn't in were made shittier by the mere fact that he's in the movie at all. And now he's off to destroy Indiana Jones. How many movies must he destroy before he is satisfied. Is there no stopping him?
How would you say he ruined Transformers? He's certainly not a superb actor, but I don't think he has single handedly ruined any movie.
Combine 017
06-01-2008, 04:55 PM
And I dont understand where the hate for Canadians comes from but that doesnt stop you from hating.
BreakABone
06-01-2008, 05:00 PM
And I dont understand where the hate for Canadians comes from but that doesnt stop you from hating.
I don't see where my completely rationale and well-thought out hatred of Canada has anything to do with Shia.
If you want to discuss my hatred, I believe there is a thread.
And I dont understand where the hate for Canadians comes from but that doesnt stop you from hating.
lol :D That was uncalled for, but still funny.
And Shia's great. He's my favorite actor of all time. I absolutely loved him in Disturbia.
flunkie44
06-01-2008, 05:18 PM
I actaully don't mind him.
And don't know where the hate comes from.
I actually agree with you on this. http://media.ign.com/boardfaces/15.gif
BreakABone
06-01-2008, 05:25 PM
I actually agree with you on this. http://media.ign.com/boardfaces/15.gif
That shouldnt be bad.
I dislike like.
Doesn't mean you have to dislike me. :cool:
Jason1
06-01-2008, 05:30 PM
I'll admit I dont like him, and I wasnt thrilled when I heard he was in Indiana Jones 4. That being said, he actually wasnt as bad as I thought he would be in Indy 4, and he certaintly didnt ruin the film. It was a great movie, but probably still the worst of the Indy movies, which isnt a terrible thing to say because the 1st 3 were all totally awsome.
thatmariolover
06-01-2008, 05:33 PM
*Fixes posts: Ah that's better*
I don't see what the hate is about. I will say I think that he needs to broaden his acting experience. He plays very similar characters in most shows he's cast in.
BTW Rock, maybe you should see the movie before you knock it.
DeathsHand
06-01-2008, 05:41 PM
I've only seen him in Transformers, so I couldn't really say...
But I can tell you one thing, Shia Lebeouf didn't ruin Transformers, pretty much everything about Transformers ruined Transformers...
Fox 6
06-01-2008, 06:04 PM
Listen up, This aint acting.
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Do I like him? NonononononononononNOooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angrist
06-01-2008, 06:25 PM
He was good in Holes. Before he went after the girls, I guess.
KillerGremlin
06-01-2008, 07:55 PM
Maybe everyone here is a little jealous that he keeps getting cast with some pretty decent looking women? :p
No, I agree, he was pretty bad in Indiana Jones. And, the way they ended the new Indy film implying that Labeouf might be the new Jones is a pretty big "eff you!" to the Indy fans.
I don't hate him, but I don't really like him. Also, he's not cut out for a serious roll....did anyone see the preview for his new thriller movie thing? I'm sure that will suck.
GameMaster
06-01-2008, 11:57 PM
What about the scene in Indy where he's swinging from vines with monkeys?!!
Was I the only one that thought that looked so flucking stupid?!
KillerGremlin
06-02-2008, 12:10 AM
What about the scene in Indy where he's swinging from vines with monkeys?!!
Was I the only one that thought that looked so flucking stupid?!
No, I thought that was one of the most ludicrously retarded scenes in a movie, ever. I really had to suspend my disbelief for that one. I also winced at the refrigerator scene during the beginning, but stuff like that has been done in Hollywood before so I let it pass.
But yes, the monkey scene was flat out lame and horrible.
Renwood
06-02-2008, 12:21 AM
I liked Even Stevens and I like him now. Fine guy.
I don't have much of a problem with him. But where exactly in Indy did it imply he would be the "next" Indiana Jones? I mean, the hat at the end rolled to his feet, but Indy stole it from him. Is that not symbolism enough?
Combine 017
06-02-2008, 01:59 PM
I don't have much of a problem with him. But where exactly in Indy did it imply he would be the "next" Indiana Jones? I mean, the hat at the end rolled to his feet, but Indy stole it from him. Is that not symbolism enough?
It "almost" implys that he will be the next Indy, he was so close to putting it on but then Indiana Jones jumped in just in time to save the movie from a terrible ending.
It "almost" implys that he will be the next Indy, he was so close to putting it on but then Indiana Jones jumped in just in time to save the movie from a terrible ending.
Weird. I thought about it on a larger scale of semiotics. I took it as only Harrison Ford would ever be Indy.
birdman
06-02-2008, 10:56 PM
And Shia's great. He's my favorite actor of all time. I absolutely loved him in Disturbia.
Oh, you mean Rear Window?
Angrist
06-03-2008, 03:10 AM
Disturbia was inspired by Rear Window. Rear Window is of course still the better movie, but Disturbia was a nice watch.
Oh, you mean Rear Window?
I never watched Rear Window (I hadn't even heard of it until after watching Disturbia). I liked Disturbia, it wasn't that bad. And I don't hate him (and don't understand why he's hated so much). But I sure as hell don't "love" him :)
And birdman, who is that person in your avatar?
Aladuf
06-03-2008, 03:00 PM
And birdman, who is that person in your avatar?
It's an underage girl that 4chan loves. birdman also loves her... in a not so healthy way.
birdman
06-03-2008, 03:04 PM
Everything aladuf said, except the unhealthy love. Like they always say "Look, but don't touch."
Aladuf
06-03-2008, 03:06 PM
The fact that you said "look but don't touch" is creepy enough.
Zoe's cute, but only at certain angles.
Aladuf
06-03-2008, 03:11 PM
Dude..she's like 15 years old. What is this?! PedoTavern?
15 isn't prepubescent (unless you live in Ukraine or something). It technically can't be called pedotavern. :p
Aladuf
06-03-2008, 03:38 PM
*facepalm*
You look at a car, a cat or whatever and say that you think "it's cute" or "it looks good". That doesn't make you a bad person. If you take it a few steps further and want to have sexual intercourse with..whatever you find cute - be it car, cat or underage girl - well, that's messed up whichever one you choose.
I don't think finding her cute would be bad.
Combine 017
06-03-2008, 03:46 PM
Ya, I think headcrabs are cute but I dont want to have sex with them.
Aladuf
06-03-2008, 03:53 PM
But you don't jack off to cars or headcrabs! Damn Canadians...
Combine 017
06-03-2008, 04:00 PM
But you don't jack off to cars or headcrabs! Damn Canadians...
Who says I dont?
Aladuf
06-03-2008, 04:02 PM
Touche... you're a sly one. I've got my eye on you. But not in the way that birdman has his eye (hand on penis) on Zoe.
You "don't" or you "shouldn't"?
I feel bad now.
Aladuf
06-03-2008, 04:04 PM
You "don't" or you "shouldn't"?
I feel bad now.
:lolz:
birdman
06-03-2008, 04:36 PM
ITT: My avatar does what I intended it to do.
birdman
06-03-2008, 04:39 PM
No, bring the pedo out of all of us, except aladuf, whom won't say it yet.
Aladuf
06-03-2008, 04:39 PM
ITT: My avatar does what I intended it to do.
Pretend you're a certain GAFfer?
Pretend you're a certain GAFfer?
Couldn't you just say GAFer?
I'm telling you. Prepubescent = pedo. Liking Zoe sexually would make you an Ephebo.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia
Aladuf
06-03-2008, 04:52 PM
Couldn't you just say GAFer?
*shrugs*
Probably :lolz:
But I see it done both ways, so that's just the way I ended up typing it.
Fox 6
06-03-2008, 05:41 PM
Im confused, because im a loser. Who is this Zoe?
birdman
06-03-2008, 05:45 PM
A girl who looked cute that once 4chan found her deviantART account became a goddess around those parts.
Fox 6
06-03-2008, 05:54 PM
She is certainly cute. But jail bait none the less. Cant we start one of those count downs like we had with Emma Watson?
Aladuf
06-03-2008, 05:56 PM
That would be a solid 3-year countdown Fox... and only if you knew how much Zoe actually resembled dear birdman.
The Germanator
06-03-2008, 05:56 PM
http://foreverbroken.com/myspace/jailbait.jpg
Fox 6
06-03-2008, 06:01 PM
"GT: 'you have the right to remain silent' Official jail bait thread "
A girl who looked cute that once 4chan found her deviantART account became a goddess around those parts.
What is this Deviantart account you speak of? :)
And isn't that Amanda Bynes? Isn't she over 18?
Edit: Yeah, I just found out she's a few months older than me.
Fox 6
06-03-2008, 06:24 PM
That would be a solid 3-year countdown Fox... and only if you knew how much Zoe actually resembled dear birdman.
Get her to move to Vancouver. 16 is the age of conscent here.
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