Ken eating CONE

[Combine 017]

Ken (Flamb) this is where you can put the pictures of you eating a pine cone. You have to eat the whole thing or else it doesnt count.

[Dyne]

I've gotta see this.

[Bond]

This is going to be legendary.

[BreakABone]

Wonder if someone can video tape it as well.

[jeepnut]

Wonder if Flamb will ever post again.

[BreakABone]

OK, ive found a pine cone for you to eat2979

O come on I'm sure you can find a much larger pinecone!

[Combine 017]

Ya I know, but thats the best I found around here, ill need to go up the mountain for better ones

[Bond]

Combine, did you work on Ignis Solus?

[Combine 017]

No, not at all, I just like those guys so I put up there site. Im friends with a few of them on Live to. Ill make it a bit less misleading, now you can go to my site and through there I have links referred. Also, VOTE!

[flamb]

hmm..
i came in to say that i get to pick the pinecone but that ones pretty decent.
i get to prepare it however i like though and if i barf i get to do it on you. also you have to supply me a beer to wash it down

[Swan]

And as Ken's legal counsel I must be there to witness this so as Adam does not infringe on the deal

[Combine 017]

Screw that. And thats not even the pine cone we are using yet, besides, I already threw it away. In fact theres no proof that pine cone ever existed.

[flamb]

then i get to pick which cone
you're just gonna go find one of those huge dong like ones or the super crunchy monster ones.
maybe if you collect a bunch then ipick which one out of that batch or something

[Combine 017]

No way, if im getting a bunch of smaller ones then you have to eat them all. On another note, I wonder if my comp can handle putting song files in here. 2980 So it can, but you have to download it, and it is most definitely worth downloading if your a fan of TF2.

[Swan]

As legal counsel I believe that it would be in the best interest of both parties if this song was playing during

[Combine 017]

Is anyone else in these forums "still alive" 2981

[Fox 6]

We already decided that we're playing a track from Vicious 5150.

[flamb]

the cone has been established unless it was lost by dad-am (jk hes not rly my dad)
so i guess as soon as everyone wanting to witness this event is ready, i will eat the cone. also i get to prepare it whichever way i please, save blendering it or any other way of making it not obvious its a pine cone

[Combine 017]

That means you cant put it on a pizza either! Just add some salt and pepper to it and you will be fine.

[Fox 6]

Make it a Facebook event and invite everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GameMaster]

Put it on YouTube! It'll score MILLIONS of views!

[Rock Adams]

Go on Canadian Idol and eat the pincone infront of the judges. Then yell at them when they tell you that you're not making it to the next round.

[KillerGremlin]

This thread is full of disappointment.

No one has eaten a Pine Cone yet.

[Fox 6]

This thread is full of disappointment.

No one has eaten a Pine Cone yet.

He will, or he shall be discarded by all of his friends.

EDIT: come to adams on tuesday and eat the cone there, ill buy you a 6 pack if you eat it just plain and all.

[Bube]

Come on Ken, just do it.. :)

At least explain to us why it's not happening.

Nah, just kidding. If you don't want to do it, I'm right behind you!

[Combine 017]

It doesnt matter if he doesnt want to, he already said he would so he has to eat now.

[BreakABone]

It doesnt matter if he doesnt want to, he already said he would so he has to eat now.

Not often I agree with Canadians, but he did make a public bet.

That you can still see on the site so he has to eat the cone.

[Combine 017]

Ken when are you going to eat that pine cone! You cant back out of it now! Youve got until the end of this week or else you have to eat 2.

[Bube]

Ken when are you going to eat that pine cone! You cant back out of it now! Youve got until the end of this week or else you have to eat 2.
He didn't say anything about the end of the week, or eating 2, so you can't make him do it.

He said he'd eat a pine cone, so he shall eat a pine cone.

:D

[Combine 017]

I know he didnt say it, thats why I said it. Somebody had to.

[Bube]

It doesn't work that way. Then I say he shouldn't eat one.

[Combine 017]

He already said he would. You cant back him out of what he really wants to do. Are you willing to crush poor little kennys dreams?

[BreakABone]

I say we leave this up to the Canadian Coalition to work out amongst themselves.

Kn (as he likes to drop vowels) should have never made the bet if didn't intend to eat the cones. If Combine finds a reasonable time has passed, I think it is only fitting that the bet gets added on to.

I say we make a decree if Kn doesn't eat cone by friday that the cone count goes up by 1 every 2 days!

[Combine 017]

I like the sound of that!

[Bube]

Ken's with me now. You mess with him, you mess with me.

[BreakABone]

Ken's with me now. You mess with him, you mess with me.

Then I'm messing with you!

Combine's with me. And right now I've got the power so. :p

[Combine 017]

You mess with him, you mess with me.

So be it! But I have the advantage for I can physically mess with Ken. Gwar har har!

[Angrist]

You've got something on your head. It's a Giant Enemy Crab!!

Oh I get it, a headcrab. Sir, you love your Half-Life too much.

[Combine 017]

You've got something on your head. It's a Giant Enemy Crab!!

Oh I get it, a headcrab. Sir, you love your Half-Life too much.

I sure do!:D Just go to the valve store (http://store.valvesoftware.com/). Everything Half-Life related I intend to get eventually.

[Bube]

So be it! But I have the advantage for I can physically mess with Ken. Gwar har har!
But BaB can't physically help you. So we're even.

Or Ken is up against you by himself.

And btw, that headcrab looks like it finds you "cute"

[Combine 017]

But BaB can't physically help you. So we're even.

Or Ken is up against you by himself.

And btw, that headcrab looks like it finds you "cute"

It has to think that, it chose me to turn into a horrible zombie.:)

[flamb]

what day is this
ill eat it today if you want/provide booze

[GameMaster]

Oh man, someone better film this with at least a cell phone. I'd be filled with empty joy if I were only able to read about it.

[Combine 017]

Oh man, someone better film this with at least a cell phone. I'd be filled with empty joy if I were only able to read about it.

Fine, ill whip out the crappy video camera I have.

[Aladuf]

Fine, ill whip out the crappy video camera I have.

Sweet! I wanna see this.

[Swan]

Man, I better be there

[Bond]

Fine, ill whip out the crappy video camera I have.
Please test both the video and audio before you begin filming.

If this video is made it will enjoy a spot on the mainpage of GT.

[Combine 017]

Please test both the video and audio before you begin filming.

If this video is made it will enjoy a spot on the mainpage of GT.

Ok, ill even edit it with imovie and throw in a TF2 song or something. I'm not to sure how to upload it it places but its probably pretty easy.

[flamb]

i have to go out and get a good meal before i die from pine cone poison or something.
cam, you can get me budweiser. bottles man, bottles.

i might as well do it for the booze.

[Fox 6]

Well noone told me anything until 5 mins ago. I work tomorrow so youd either have to do it before 9 or wait until thursday. The condition for me bying booze is that you have to eat it as it was when it fell of the tree (no cooking/tampering).

[Combine 017]

ATTENTION! The pine cone eating shall take place today! No later than 5:00 p.m. Pacific. The glorious video will be up by the end of the night.

[Fox 6]

I will takes pics in addition and share them.

[Aladuf]

OH HELL YES!

[Dyne]

You'll have to tell me if it tastes like Pinesol. :D

[BreakABone]

The Great Cone-age Shall Begin tonight.
And all the lands in all the worlds shall shine down just this once.

[Bube]

Why has this turned into such entertainment!? It's not healthy!!!

[Fox 6]

How can you be sure? Eaten one yourself?

[Bube]

How can you be sure? Eaten one yourself?
No but my mind tells me that it's not. Do you have anything to prove that it's not not healthy?

[Swan]

Well it's natural and as we all know, if it comes from the earth it must be good for you

[Fox 6]

No but my mind tells me that it's not. Do you have anything to prove that it's not not healthy?

We shall find out soon shant we... I get front row seats.

[Bube]

Well it's natural and as we all know, if it comes from the earth it must be good for you
Eating it may not be a problem - I just can't imagine how it's going to come out..

[Swan]

Eating it may not be a problem - I just can't imagine how it's going to come out..

Well if you want we can get pictures of that too

[Bube]

Well if you want we can get pictures of that too
Well, I'm not a botanist or anything, but there's a big chance a pine cone won't be digested. You could probably take the pieces and glue them together to make a new pine cone.

[Fox 6]

Well if you want we can get pictures of that too

I know a certain website that rates a certain something. Pictures might be worth it.











JK.........................no seriously jk. asshole. :p

[Bond]

ATTENTION! The pine cone eating shall take place today! No later than 5:00 p.m. Pacific. The glorious video will be up by the end of the night.
This is going to be legendary!

[Swan]

I know a certain website that rates a certain something. Pictures might be worth it.










JK.........................no seriously jk. asshole. :p

Pun intended?

[Fox 6]

Pun intended?

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/264335~Mos-Def-Posters.jpg

[Swan]

IT has been done....

[Aladuf]

POST THE DAMN VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have got to see this!

[Fox 6]

POST THE DAMN VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have got to see this!

We wouldnt want to blow our collective load now would we. ;)

[Aladuf]

We wouldnt want to blow our collective load now would we. ;)

No. :(

When do we get to see it though?

[Fox 6]

No. :(

When do we get to see it though?

Well its still in editing so shall we say march 2010?



http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v253/116/88/629940525/n629940525_3125544_1289.jpg

[Aladuf]

Sounds fair!

[Fox 6]

Take a look at the teaser...

[Aladuf]

That could NOT look any more like a turd.

[Fox 6]

That could NOT look any more like a turd.

Stink lines?

[Swan]

That could NOT look any more like a turd.

Butthole?

[Typhoid]

*Actual turd?

[Professor S]

This thread is five pages of empty promises. I hereby make the executive Super Mod decision that if neither pictures nor a video or this gastronomic event are not revealed within 24 hours, this thread will be closed and all references of this sham shall be struck from the GT record.

TIME TO PUT UP OR GO HOME!

...er...

TIME TO GO BIG OR SHUT UP!

... damn...

You know what I mean.

24 HRS

[Aladuf]

Oh snap! The law has been laid out. Will the Canadian Coalition deliver?

[Combine 017]

Blasphemy! If you shut down this thread there shall be no viewing of the pine cone eating ever!

[Swan]

iVive la revolucion!

[Professor S]

Blasphemy! If you shut down this thread there shall be no viewing of the pine cone eating ever!

How is that different from now?

I declare shananigans and proof of this event must be provided in the time alotted.

THY (as in "my") WILL BE DONE!

[Aladuf]

Honestly, what's taking so long? Editing is that time consuming? I wanna see a cone eaten :(

[flamb]

i dont feel very well
but i havent spewed so i guess thats good

cam post more trailers

[Fox 6]

How is that different from now?

I declare shananigans and proof of this event must be provided in the time alotted.

THY (as in "my") WILL BE DONE!


Patience is a virtue. We are people, who have lives and jobs and obligations. Calm the hell down please. You boycott a game or movie if its delayed? If you close it down you shall never see the excellence that is the eating of the cone.

[Combine 017]

Editing is surprisingly time consuming. And its taking quite a while to upload to youtube (its 20 freaking minutes long!) so just hold on a sec you impatient jerkbags.

[Fox 6]

Honestly, what's taking so long? Editing is that time consuming? I wanna see a cone eaten :(

You have nothing better to do than to watch a stranger eat a pine cone?

[flamb]

You have nothing better to do than to watch a stranger eat a pine cone?

youd be surprised what people are into these days

[Aladuf]

You have nothing better to do than to watch a stranger eat a pine cone?

It's 11:35 at night, BaB won't play Mario Kart and I'm totally bored. So, yes I have nothing even CLOSE to do that's better than this.

[Fox 6]

youd be surprised what people are into these days


like 15 year old girls?

[Swan]

Patience is a virtue. We are people, who have lives and jobs and obligations. Calm the hell down please. You boycott a game or movie if its delayed? If you close it down you shall never see the excellence that is the eating of the cone.

Ken and Adam don't have jobs. They could spend all day eating things they find on the ground and filming it

[GameMaster]

BaB is playing Super Smash at 12:00 A.M., at least that's what I was told

[flamb]

we could make a job out of just that if we wanted

[Fox 6]

Ken and Adam don't have jobs. They could spend all day eating things they find on the ground and filming it

I meant you and me. obv.

[Aladuf]

BaB is playing Super Smash at 12:00 A.M., at least that's what I was told

No way?! That liar!

[Fox 6]

Were close now....


http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v253/116/88/629940525/n629940525_3126227_5739.jpg

[flamb]

hahahahaha it looks so pooey

[Aladuf]

:lolz: I was waiting to see the amount of alcohol present.

[Swan]

Surprisingly not much. Kenneth had two beers and some random stuff and I had uno beer

[flamb]

Surprisingly not much. Kenneth had two beers and some random stuff and I had uno beer

I had one and a half before i came too though

[Aladuf]

I gotta say, even before I watch the video. That if you did manage to eat that entire thing. You're a damn PRO

[Fox 6]

The documentors

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v253/116/88/629940525/n629940525_3126309_6442.jpg

[BreakABone]

The documentors

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v253/116/88/629940525/n629940525_3126309_6442.jpg

That's a pretty awesome picture.

[Aladuf]

So that's what Canadians look like huh? They look so... so... American! :O

[GameMaster]

Don't forget to put a link to GT in the description box.

This kind of exposure will make GT famous!

[Aladuf]

:O

Good thinking GM! free publicity!

[Fox 6]

Killing the germs.

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v253/116/88/629940525/n629940525_3126368_6039.jpg

[Fox 6]

Well im going to bed :D


Adam you better give them what they want or they will tear your face off.

[Aladuf]

Adam you better give them what they want or they will tear your face off.

I wouldn't be so much worried about all of us as you should be of Professor S it seems.

[flunkie44]

Pinecone.. Eat?

Hulk.. Smash?

15 year old girl..

I'll stop there.

[Professor S]

13 HRS

And I don't want to hear whining about time. You have all been talking this up for DAYS, and all we have is a picture of a bloody pineturd. For all i know this is just an excuse for spamming for pages at a time. Its go time.

I want to see some verifiable pinecone eating footage or I bring down GT's golden hammer of JUSTICE

http://www.engravingawardsgifts.com/ceremonial/ceremonialhammers/graphics/goldplatedceremonialhammer.jpg

[Professor S]

Perhaps I am being a bit harsh... Post up a short snippet of the video in question to prove there is, in fact, footage of a pinecone being eaten and you shall be granted the blessing of a 72 hr delay in golden hammering.

Don't let it ever be said that I am not a benevolent GodKing.

http://www.twitchguru.com/fringedrinking/conan1-thumb.jpg

[Fox 6]

Perhaps I am being a bit harsh... Post up a short snippet of the video in question to prove there is, in fact, footage of a pinecone being eaten and you shall be granted the blessing of a 72 hr delay in golden hammering.

Don't let it ever be said that I am not a benevolent GodKing.

http://www.twitchguru.com/fringedrinking/conan1-thumb.jpg

Will a picture of him east ing suffice?

[Professor S]

Will a picture of him east ing suffice?

Minumum three photos including chewed pinecone in mouth.

[Fox 6]

You drive a hard bargin. You can blame Combine for all this.


http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v253/116/88/629940525/n629940525_3130180_6606.jpg

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v253/116/88/629940525/n629940525_3130181_6899.jpg

http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v253/116/88/629940525/n629940525_3130182_7165.jpg

[Professor S]

Clarification: Only one of the photos neds to show chewed pinecone in mouth.

8.5 HRS

[Fox 6]

Clarification: Only one of the photos neds to show chewed pinecone in mouth.

8.5 HRS

Those 3 were not good enough?

[Professor S]

Those 3 were not good enough?

Oh wait, my work shuts down some photo sites and I never saw the pics or that you even posted them. The countdown is suspended until I can get home and see the pics.

COUNTDOWN SUSPENDED

[BreakABone]

I can see the pics, and one of them does indeed have the pinecone in his mouth with teeth contact.

So I think the countdown should end now.

[Fox 6]

Any 3rd party want to tell him?

EDIT: see babs can vouch, and he hates Canadians.

[Combine 017]

GOD DAMN! This stupid video has been uploading since 9:40 last night. Its now 11:00 a.m.! I hate you macintosh!!!

[Fox 6]

GOD DAMN! This stupid video has been uploading since 9:40 last night. Its now 11:00 a.m.! I hate you macintosh!!!

10 minute upload limit you ass jacker. split it in half. Theres obv a problem it wouldnt take like 12 hours to upload.

[Combine 017]

10 minute upload limit you ass jacker. split it in half. Theres obv a problem it wouldnt take like 12 hours to upload.

Shouldn't you be at work?

[Bond]

GOD DAMN! This stupid video has been uploading since 9:40 last night. Its now 11:00 a.m.! I hate you macintosh!!!
Is it true that this video is 5.5 gigabytes? If so, we need to have a discussion.

[Fox 6]

Shouldn't you be at work?

5 till 10. learn to count ass jacker.

[Combine 017]

Quit saying that, and yes its 5.5gb. I dont no how to make it less without taking away the awesomeness. Besides cutting it in half but I would have to import it all into imovie again because imovie sucks.

[BreakABone]

Quit saying that, and yes its 5.5gb. I dont no how to make it less without taking away the awesomeness. Besides cutting it in half but I would have to import it all into imovie again because imovie sucks.

Off the top of my head would say cutting the file into two chunks.
And exporting at a lower quality since Youtube will drop the quality anyhow it saves you the trouble.

[Fox 6]

Everyone rack your brains and figure out how we can get this thing up.

[flamb]

convert to a format that makes sense, and as said: rip in half, and compress the hell out of it.

[Professor S]

I can see the pics, and one of them does indeed have the pinecone in his mouth with teeth contact.

So I think the countdown should end now.

Well now they get 72 hours to figure the damn thing out. We have nine pages of nonsense right now because someone is apparently trying to upload a file the size of the FRIGGIN LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY.

Plus, I'm unconvinced with simply teeth contact on a cone. I can stick a pinecone in my mouth and take a picture of it. Doesn't mean I ate it. Chewing it is a whole different kind of commitment (and I can't see it, FYI, I am working off of BaB's description).

72 HRS

[Bond]

Quit saying that, and yes its 5.5gb. I dont no how to make it less without taking away the awesomeness. Besides cutting it in half but I would have to import it all into imovie again because imovie sucks.
You're definitely going to need to cut that in half or in thirds. What format is the video in right now? Try to choose the option in iMovie with the heaviest compression or you're never going to be able to host it.

[Fox 6]

Adam get onthis pronto

[Combine 017]

Ok its in half now, but apparently my stupid bitchy sister needs to use the computer for a school project that was due today so she stayed home instead to do it. So this thing is not going to be up for a while, because my sister sucks so much.

[Fox 6]

And your mother (who is a teacher herself) let her stay home?

whats sizes are they at now?

[flamb]

And your mother (who is a teacher herself) let her stay home?

whats sizes are they at now?

are you talking boobs OH SNAP
but seriously
way to drop the ball adam

[Combine 017]

Well, I finally figured out how to use imovie and they are now exporting as quicktime files. Its says they are being compressed to 20-30 mb so thats way better.

[Aladuf]

NOOOOOOOoooooooooooo.............!

I went to hit play and it's no longer available! :(

[Fox 6]

How the hell can you screw this up? 13 year old kids can do this adam.

[Combine 017]

How the hell can you screw this up? 13 year old kids can do this adam.

Ya, and all those kids dont having shitty macs!

[Fox 6]

Ya, and all those kids dont having shitty macs!

Proof? lets see some stats and figures here.

[Combine 017]

Ok I think I got it now, it just took 5 minutes for it to be recognized as a movie.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CGib4NlUBqY&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CGib4NlUBqY&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Now maybe it will work.

[Fox 6]

So epic
Thats my Spinto Band shirt Germy :P

[Combine 017]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gkl-On8UXj4&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gkl-On8UXj4&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Second half. And with that, I bid you a due.

[BreakABone]

As fun as it is, I feel somewhat cheated.

Won't give too much away but will say the rules of the game change halfway through the second video. :(

[Aladuf]

Not too shabby! Like BaB, I don't wanna ruin anything but I'm more impressed with the thing you did after the pinecone business. That must have sucked ass.

[Fox 6]

As fun as it is, I feel somewhat cheated.

Won't give too much away but will say the rules of the game change halfway through the second video. :(

Like any brilliant hollywood blockbuster

[BreakABone]

I think the first video with the build up and you folks goofing around was better.

Though, why do I get singled out? I guess since GM's decline, I am the new resident creepo of GT. :(

[Fox 6]

I think the first video with the build up and you folks goofing around was better.

Though, why do I get singled out? I guess since GM's decline, I am the new resident creepo of GT. :(

well you do have most of us on msn/aim

[Rock Adams]

why would you boil a pinecone? that just makes it harder to eat, you'd be better off pan frying it or something.

[Swan]

OH NO!

Now people have seen my kitchen

[Dyne]

You should have deep fried it. It would have been tender throughout.

[Combine 017]

You should have deep fried it. It would have been tender throughout.

mmm, deep fried pine cone. maybe a better idea would have been to not make a bet to eat a pine cone in the first place, but where would the fun be in that.

[The Germanator]

OH NO!

Now people have seen my kitchen

Aww yeah. I'd bake some cookies in that kitchen. :stud:

[Professor S]

Just saw the pictures...

You are washing it down with Sleemans... sweet sweet nectar of the GodKing...

COUNTDOWN CANCELLED

I wish we got Sleeman's in the states... :(

Cheers :beerchug:

[Fox 6]

Vids are up big guy :P

I have Sleemans Original Draught, Cream Ale, and Honey Brown Lager in my fridge right now. They also made a 20th anniversary ale this year.

[Professor S]

Just saw that too.

Now don't I feel silly.

I shall leave you now.

Good day to you all.

[Professor S]

Vids are up big guy :P

I have Sleemans Original Draught, Cream Ale, and Honey Brown Lager in my fridge right now. They also made a 20th anniversary ale this year.

There is only one needed in the states, but all are welcome.

[Swan]

Great words of wisdom



I am almost tempted to do the baking soda/vinegar thing

[Typhoid]

Sean is unimpressed.

[flamb]

wheres our front page honours mister

[Fox 6]

You did promise it.