The 9 Most Misleading Toy Commercials of the 80s

[GameMaster]

Written in a style very similar to Cracked. I couldn't help but chuckle recalling the time when I saw these commercials many years ago.

http://24.4.115.29/~synthoid/toycommericals/nine.png

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http://24.4.115.29/~synthoid/toycommericals/eight.png

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http://24.4.115.29/~synthoid/toycommericals/seven.png

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http://24.4.115.29/~synthoid/toycommericals/six.png

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http://24.4.115.29/~synthoid/toycommericals/five.png

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http://24.4.115.29/~synthoid/toycommericals/four.png

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http://24.4.115.29/~synthoid/toycommericals/three.png

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http://24.4.115.29/~synthoid/toycommericals/two.png

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http://24.4.115.29/~synthoid/toycommericals/one.png

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[Acebot44]

I owned 6/9 of the products listed. Crossfire was bomb, yah hear me! BOMB!

[Angrist]

The tire-claws in The Animal are retarded.

Good read/watch. :)