Remember Morgan Webb?

[Bond]

Anyone remember Morgan Webb from what was the wonderful TechTV? Or perhaps the current awful, stupid, revolting G4TV? Well, if you don't, here she is:

http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/morgan_webb.jpg

Anyway, she has a new video blog website, WebbAlert (http://webbalert.com/), where she gives a daily rundown of technology news in five minutes:

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It's hot.

[Crash]

I liked her with blonde hair WAYYYY back in the day.

http://www.actressass.com/pictures-2/morgan_webb/morgan_webb_2.jpg

[manasecret]

Anyway, she has a new video blog website, WebbAlert (http://webbalert.com/), where she gives a daily rundown of technology news in five minutes:

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It's hot.

At what minute does the nudity occur? I don't want to have to watch the rest of that.

[gekko]

My god I hate her and her overdone facial expressions.

[DeathsHand]

My brother calls her Frankenwoman...
Fire bad, etc...

[Professor S]

I generally find her hot, but that pic you posted makes her face look busted. Great body though.

[Angrist]

My god I hate her and her overdone facial expressions.QFT.

[Perfect Stu]

She's pretty hot...I don't get how lots of people say she's got a man's build. Any dude with a build like that isn't built like a dude.

[DeathsHand]

I don't get how lots of people say she's got a man's build. Any dude with a build like that isn't built like a dude.

It may have something to do with her giant, square face, her giant shoulders, and the fact that usually the only comparison available would be Adam Sessler, with his bumbling, effeminate tomfoolery...

For the record, Morgan's pose in that original picture reminds me of a beaten child told to kneel that way because she is now a quasi-celebrity, and it is her duty to show her stuff...
Her weak grin seems nervous and forced, her posture displays hints of defeat...

[Bond]

We should really censor the word "Adam Sessler."

[DeathsHand]

We should really censor the word "Adam Sessler."

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze7t5gw/Sessler.jpg

[KillerGremlin]

that first pic really does not do justice, but she's just okay

[Perfect Stu]

her giant shoulders,

Again...a guy should have broader shoulders than that.

[DeathsHand]

Again...a guy should have broader shoulders than that.

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze7t5gw/xplay.jpg

Which one appears more likely to attempt to inappropriately touch little girls, and which one appears more likely to thwart the other's disturbing sexual advances by crushing that person's head with their arms, hips, or mind?
I rest my case...

[manasecret]

I don't think it's the shoulders that look odd, rather it's the disproportionately emaciated lower half of her body that looks odd and unappealing.

[Angrist]

She doesn't have very broad hips from what I can see, but I don't think she's that unattractive.

Oh and her face expressions make her look like she's on drugs. :)

[Perfect Stu]

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze7t5gw/xplay.jpg

Which one appears more likely to attempt to inappropriately touch little girls, and which one appears more likely to thwart the other's disturbing sexual advances by crushing that person's head with their arms, hips, or mind?
I rest my case...

Dude...comparing her shoulders to a guy who's built like an 11 year old boy hardly solidifies your case. She's built big for a chick, yeah...and obviously smaller guys who don't dig women who are bigger than them won't find her attractive at all...but she still isn't built any bigger than what a regular guy should look like.

[DeathsHand]

Dude...comparing her shoulders to a guy who's built like an 11 year old boy hardly solidifies your case.

"and the fact that usually the only comparison available would be Adam Sessler, with his bumbling, effeminate tomfoolery..."

Just comparin' what's typically available for comparison when you see her on TV, as an explanation for why "lots of people say she's got a man's build" ... :>

but she still isn't built any bigger than what a regular guy should look like.

A regular guy, or a manly man?
Being that I work in an area of town where a number of different social groups collide (from the yuppies who frequent the gym, to the younger, dorkier-lookin' ones who don't, to the older, crankier, lazier businessmen, to the hipster night-life), I gotta tell you, I'm having some trouble nailing down exactly what a "regular guy" is...

Are regular guys the ones with beer guts and lots of hair everywhere? Or are they the ones who care more about their physique than their ditzy, fake-blond, over-tanned, cookie-cutter girlfriends do? Obviously they can't be the hipsters... They're all too skinny...
*ponders*

[Teuthida]

She has fairly wide shoulders in comparison to her hips and a strong jaw for a woman. So much debate over the poor girl.

[Perfect Stu]

What does skinniness or fatness have to do with build? You don't put on weight to your skeletal structure. Shoulders, wrists, ribcage (for the most part...being really fat can hide the ribcage thing)

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/gallery/stills3/qdig-files/converted-images/morgan-webb-061112/med_morgan-webb-061112-19.jpg

Is she bigger than the average chick? Yes. No doubt...but she's hardly freakish like you make it seem.

*edit*

I think we can all agree that Olivia Munn, also of G4, is hotter. Especially if she happens to be wearing Princess Leia gold bikinis.

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/gallery/stills3/olivia-munn-070525/olivia-munn-princess-leia-gold-bikini-2.jpg

:stud:

[KillerGremlin]

and i think we all can agree that a girl on a nerd tv show doesn't somehow make her special and thus we can conclude that you can do much much much better for hotness

mystical stigma nerd bull :p

[Typhoid]

Remember Morgan Webb?

No.



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