PDA

View Full Version : Let's cheer up Typhoid

Dylflon
08-01-2007, 04:24 PM
Typhoid is at home from work with a back injury.

So let's cheer him up!


We shouldn't talk about moving comfortably, jumping on trampolines, or doing cart wheels in this thread.

Or anything fun that requires a working spine for that matter.
KillerGremlin
08-01-2007, 04:28 PM
a proper cheer up thread needs pictures of elegant women in very little or nothing...nothing at all
Bond
08-01-2007, 04:37 PM
Today I am not looking forward to running five miles and then lifting weights.
manasecret
08-01-2007, 04:41 PM
Bad back you say? Well, sir, I have the solution to that -- sex and lots of it!

Oh, wait, what was I thinking, that's not a good solution at all. Why, it's almost as if I was just taunting you with something great that you can't have.
GameMaster
08-01-2007, 05:02 PM
http://kscakes.com/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/sean-i-heard-you-were-having-back-problems-anything-i-can-do-to-make-it-feel-better.jpg

.
Typhoid
08-01-2007, 06:07 PM
You're a dick.
You're just mad I wouldn't go for a walk with you yesterday.:mad:


PS. Where's Hitch-hoker-hike's guide, damnit.
it feels like Thursday of November to me, and it's only been 2 and a half days off work.
Bond
08-01-2007, 06:09 PM
How did you injure your back and how bad is it?
BreakABone
08-01-2007, 06:31 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7OdXTG1OqdA

Some scenes for Typ
Typhoid
08-01-2007, 06:56 PM
How did you injure your back and how bad is it?

I did it fighting a polar bear in the tundra.

It's actually better now, I can sort of 90 year old man-walk to the computer, and fridge. But I can't twist qucikly, and can't really lift anything.

The doctor's order was "Don't move."
I proceeded to ask how I was to not move.
He said "Lay there. Don't move."


What's killing me the most isn't my back. The painkillers deal with that. What gets to me is the sheer boredom of doing nothing all day for 5 days. The most I've done nothing for (in the past year) is a day. 5 days is tragic.
Fox 6
08-01-2007, 07:55 PM
Well, i didnt have fun, lifting a dozen 2"x12"x20' rough Cedar boards and placing them in the appropriate racks, seriously........it sucked. Consider yourself lucky that you didn't have to put 100 lbs. 20' boards into shelves a foot off the ground.
manasecret
08-01-2007, 08:18 PM
Rock climbing, here I come...
Typhoid
08-01-2007, 09:08 PM
Well, i didnt have fun, lifting a dozen 2"x12"x20' rough Cedar boards and placing them in the appropriate racks, seriously........it sucked. Consider yourself lucky that you didn't have to put 100 lbs. 20' boards into shelves a foot off the ground.

I work with sheet metal, Cam.
Far worse than slats and skids.:p
Fox 6
08-01-2007, 09:34 PM
but i said be glad you didnt do it.............................................................unless you wanted to.................................................................................................. .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... ....................................................... KIRBY DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <('_'<) ^('_')^
(>'_')> v('_')v
Dylflon
08-02-2007, 05:13 AM
http://www.g-boc.com/vbt/PHOTO_IPPAN/2179_1.jpg


you'll look so pimp with this back brace on.
Acebot44
08-02-2007, 12:20 PM
I hurt my back once and my doctor told me not to lift anything more than 5 lbs. So, everytime I had to pee I'd ask someone to help me out.
manasecret
08-02-2007, 12:37 PM
I hurt my back once and my doctor told me not to lift anything more than 5 lbs. So, everytime I had to pee I'd ask someone to help me out.

hiyoooooooooooooo
BreakABone
08-02-2007, 12:38 PM
I hurt my back once and my doctor told me not to lift anything more than 5 lbs. So, everytime I had to pee I'd ask someone to help me out.

Toilet seats are that heavy nowadays?
Perfect Stu
08-02-2007, 02:03 PM
Toilet seats are that heavy nowadays?

nono. he was referring to his extremely large penis.
BreakABone
08-02-2007, 02:30 PM
nono. he was referring to his extremely large penis.

Hmm...

A 5lb penis...

Can't imagine being healthy

How the hell do you spread 5 lbs over 4 inches?:confused:
Acebot44
08-02-2007, 03:59 PM
Hmm...

A 5lb penis...

Can't imagine being healthy

How the hell do you spread 5 lbs over 4 inches?:confused:

Ooooooohhh SNAP!
The Germanator
08-03-2007, 01:14 AM
Hey man...I thought I'd cheer you up by taking your Snake record in the Arcade. It's a sad thing to be proud of, but I'm happy I have the title.
Dyne
08-03-2007, 01:16 AM
Oh, snap.
Typhoid
08-03-2007, 01:29 AM
You sumbitch.
Dyne
08-03-2007, 01:33 AM
I believe you've been germanated. :cool:
Typhoid
08-03-2007, 01:41 AM
Damn you Haas.
The Germanator
08-03-2007, 01:56 AM
Damn you Haas.

Had to be done...Need something to do on computer editing days in the studio.
Typhoid
08-03-2007, 02:10 AM
You took away my baby, Sam.
It's now my motherly instinct to maul your face off.
prepare yourself.
BreakABone
08-03-2007, 10:17 AM
I got to say... we are all doing a terrible job of cheering him up...

But I say carry on.