Dennis Kucinich is a stud

[Xantar]

Whatever else you might think of him, you have to admit that Dennis Kucinich has done well by his wife. If he somehow manage to break the laws of thermodynamics and actually get elected President, we might have the first ever FLILF. I just happened to come across this picture while I was reading up on the Democratic debates.

Click (http://kucinich.us/files/images/DK%20&%20EJK%202.preview.JPG)

[Professor S]

OH HELL NO. That can't... I mean she isn't... the man is an alien for Christ's sake...

Are you sure she wasn't just an "escort" for the night? Yes, she must be a paid prostitute. NO! I don't care what you say! SHE'S A FILTHY WHORE!

Thats the only reasoning that will let me sleep tonight.

*Professor S comes back to sanity*

Who knew socialism got you hot babes? VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!

[Angrist]

What's a FLILF? Stop using difficult English words and abbr., I'm just a simple European. :(

Never mind, I got it.

[Typhoid]

*Professor S comes back to sanity*

Who knew socialism got you hot babes? VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!



Now you understand.
Conservativism gets you bombs and tax dollars.
Socialism gets you blowjobs.


But with bombs, you can blow away all the socialists, and with money you can buy blowjobs from socialist whores. However, if you don't need to pay for blowjobs, that's a pretty good thing in the moral standing of society, also if you're not constantly harbouring explosives and willing to explode and/or shoot everyone who doesn't agree with you.


****, I don't know what to pick anymore.

Bombs or blowjobs - it's all too hard for me to decide.

[The Germanator]

One more reason to like Kucinich.

/impeach Cheney.

[Xantar]

No, she's his legitimate wife. Here's a wedding photo. (http://www.mousemusings.com/weblogs/uploaded_images/couple4-712869.jpg)

Also, she became vegan to be with him (Dennis Kucinich is the only vegan member of Congress). Hear that? He didn't just make her give up meat. He made her give up cheese and cream, too. So if she's a gold digger, she's a very dedicated one.

[Typhoid]

Kucinich is packin'.

[manasecret]

I think the only explanation is that Kucinich is a closet-homosexual. Or he's packin' like Typh said. Or both.

[Professor S]

He's a vegan too? Vegans are just annoying. Damn hippies.

[Angrist]

I mean, it's a hippy. They wear woolen sweaters and go "waah".

(hm.... Jeepnut's Slave? What are those 2 up to anyway?)

[Professor S]

Speaking of hippies...

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/thetripper/trailer/

GO RONNIE, GO!!!

[Jason1]

, we might have the first ever FLILF.

Click (http://kucinich.us/files/images/DK%20&%20EJK%202.preview.JPG)

Arent we forgetting about someone?

http://www.historyplace.com/specials/calendar/docs-pix/jbk.jpg

[Professor S]

Nah, I'll pass. I heard she had nipples the size of coasters.

[manasecret]

Nah, I'll pass. I heard she had nipples the size of coasters.

I don't know about that, but it is definitely true that she had a third whole nipple right below her left nipple. I heard it so you know it's true.

[Jason1]

Either way, I still say she is hotter than that ho Kucinich is with...