Uwe Boll goes Postal

[Teuthida]

http://movies.ign.com/articles/756/756960p1.html?RSSwhen2007-01-25_144100&RSSid=756960

As bad as this sounds, it looks to be an improvment for Boll.


Oh, and the Soup Nazi plays Osama Bin Ladin.

[Dyne]

It's going to be interesting seeing all the shots he did up here. Also, lowtax.

[Professor S]

I hope Boll is looking forward to the boiling pot of rat urine waiting for him in Hell. Regardless of content, Bolls films are utter trash, with no attempt to successfully complete an actual piece of entertainment. Now Germany won't reward him for making failures, si instead his strategy is to sell tickets through artless affrontery, and I guarantee you, it will be artless and humorless. He is not talented enough to pull of the kind of delicately woven satire needed to pull of a comedy such as this.

Long story short, his existence makes the baby Jesus cry.

[Typhoid]

I hope Boll is looking forward to the boiling pot of rat urine waiting for him in Hell.
Long story short, his existence makes the baby Jesus cry.

Yeah, but if he's not religious, in reality all he's doing is making a movie.
See, if he isnt religious, he isnt going to hell. He doesnt believe in hell. Nor, does he (possibly) believe in Jesus.

All is well.
Movie made.
We all burn in hell anyways.

[Dylflon]

Well, Uwe Boll is a pretty classy guy.