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Professor S
11-01-2006, 07:12 PM
I know this is bad timing with the subject of the latest thread in the these forums, but as of last night I am officially engaged to be married.
...
Holy
S**t
Typhoid
11-01-2006, 07:30 PM
Have you done the customary saying goodbye to all your ****?
bobcat
11-01-2006, 08:03 PM
You're life is over..........
Just kidding.
Congratulations, remember when the sex gets a bit dull, make sure you try new things (like leather or new women's underwear etc). It will keep the spark going
:P
Happydude
11-01-2006, 09:19 PM
congrats dude!!! post some piccies! :p
Professor S
11-01-2006, 10:16 PM
You're life is over..........
Just kidding.
Congratulations, remember when the sex gets a bit dull, make sure you try new things (like leather or new women's underwear etc). It will keep the spark going
:P
Tell that to my fiance and her Wonder Woman outfit...
Typhoid
11-01-2006, 10:48 PM
But in all seriousness, congratulations.
You've waited all this time to meet the love of your life.
Now you have the rest of your life to regret it.
Who's the lucky lady?
It is a lady, right? :sneaky:
Professor S
11-02-2006, 11:22 AM
It is a lady, right? :sneaky:
Yes... Yes it is.
Smartass. :)
Dylflon
11-02-2006, 01:13 PM
Try not to argue with her too much. ;)
Typhoid
11-02-2006, 01:21 PM
Try not to argue with her too much. ;)
Hell, she probably didnt even want to marry him.
He just didnt shut up, and wore her down. :p
Professor S
11-02-2006, 01:41 PM
For the record, we argue all the time, and just like here... I always win.
Happydude
11-02-2006, 02:18 PM
Tell that to my fiance and her Wonder Woman outfit...
well...now you shouldn't have said that, we definetly want pictures now...but try to keep them away from GM...
GameMaster
11-02-2006, 03:30 PM
Was there a 'saving myself for marriage' clause? If so, are one or both of you excited that it'll soon be expired?
Would you extend an invitation to the wedding out of common courtesy to your GameTavern family or is that crossing the line?
Joeiss
11-02-2006, 09:21 PM
Congrats man. That is a huge step, opening up a new chapter of your life. Good luck.
bobcat
11-02-2006, 09:33 PM
Was there a 'saving myself for marriage' clause? If so, are one or both of you excited that it'll soon be expired?
Would you extend an invitation to the wedding out of common courtesy to your GameTavern family or is that crossing the line?
I can't afford to go overseas, so if you invite me, please just have a web cam available so I can attend in byte form
Perfect Stu
11-03-2006, 12:35 PM
Congradulations, man. That's big...
My advice would be to convince (if she isnt already convinced) that 3 of the most important things to keep a man happy, wealhty and wise are:
a) sports
b) videogames
c) hanging out with the boys
After that, you're pretty much set.
Professor S
11-03-2006, 02:03 PM
Congradulations, man. That's big...
My advice would be to convince (if she isnt already convinced) that 3 of the most important things to keep a man happy, wealhty and wise are:
a) sports
b) videogames
c) hanging out with the boys
After that, you're pretty much set.
You forgot bj's
Typhoid
11-03-2006, 03:46 PM
You forgot bj's
After bj's I never really thought the other three really counted for much.
I mean, I can stand a girl who doesnt like sports, my guy friends, or video games.
KillerGremlin
11-04-2006, 04:20 AM
I'm an avid blackjack fan myself, good game.
Perfect Stu
11-05-2006, 01:01 AM
After bj's I never really thought the other three really counted for much.
I mean, I can stand a girl who doesnt like sports, my guy friends, or video games.
i think you guys both misunderstood me.
i was talking about things the man needs to do...unless you guys have learned some funky new stretching techniques (which i DONT want to hear about, dear Lord), the ol' BJ doesn't come into play here.
Typhoid
11-05-2006, 02:33 AM
i think you guys both misunderstood me.
i was talking about things the man needs to do...unless you guys have learned some funky new stretching techniques (which i DONT want to hear about, dear Lord), the ol' BJ doesn't come into play here.
How does:
"You forgot bj's"
And what you just said:
"I was talking about the things the man needs to do"
Make any form of hetero-marriage sense?
So what you're saying is, the man needs....to....do...blowjobs? :confused: :p
Do I want to really dive deeper into this connundrum that has unwound into hot, sweaty homoerotocism?
Dylflon
11-05-2006, 04:06 AM
How does:
"You forgot bj's"
And what you just said:
"I was talking about the things the man needs to do"
Make any form of hetero-marriage sense?
So what you're saying is, the man needs....to....do...blowjobs? :confused: :p
Do I want to really dive deeper into this connundrum that has unwound into hot, sweaty homoerotocism?
But Strangler is the one who said that he forgot bj's.
You just don't make sense.
GameMaster
11-05-2006, 04:27 AM
I pretend to give blow jobs with a banana during my breaks at work.
Typhoid
11-05-2006, 05:00 AM
But Strangler is the one who said that he forgot bj's.
You just don't make sense.
Seven years and you say this now?
:p
I saw your papa today.
He bought a poppy at the bank.
I think it was him.
Perfect Stu
11-05-2006, 10:25 AM
How does:
"You forgot bj's"
And what you just said:
"I was talking about the things the man needs to do"
Make any form of hetero-marriage sense?
So what you're saying is, the man needs....to....do...blowjobs? :confused: :p
Do I want to really dive deeper into this connundrum that has unwound into hot, sweaty homoerotocism?
:unsure: :uhh: :shakehead :confused:
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