A "Nothing Sacred" annoucement

[Neo]

"Two years ago David and Alice Alden were given back their son Xavier who had previously been lost through a dimensional rift. What special powers has this child acquired? Whom does he serve? What ever became of Guy and Crazy Laura? These are questions which have cost many Nothing Sacred fans countless hours of sleep. Every night they pray to the sims gods that their beloved characters will one day be featured on the big screen. Well I am here to tell you that the wait will soon be over. After season 2 of Unnatural Selection has been released the production of a Nothing Sacred movie will begin. Yes I know it's wonderful, isn't it? Yes, yes you're welcome, thank....thank you sir please si....please sit down...ev..everybody be quiet!! There's more to this annoucement. Judging by your initial reaction you may want to sit down or this next part will make you faint. If everything goes well with this movie then it will become part of a trilogy. I'll now field questions from the audience if any of you are still conscious."

Reporter1: Now that we're all screaming with orgasmic delight, can you tell us when this masterpiece will be released?

Neo: "January 2007"

Reporter2: What characters will be back?

Neo: "I can't reveal that at this time but I can tell you that the confirmed cast list includes David, Alice, Guy and Laura, and a newcomer by the name of Death Row Joe. "

Reporter3: How do you manage to create such works of art and still have time for the ladies?

Neo: "It's a gift. When you're as talented as I am you learn to multitask."