The Jelly Bean and The Smartie.

[Ric]

Some of you may get confused by this joke so here is an explanation: A Jelly Bean is... well a Jelly Bean. A Smartie is chocolate covered in hard candy and a Locket is a hard boiled, menthol sweet. Heres the joke:


A Jelly bean walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says
"Ere, do you fancy going to that new club in town?"
The Jelly Bean says "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end up
getting my head kicked in."
So Smartie says "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll look after you."
So Jelly Bean says "Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me", and off they went.

After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table, the Lockets take one look at Jelly Bean and starts kicking him, punching him and generally having a laugh.

After a while they get bored and walk out. Jelly Bean pulls his battered Jelly Bean body over to the table and wipes his Jelly Bean blood up and turns to Smartie and says
"I thought you were going to look after me."
(Punchline Below)

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"I was!" says Smartie, "But those Lockets are fu*king menthol".

:lol: :beat: :boing: What do you think? :boing: :beat: :lol:

[Jason1]

Heh......er.....heh.....



:confused:


:burger:

[Shadow_Link]

That was kinda funny.

[Revival]

Umm.. ok.. I didn't get the humor in that...

[Ric]

No I didn't think Americans would understand it, oh well it was worth a try.

We understand though dont we Shadow_Link. lol.

[TheGrimReaper]

lol that was pretty cool.

[Shadow_Link]

Originally posted by Ric
No I didn't think Americans would understand it, oh well it was worth a try.

We understand though dont we Shadow_Link. lol.

Yeh Ric ;)