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Xantar
03-18-2006, 08:46 PM
Because Kurt is 29. And those old bones can't be working as well as they used to.

Here's your present:

A plastic knife-proof thumb!

I'd also buy you a round, but I don't drink. Go get your own booze.

DimHalo
03-18-2006, 09:22 PM
Haha, happy birthday dude!

Have a good one.

Swan
03-18-2006, 09:25 PM
Happy Birthday old man :p

Fox 6
03-18-2006, 11:20 PM
Happy Birthday Strangler/ Professor.

Typhoid
03-18-2006, 11:37 PM
Happy Birthday.

Bush sucks.

BlueFire
03-19-2006, 12:28 AM
Happy birthday.

Krypton
03-19-2006, 12:31 AM
Happy Birthday!

have a great two-nine.

Happydude
03-19-2006, 01:42 AM
Have a good one Mr Chef

Dylflon
03-19-2006, 02:23 AM
Oh man.

You're so old.

Maybe you shouldn't be so proud when you beat us young people at an argument.

:p

GameMaster
03-19-2006, 03:21 AM
Yikes! You're a decade older than me!

http://home.comcast.net/~synthoid/birthday.gif

Dyne
03-19-2006, 05:30 AM
Have a great one! :)

MrCoffee
03-19-2006, 12:25 PM
Yes indeed, happy birthday :)

Professor S
03-20-2006, 12:46 PM
Thanks everyone. Sorry about the late reply but I work at a bar restaurant and St. Patties weekend is nuts.

As for the arguments, well, someone has to learn you whippersnappers a thing or two.

Dagnabbit.

Null
03-20-2006, 01:07 PM
always nice to be reminded that im not the oldest here. :)

manasecret
03-20-2006, 05:36 PM
Thanks everyone. Sorry about the late reply but I work at a bar restaurant and St. Patties weekend is nuts.

As for the arguments, well, someone has to learn you whippersnappers a thing or two.

Dagnabbit.

Happy Birthday.

I find it funny when people spell it St. Patty or better yet St. Patties instead of St. Paddy (the correct way, you old man). It makes me think of hamburger patties. Almost like he's the patron saint of hamburgers.

Speaking of which, that's a great idea. I can't wait until the Pope sanctifies some American or German or whoever as the patron saint of hamburgers. I'd worship him.

Typhoid
03-20-2006, 07:16 PM
Can you tell us stories of how things were in your day?