View Full Version : The age-old question: Is it cooler to be a pirate or a ninja?
Teuthida
02-03-2006, 07:07 AM
And I misspelled cooler as "coller." *sigh*
Happydude
02-03-2006, 08:38 AM
CAD? lol...
my vote would be a pirate ninja, but that was to be expected. and yet....i don't see an option for that. :nono:
MrCoffee
02-03-2006, 10:26 AM
neither, a samurai...you fight a ninja witha samurai one clean blow and the ninjas out and witht he pirate...its pretty sqaure the samurai should win because hes a trained soldier...i read CAD like 30seconds ago ^^
Canyarion
02-03-2006, 10:38 AM
Ninja........ unless I could be Jack Sparrow.
Professor S
02-03-2006, 11:13 AM
Well lets add it up:
Pirate
Pros:
Parrot
Tattoos of loose women you met in Milan and the Barbary Coast
Swords
Cool outfit
Cannons
Gold Doubloons
A Ship to Command
The Open Sea
Fame
A life of self-defined adventure
Cons:
Fake leg, but that could be cool I guess
Scurvy
Long voyages with no females (bad luck)
Mortal peril from Her Majesty's Fleet
Ninjas
Pros:
Silent killing machine
Cool outfit
Swords
Throwing stars
Nunchukus (well, I would have them, as they rock)
Cons:
Life of constant training
Anonimity
No Cannons (yes, not having them is a con)
Mortal peril from Samurai
A life of being told what to do and who to kill
I honestly don't think its even close. Pirates rule all.
As for the Samurai, a pirate would just Indiana Jones his ass. Samurai comes running with a sword, pirate pulls his pistol and blows him to kingdom come. Then the pirate would say something devilishly clever and get loaded on rum and opium. I repeat: Pirates Rule All.
I was wondering when someone would bring this one up.
I was on the fence about my choice until the S-Man made such a convincing arguement.
Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirate's Life For Me
Spank You Stu
Well lets add it up:
Pirate
Pros:
Parrot
Tattoos of loose women you met in Milan and the Barbary Coast
Swords
Cool outfit
Cannons
Gold Doubloons
A Ship to Command
The Open Sea
Fame
A life of self-defined adventure
Cons:
Fake leg, but that could be cool I guess
Scurvy
Long voyages with no females (bad luck)
Mortal peril from Her Majesty's Fleet
I honestly don't think its even close. Pirates rule all.
I agree, and I also have a bit of an eyepatch fetish. Also, in Shogun by James Clavell, Blackthorne was totally a pirate even though he denied it. He became a samurai and evaded ninja attacks!
Perfect Stu
02-03-2006, 11:49 AM
A pirate's life for me.
DimHalo
02-03-2006, 05:36 PM
Well my vote would be pirate but I accidentally clicked the wrong one.
I think personally I would want to be a ninja, but i think pirates are sexier.
Well my vote would be pirate but I accidentally clicked the wrong one.
I think personally I would want to be a ninja, but i think pirates are sexier.
I transferred your vote. Waharrrr! I also fixed "coller".
Canyarion
02-03-2006, 06:06 PM
Do you recommend reading Shogun?
Fox 6
02-03-2006, 06:06 PM
Everyone knows that wizards are far superior to anything.
Do you recommend reading Shogun?
Yes yes and yes. The main character is also half-dutch if you find that intriguing.
GameMaster
02-03-2006, 07:59 PM
Need you even ask? Pirate!
Maddox will destory all ninjas!
fingersman
02-03-2006, 09:44 PM
As for the Samurai, a pirate would just Indiana Jones his ass. Samurai comes running with a sword, pirate pulls his pistol and blows him to kingdom come. Then the pirate would say something devilishly clever and get loaded on rum and opium. I repeat: Pirates Rule All.
Well I disagree, I mean look at Soul Calibur's 2 intro. ;)
Ninja's are cooler, once they don't have to take orders.
Canyarion
02-04-2006, 06:42 AM
It's Fingers! :D Yes yes and yes. The main character is also half-dutch if you find that intriguing.
Ok, I'll read it. :) Thanks.
MrCoffee
02-04-2006, 10:19 AM
Mortal peril from Samurai
Actually, if you were a samurai teh chance of you fighting a ninja would be slim to none (Most of the time you were assassinated by a shuriken while on guard duty for them to gain access). Ninjas 90% of the time would sneak around and do assassinations and what not many times fighting other ninjas, they are considered teh splincter cell of a long time ago you could say.
Samurai Pros adn Cons:
Pros:
-Big freaking sword
-Cool Clothing Line
-Towns people either respect or are scared of you
-You get paid to rome around the streets and make sure everything is as it should be until there is a war
-You get to eat damn good food
-There is no sneakyness
Cons:
-Get pwned by ninjas IF your a guard
-You can die
-You can't go see a geisha whenever you want
-you have to sleep on thin mats with a dozen others in the room...
(Depending what rank you are :P)
BlueFire
02-04-2006, 11:33 AM
Actually, if you were a samurai teh chance of you fighting a ninja would be slim to none (Most of the time you were assassinated by a shuriken while on guard duty for them to gain access). Ninjas 90% of the time would sneak around and do assassinations and what not many times fighting other ninjas, they are considered teh splincter cell of a long time ago you could say.
Samurai Pros adn Cons:
Pros:
-Big freaking sword
-Cool Clothing Line
-Towns people either respect or are scared of you
-You get paid to rome around the streets and make sure everything is as it should be until there is a war
-You get to eat damn good food
-There is no sneakyness
Cons:
-Get pwned by ninjas IF your a guard
-You can die
-You can't go see a geisha whenever you want
-you have to sleep on thin mats with a dozen others in the room...
(Depending what rank you are :P)
You forgot the tendency to engage in homosexual acts. :P
ZebraRampage
02-04-2006, 01:10 PM
Definitely a Ninja.
Actually, if you were a samurai teh chance of you fighting a ninja would be slim to none (Most of the time you were assassinated by a shuriken while on guard duty for them to gain access). Ninjas 90% of the time would sneak around and do assassinations and what not many times fighting other ninjas, they are considered teh splincter cell of a long time ago you could say.
Samurai Pros adn Cons:
Pros:
-Big freaking sword
-Cool Clothing Line
-Towns people either respect or are scared of you
-You get paid to rome around the streets and make sure everything is as it should be until there is a war
-You get to eat damn good food
-There is no sneakyness
Cons:
-Get pwned by ninjas IF your a guard
-You can die
-You can't go see a geisha whenever you want
-you have to sleep on thin mats with a dozen others in the room...
(Depending what rank you are :P)
Additional:
Pros: You can freaking cut peoples heads off if you think your sword feels like it!
And Geisha are the non-consenting ones. Samurai were allowed Escorts whenever they wanted (women or little boys) and paid in Koku, units of rice.
MrCoffee
02-04-2006, 04:58 PM
haha i just bought that book memoirs of geisha, my buddy said it was insanely good so i gonna read...ew little boys.
Professor S
02-04-2006, 09:49 PM
If Ninja's win this poll it will be a travesty of justice. A TRAVESTY, I SAY!!!
Teuthida
02-05-2006, 06:10 AM
For me:
modern pirates > modern ninjas
swashbuckling pirates < feudal ninjas
Eh, I dunno. Rouge ninja who becomes a pirate. There we go.
Perfect Stu
02-05-2006, 11:58 AM
http://piraten.hobbysite.info/images/blackbeard.jpg
"ye poll seems to be broken...I suggest someone fixes it"
We not be fooling, says I! :sneaky:
I couldn't think of any significant pirate numbers so I just put 666.
Wow, I actually laughed out loud...
What about....um.....77?
Teuthida
02-05-2006, 10:38 PM
As the speaker of the house for the ninja group I declare you change the poll back for simply not thinking of "Fifteen men on a dead man's chest" for your use of altering the tally.
MrCoffee
02-05-2006, 11:12 PM
and me as the samurai group leader declare war against the pirates!
fingersman
02-06-2006, 08:14 AM
*sigh*
Never trust a pirate lover. They have NO honour what so ever.
:-o :p
DimHalo
02-06-2006, 06:37 PM
And I quote : "Bloody pirates!"
Dylflon
02-06-2006, 07:49 PM
*spoliers*
YAAAR!
*end spoilers*
Krypton
02-06-2006, 08:52 PM
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!
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