Seven things

[Storm Eagle]

This was something I saw at a message board:


1.Seven things I plan to do before I die.

1. Adopt one or two cats.
2. Get married.
3. Get a Bachelor's degree in something.
4. Meet as many online friends as I can.
5. Learn to play the guitar.
6. Own a house.
7. Buy a DVD recorder so I can transfer all of my valuable VHS material.

2. Seven things I can do.

1. Drive.
2. Get myself cursed out.
3. Plan a trip.
4. Cook ravioli.
5. Change a tire.
6. Program a VCR.
7. Finish The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Master Quest) without ever losing a life.

3. Seven things I can't do.

1. Hit a woman.
2. Smoke weed or cigarettes.
3. Draw.
4. Hate most animals.
5. Date or marry a woman who isn't an animal person.
6. Ditch my most loyal friends.
7. Go a week without eating pizza.

4. Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex.

1. Likes animals.
2. Knows how to keep herself clean.
3. Curves.
4. That she can tolerate my many quirks.
5. Good sense of humor.
6. The fact that she's not an impossible bitch.
7. Being a good Christian.

5. Seven things I say the most.

1. "Dude"
2. "Shut up"
3. "Whatever"
4. "No way"
5. "Rockin'"
6. "..."
7. "......................................."

6. Seven celebrity crushes. (Mind you, I personally don't like the word "crush" in this context.)

1. Tara Reid
2. Soleil Moon Frye
3. Jamie Lynn Sigler
4. Tisha Campbell
5. Mayim Bialik
6. Britney Spears (back when she was hot)
I can't think of anymore.

7. Seven things that make me uncool.

1. I watch cartoons.
2. I'm a Christian.
3. I like cats.
4. I like to listen to rock, classical, and new age even though I'm black.
5. I'm a virgin.
6. I'm a vegetarian.
7. The fact that it took me three tries to get my license.


Now how about you guys?

[MuGen]

1.Seven things I plan to do before I die.

1. Sex
2. Own all the PlayStations
3. Dyno my prelude at 350 horses to the wheels, all motor
4. Buy a Nissan Skyline
5. Buy my own house
6. Own my on Webesign firm.
7. Add a Videogame Developer branch to my design firm, and deveop the sickest samurai game ever imagined.

2. Seven things I can do.

1. Sex (sorry if I sound redundant)
2. Own PlayStation 3
3. Dyno the prelude in at 240 to the wheels
4. Move out of the 'rents house
5. Get a raise from current job
6. Lose some weight
7. Lose some more...

3. Seven things I can't do.

1. Buy a Nissan Skyline
2. Go on a diet (strict one that is)
3. Be in a serious relationship
4. Not pay bills
5. Not pay taxes
6. Go a week without Guitar Hero
7. pwn everyone in F.E.A.R. online
.......

4. Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex.

1. Cute
2. Not High maintenance
3. Independent
4. Outgoing
5. Nice ass
6. Tats....
7. Smells good

5. Seven things I say the most.

1. god!
2. f*ck!
3. you picker!
4. moron!
5. wanker!
6. ''and now the turn of the tide'' (LOTR)
7. ''thats the sound your mother made last night'' (SNL)

6. Seven celebrity crushes. (Mind you, I personally don't like the word "crush" in this context.)

1. Lindsay Lohan (oh my lord...)
2. Stacy Keibler (how long would it take me to climb that....)
3. Jessica Simpson (T&A.....T and friggin A)
4. Ashlee Simpson (she's very cute... i must admit)
5. Keira Knightley (don't get me started on this blaze of beauty)
6. Natalie Portman (...............ohhhh man)
7. Angelina Jolie (in a way I feel like I'm being sucked iN)
(not in any order...)

7. Seven things that make me uncool.

1. I'm repetitive (lol)
2. I burn many a cars on the street lights
3. I'm overweight
4. I go to the mall..... to go to the arcade
5. I smoke
6. I smoke alot
7. I argue way too much

[Typhoid]

1.Seven things I plan to do before I die.

1. Get married
2. Have a family
3. Get a job
4. Skydive
5. Be in a good band
6. Buy a house
7. Find the way to immortality

2. Seven things I can do.

1. Write music
2. Be spontaneous
3. Play Hockey
4. Play Soccer
5. Drink beer really....goodly.
6. Excersize?
7. Talk to girls without getting uncomfortable

3. Seven things I can't do.

1. Fly
2. Swim long distances
3. Cry in front of people
4. Hit an animal/girl
5. Hate a puppy
6. Make a good pizza
7. Eat fattening foods on a regular occasion

4. Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex.

1. Eyes
2. Smile
3. Laugh
4. Sense of humor
5. Can carry a conversation
6. Doesn't just like money
7. Sense of style

5. Seven things I say the most.

1. "Ish"
2. "Uff"
3. "What the uff is this ish"
4. "Rad"
5. "'Kickass"
6. "I love you"
7. "I'm pretty rad like that"

6. Seven celebrity crushes.

1. Elisha Cuthbert
2. Carman Electra
3. Pete Wentz?
4. Patrick Stump?
5. Adam Lazarra?
6. Sonny Moore?
7. Something with a vagina.

7. Seven things that make me uncool.

1. I have a handicapped sense of humor
2. I dont drive
3. I drink lots
4. I can be totally amused staying home alone listening to music
5. I say stupid things at random times
6. My lack of a girlfriend and my lack of willing to lay any girl I see
7. I write music?

[KillerGremlin]

This is lame like blogs.

1.Seven things I plan to do before I die.

1. Make my will, and make it elaborate, and long, and stupid, and funny, and in super-encrypted DVD ownage form so you can't fastforward through it
2. Graduate college
3. Try sushi
4. Figure out how to walk on water in a gaseous state
5. Clone myself
6. Get a manual transmission car
7. Fill out dumb surveys

2. Seven things I can do.

1. Be funny
2. Be sarcastic
3. Drive fast
4. Listen to the Deftones
5. Walk on water in it's solid state
6. Be indecisive
7. Cheer for crappy sports teams

3. Seven things I can't do.

1. Walk on water in it's aqueous form
2. Get good grades this year
3. Not get a job soon
4. Keep a positive kill to death ratio in CS lately
5. Use proper grammar
6. Stop swearing
7. Conquer my fear

4. Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex.

1. Is..the opposite sex
2. Nice
3. Semi-intelligent
4. Sense of humor
5. Isn't always serious
6. Can deal with me, lol
7. In order of importance: face, ass, body, boobs

5. Seven things I say the most.

1. Touché
2. Indubitably
3. I concur
4. I'm tired
5. F*ck
6. Whatever
7. Okay

6. Seven celebrity crushes.

1. Old Lindsay Lohan
2. Jennifer Aniston
3. Scarlett Johansson <--- prettiest actor ever?
4. Liz Phair
5. Jessica Alba <--- hottest actor ever?
6. elisha cuthbert
7. Shannon Elizabeth..who actually gets naked every now and then



7. Seven things that make me uncool.

1. I'm a hypocrite for filling this out
2. I just filled this out
3. I enjoy reading
4. My mom walked in on me
5. I listen to John Mayer and DMB
6. Am a virgin
7. Enjoys walking

[Swan]

1.Seven things I plan to do before I die.

1. Sex in a movie theatre
2. Get married.
3. Do something with my life.
4. Meet as many online friends as I can.
5. Become part of a good band and try to get well known, if only locally.
6. Road trip to New York with Fox 6 and Kyle.
7. Take a course to become a professional massuese.

2. Seven things I can do.

1. PLay the Bass guitar.
2. Rock out rather hard.
3. Beat Sean at Gay Chicken.
4. Cook oven pizza.
5. Beat Devil May Cry 3....on easy(still bloody hard) I need to start playing again.
6. Have random pointless conversations about anything for long periods of time.
7. Growl.

3. Seven things I can't do.

1. Hit a woman.
2. Own a dog.
3. Draw.
4. Kill a child who didn't deserve it.
5. Be in a group for too long.
6. Listen to rap consecuitively for hours.
7. Dance well.

4. Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex.

1. Not a moron.
2. Can deal with my awkwardness.
3. Curves.
4. Likes many types of music.
5. Good sense of humor.
6. The fact that she's not an impossible bitch.
7. Is open minded to trying new things.

5. Seven things I say the most.

1. "What the tit"
2. "Bitch!"
3. "Lame"
4. "Bogus"
5. "Raped in the ass"
6. "Not now Sean, I'm sleeping"
7. "We just did that!"

6. Seven celebrity crushes. (Mind you, I personally don't like the word "crush" in this context.)

1. Natalie Portman
2. Jessica Alba
3.
4.
5.
6.
Er...I don't know

7. Seven things that make me uncool.

1. I watch cartoons.
2. I play video games.
3. I like cats.
4. I don't want to be cool.
5. Can't be classified.
6. I'm awake at 2 in the morning doing this :p .
7. Doesn't have a job.

[Dyne]

Hooray! A message board meme!

1.Seven things I plan to do before I die.

1. Have children
2. Have my name in the credits of 10 things at least.
3. Own a nice house
4. Learn piano and organ
5. Learn guitar/bass guitaer
6. Grow a massive beard
7. Have at least one Guiness record

2. Seven things I can do.

1. Play many instruments
2. Listen
3. Write A essays in one night
4. Make a mean omelette
5. Change brakepads, change oil, switch tires, fix spark plugs, etc.
6. Get a woman's number and email within 2 minutes
7. Enjoy any game.

3. Seven things I can't do.

1. Math.
2. Physics.
3. Student Loan papers.
4. Play piano well
5. Play guitar/bass well
6. 10 full rounds of Bas Rutten's all-around training tape, 3 minute rounds, without lying on the floor at least once
7. Sleep without some release.

4. Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex.

1. Conversation
2. Confident
3. Dark hair
4. Uses a machete to cut through red tape
5. Short Skirt
6. Long Jacket
7. Eyes that burn like cigarettes

5. Seven things I say the most.

1. "Yeah"
2. "Definitely"
3. "Crazy"
4. "Really?"
5. "Makes sense."
6. "Hah."
7. "Nerd."

6. Seven celebrity crushes.

1. Zooey Deschanel
2. Morena Baccarin
3. Jewel Staite
4. Kristin Kreuk
5. Natassia Malthe
6. Alia Shawkat
7. Famke Janssen

7. Seven things that make me uncool.

Nothing comes to mind.

[DimHalo]

A.Seven things I plan to do before I die.

1. Get married.
2. Have kids.
3. Live in a nice big house, preferably one I own.
4. Learn how to fly a plane.
5. Go to Italy, Spain, Ireland, and New Zealand.
6. Have sex.
7. Write children's books in English and French.

B. Seven things I can do.

1. Dance.
2. Speak 3 languages, 4 if you count being able to understand small children.
3. Cook just about anything as long as I know how to make it or have a recipe.
4. Sew.
5. Play Zelda.
6. Hold my own in most video games.
7. Do work and watch tv at the same time.

C. Seven things I can't do.

1. Make cookies.
2. Play the guitar.
3. Do a back handspring (anymore)
4. Stand to see a cat being abused.
5. Go to the movies alone.
6. Reach high places without standing on something.
7. Anything fun if I am alone. (ie. go to a bar, party, dancing...etc)

D. Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex.

1. Dark hair.
2. Not short.
3. Shares interests with me.
4. Likes my cat.
5. Will play video games with me.
6. Nice eyes.
7. Sweet talk.

E. Seven things I say the most.

1. Cute.
2. Right.
3. Oh la la.
4. Umm, yeah.
5. What?
6. Haha, I made a funny.
7. Don't die.

F. Seven celebrity crushes.

1. Rob Thomas
2. Johnny Depp
3. Johnathan Brandis (RIP)
4. Ryan Jordan
5. Heath Ledger
6. Will Smith
7. Daniel Radcliffe (if he were older)

....The last few there were kind of a stretch, I like them but I would not classify it as a crush.

G. Seven things that make me uncool.

1. I collect Barbie dolls.
2. I really love my cat.
3. I am a teacher / I like school.
4. I would rather play video games than go to a crowded party.
5. I have no friends (at the moment... working on that)
6. There are many drinks that I don't like.
7. I don't have an XBox.

[Teuthida]

I just know I'm going to regret filling this out...oh well.

1. Seven things I plan to do before I die.

1. Have a successful career as a comic book artist...or at least a career.
2. Sex.
3. Live in Manhattan (Queens is teh ghetto).
4. Go to Japan, Australia, England, and China.
5. Get married.
6. Find happiness.
7. Become telekinetic...middle school dreams die hard.

2. Seven things I can do.

1. Draw somewhat decently.
2. Put my legs behind my head.
3. Have lucid dreams.
4. Make three loops with my tongue.
5. Weird people out.
6. Come up with "odd" ideas.
7. Juggle.

3. Seven things I can't do.

1. Play any instrument
2. Drive.
3. Hurt people who don't deserve it and animals who do.
4. Make smalltalk.
5. Reveal too much about myself (damn this thread will be the death of me).
6. Do things without my friends dragging me kicking and screaming.
7. Whistle.

4. Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex.

1. Different than me and everyone else.
2. Black hair or odd color i.e: blue, gree, pink etc.
3. Sense of humor.
4. Smart but not rocket scientist smart. Maybe pharmacist smart...or if I could find a pharmascist...that might be nice too.
5. Can accept (and embrace) my many quirks, oddities, and awkwardness
6. Punkish clothing...draws me in.
7. And then there's something I just can't put my finger on...well being asian helps.

5. Seven things I say the most.

1. "..."
2. "Perhaps"
3. "Quite"
4. "Ah"
5. "Mighty _____"
6. "Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. G.I. Joe!" ...I really gotta stop that one.
7. "Dammit"

6. Seven celebrity crushes.

1. Sayaka Isoyama
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Liv Tyler
...think that's it...surrounded by too many pretty girls to give much notice to celebs.

7. Seven things that make me uncool.

1. I'm a vegetarian...wouldn't include this if it didn't piss so many people off.
2. I'm antisocial.
3. I like Enya.
4. I don't have a driver's license (don't really need one here but it's the principle.)
5. I'm a virgin.
6. I still have all my old toys from when I was younger...locked away in my closet...screaming obscenities at me to free them from their eternal prison.
7. I'm afraid to try just about everything.

[Canyarion]

7. Seven things that make me uncool.

1. I watch cartoons.
2. I'm a Christian.
3. I like cats.
4. I like to listen to rock, classical, and new age even though I'm black.
5. I'm a virgin.
6. I'm a vegetarian.
7. The fact that it took me three tries to get my license.

Duuuuuuuude, that's me! Only I didn't get my license yet, but I plan on getting it in the first try.
How do those things make us uncool? :cool:

[Dark Samurai]

1. Seven things I plan to do before I die.

1. Move to California
2. See my friends again
3. Visit Japan and England
4. Own a decent looking house
5. Have a beautiful wife
6. Have kids
7. Have a great job to support myself and others if need be

2. Seven things I can do.

1. Only visit California
2. Drive
3. Play massive amounts of video games
4. Destroy ass in Smash bros Melee
5. Buy expensive things without regarding the consequences
6. Dislocate my shoulder
7. Give great advice to people I feel who need it

3. Seven things I can't do.

1. Get a graphic design job in GA
2. Smoke/Drink etc.
3. Whistle
4. Get a haircut (dont know where to go!)
5. Not laugh at kids when they get discipline
6. Get enough of Initial D
7. Buy an Xbox, a PS2 is fine with me...

4. Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex.

1. Funnyness
2. Cuteness
3. Body (the whole body, not just parts)
4. Smartness (cant be a ditz or anything, just be able to have a conversation)
5. Anything but blonde
6. Preferably hispanic, but I'm open to all
7. Impress me, with what? Who knows... do something!

5. Seven things I say the most.

1. Dude
2. Bad ass
3. Ownd
4. Ass
5. Babe
6. Boy
7. But of course

6. Seven celebrity crushes.

1. Jessica Alba (but of course...)
2. Michelle Trachtenberg
3. Lindsay Lohan (back when she was a redhead)
4. Britney Spears (when she was in school girl clothes)
5. Tyra Banks
6. Julia Roberts
7. Penélope Cruz

7. Seven things that make me uncool.

1. 20 and I still watch cartoons
2. I rarely go out
3. Cant dance
4. Rather play videogames than do most things
5. Being unique
6. Very shy toward girls
7. Very sarcastic, sometimes it haunts me

[Ginkasa]

1.Seven things I plan to do before I die.

1. Write a novel that lives longer than anyone alive today or tomorrow
2. Star in an artistic movie
3. Star in a blockbuster movie
4. Write/edit an autobiography/biography (its complicated)
5. Learn to play the violin
6. Make the English high school curriculum better
7. Win a Dr. Pepper drinking contest

2. Seven things I can do.

1. Act
2. Sell a Harkins Theatres souvenir cup
3. Learn a lot of useless information
4. Go through the first three dungeons of OoT without ever thinking a single thought about the game itself
5. Read
6. Imagine how I would adapt other people's stories to different mediums
7. Drink a whole lot of Dr. Pepper

3. Seven things I can't do.

1. Smoke
2. Drink alchohol
3. Sing
4. Draw
5. Fight
6. Talk on the phone legibly
7. Go na hour without drinking Dr. Pepper

4. Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex.

1. Not, um, a guy
2. Not, uh, evil
3. Not, er, smelly
4. Not, eh, ugly
5. Not, er, stupid
6. Not, oh, slutty
7. Not, hm, dead

5. Seven things I say the most.

1. For the same price as a large drink you can upgrade that to a souvenir cup. With this cup, for the rest of the year, you can refill it for only one dollar, plus you can take it to Krispy Kreme, refill there for a dollar, and get a free glazed doughnut.
2. Would you like a pretzel/drink/popcorn with that?
3. Welcome to Harkins.
4. Thank you, and enjoy your movie.
5. Thank you for choosing Harkins. Have a good day/afternoon/evening/night.
6. Groovy
7. Because God hates you.

6. Seven celebrity crushes. (Mind you, I personally don't like the word "crush" in this context.)

1. Umm... I dunno
2. No...
3. *shrugs*
4. Can't think of any...
5. Like who?
6. Still no...
7. Hmm... Maybe Cloe on Smallville? She's kind of pretty...

7. Seven things that make me uncool.

1. I don't like to party.
2. I watch cartoons :)
3. I play video games.
4. I follow the rules O_O
5. I'm a virgin
6. Fish scare me
7. I look a little bit like a little kid


/me shrugs and walks away

[Canyarion]

1.Seven things I plan to do before I die.

1. Find a wife and settle down (including finishing my master and get a part-time job).
2. Visit a couple of nice places (vulcano, desert, something icy, dino dig site.... I actually have a small list hanging on my memo board)
3. Visit Costa Rica.
4. Grow stronger in my religion and serve more.
5. Stay a nice person.
6. Help people discover the truth of the bible.
7. Stay true to my religion.

2. Seven things I can do.

1. Make people laugh.
2. Be nice to most people.
3. Be a very good boyfriend and hopefully a husband.
4. Think about stuff.
5. Cry.
6. Laugh.
7. Pray.

3. Seven things I can't do.

1. Stay focused on something for a long time.
2. Plan my time.
3. Do the dishes the same day I make it dirty.
4. Understand some people.
5. Forget my ex.
6. Forgive my father before he apologizes.
7.

4. Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex.

1. Religion.
2. Principles.
3. Emotions.
4. Animals.
5. Intelligence.
6. Cute look.
7. Seriousnous.

5. Seven things I say the most.

1. "We zien wel." (We'll just see what the future brings.... or something like that)
2. Mjooooah...
3. Kweh!
4. Uhu.
5.
6.
7.

6. Seven celebrity crushes. (

I don't like 'crush' either, I don't have those.

7. Seven things that make me uncool.

1. Being lazy.

The next points may make others think I'm uncool, but I think they make me cool, for not being afraid to be uncool:

2. Listening to dorky music that I love. :)
3. Being smart.
4. Being a vegetarian (although most people really admire me for it)
5. being a Jehovah's Witness... though I'm very happy with it.
6. Having a hand-doll of Yoda.
7. Bringing it into the cinema to watch Episode III.

:)

[Teuthida]

3. Seven things I can't do.

1. Stay focused on something for a long time.
2. Plan my time.


I should have had those on my list...it's not even funny how easily distracted I get...I mean I'm making a post about being distracted when I have work to do...which I should have started weeks ago.

[Storm Eagle]

3. Seven things I can't do.

5. Not laugh at kids when they get discipline


For those of you who regret responding to this, I think I regret even STARTING this.

[Acebot44]

1.Seven things I plan to do before I die.

1. Get Married
2. Have Kids
3. Get a Master's Degree in something
4. Sky Dive
5. Buy my mom something REALLY nice
6. Buy a house
7. Have some great friends

2. Seven things I can do.

1. Drive.
2. Argue myself out of most situations
3. Develop Photos
4. Jump High
5. Play most sports decently to great
6. Browse the internet
7. Beat anyone I know personally in a Basketball video game

3. Seven things I can't do.

1. Draw
2. Fly
3. Smoke
4. Levitate
5. Drink Milk
6. Backstab my friends
7. Gossip

4. Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex.

1. Face
2. Body
3. Cleanliness
4. Hands
5. Sense of Humor
6. Ability to hang out with my friends
7. Talkative

5. Seven things I say the most.

1. "Dude"
2. "Man"
3. "****"
4. "****"
5. "Nah"
6. "Yo'"
7. "Ay"


6. Seven celebrity crushes. (Mind you, I personally don't like the word "crush" in this context.)

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7. Seven things that make me uncool.

1. I don't drink..often
2. I've Never done drugs
3. I like video games
4. I like sports trivia
5. I can't play any instruments
6. I pay attention in class
7. I don't like talking ****

[Dark Samurai]

For those of you who regret responding to this, I think I regret even STARTING this.

Hey, what can I say? When they deserve it, they deserve it!

Like when I see Nanny 911, those kids are just horrible! Their parents just cant "discipline" their children. And by "discipline" I mean, taking care of business, I wont be giving my kid a "time-out" if they call me something I dont like, or just send them to their room if they destroy something of importance.

Its discipline, not child abuse.

[DimHalo]

Hey, what can I say? When they deserve it, they deserve it!

Like when I see Nanny 911, those kids are just horrible! Their parents just cant "discipline" their children. And by "discipline" I mean, taking care of business, I wont be giving my kid a "time-out" if they call me something I dont like, or just send them to their room if they destroy something of importance.

Its discipline, not child abuse.


I hope my kids are like I was. I hated getting in trouble so I usually didn't put up much of a fight if I got caught doing something wrong. All my mom had to do was raise her voice and she had taken care of business. I usually sent myself to my room and didn't do whatever it was again.

[Vampyr]

I lied my way out of a lot of things. :D

I hope my kids are as clever as I was.

[Storm Eagle]

Hey, what can I say? When they deserve it, they deserve it!

Like when I see Nanny 911, those kids are just horrible! Their parents just cant "discipline" their children. And by "discipline" I mean, taking care of business, I wont be giving my kid a "time-out" if they call me something I dont like, or just send them to their room if they destroy something of importance.

Its discipline, not child abuse.

You're right. And I was referring to all methods of discipline.