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Neo
01-19-2002, 10:32 PM
Nothing Sacred
Season II (episodes 11-30)


download word doc with pics here. (http://www.neostime.com/writings/sims_2.doc) (worth a peak) ;)

11
Well, the Lord should be thanked that David and his mama were too drunk to remember anything from that night. Though David has been having some rather disturbing nightmares. He also feels a strangely 'umcomfortable' around Crazy Laura. In case it wasn't made clear before, Crazy Laura harbors some rather unnatural love for her two sons, David and Marcus. In fact things have gotten so bad, that David and Marcus are scared to miss work. They don't want to be stuck at home all day with Crazy Laura, for fear that she might want some "sweet lovin'."

12
Crazy Laura has had other things on her mind though, such as her developing affair with the Shakespearian Suave Captain Picard. Picard feels that since he's getting old and has no remaining family, this maybe his last chance to have a child. That's all well and good, but they're not even being discreet about the affair! In this pic Crazy Laura is giving Picard a box of sex toys as a gift:

http://www.geocities.com/shop_s_mart2001/s2_11.jpg

This emotional stress is really getting to Guy. He is demoted twice in his job as a medical technician. The upside to this is that he has more time to spend at home with Crazy Laura.

13
Marcus has been interested in genetics for quite some time now. His undergraduate
degree was in biology. His ideas were often ridiculed in school, but now that he has money and power he can perform his hideous genetic experiments in private. His first test human is a test-tube grown baby. He gives the child the name "Test Subject 001." How heartless can someone be? (The other reason for naming this child a test subject, is
that the Alden family has already reached 8 members and the game player would like to know what would happen if you tried to introduce a 9th.) Marcus tells the family that he is simply watching the baby for a friend while they were on vacation. Unfortunately, the baby did not survive. (the second it matured into a kid the game crashed)

14
A middle-aged couple moves into one of the smaller homes. The become friends with Alice, who is looking for a good neighbor. After the demotions, Guy is finally fired from his job as a medical tech due to his problem with incontinence. He simply cannot maintain control of his bowels our bladder and is constantly leaking on the floor.

15
School hasn't been the main thing on Caroline's mind lately. Her grades
Are showing a steady decline and she occasionally skips classes. The
Alden family will not accept such laziness, so they ship her off to
military school. Xavier is inspired by this incident as his own grades skyrocket out of fear.

16
Guy becomes very depressed socially. Witnessing those affairs really takes its toll.
Adoption services calls and Xavier picks up the phone. He doesn’t want to lose being the center of attention, so he tells the agency that they “don’t want no f*cking baby.”

17
The new couple which have befriended Alice are actually scientists who are here to observe Marcus's work. They were recruited by a friend of Marcus's and the four of them are the only ones who know what Marcus is up to. After his failed experiment with the baby, Marcus told his friend "to get rid" of the scientists so everything would be kept secret. Little did Marcus know that his friend would carry out his instructions to the extreme by torching the couple’s house with them in it.

18
Guy notices that Marcus seems to be using company funds for his own purposes. Marcus believes that Guy may know too much, and that he might even suspect him of the deaths of those two scientists. In order to keep his father off balance, Marcus befriends Picard for the sole purpose of trying to get him to move in in hopes that that will seriously strain the relationship of his parents. What marriage could handle having a live-in lover?

19
Then inexplicably one morning Britney just drops dead on her way out the door to go to work. Her death remains a mystery, though the coroner says something about silicone poisoning but no one really know what he is talking about.

20
Marcus is devastated with losing another wife. So much so in fact that he waits almost half a day before putting the moves on Buffy. Also, Crazy Laura thinks that a new baby would be the perfect thing to cheer Marcus up, so she accepts an offer from the adoption services and receives a little girl whom they name "B.S." No, not bull****, those are Britney Spears' initials. What better way to honor the dead than to name a baby BS?

21
Marcus has since forgotten Picard and so the relationship between Guy and Laura has stabilized somewhat. A reason Marcus' advances have been well received by Buffy is because she really wants to have a child of her own, something Data can't give her. Plus his servos have been making this really annoying "clickity-clack" sound at night.

22
David's nightmares lead him to abuse morphine. He gets it from John Fox who gets it from Willow. And Alice, instead of being supportive, has starts sniffing glue to help cope with her husband's addiction. When David sees what is happening to his wife, he has to take even more morphine to deal with the pain.

23
Buffy can’t stand seeing B.S. around the house because she reminds her of Marcus’ old wife and the fact that she doesn’t have her own child. In order to make room she convinces Marcus to ship B.S. off to military school. B.S. is reluctant to go, but she’s grateful to be free of all the jokes about her name.

24
Buffy and Marcus finally have a daughter whom they name Anne.

After Buffy left Data, Data decided it was time to leave so he’s packed it up.

Crazy Laura gets tired of sitting around the house all day so she gets a job as a psychic phone-a-friend.

25
Several new additions to the house/set are made. There is a new 2nd floor deck which extends all the way around the house. The Livin’ Large expansion pack is installed which contains new items such as the bed-of-love.

Picard decides to try once more to win Crazy Laura’s heart. Guy fears this so he takes up weight lifting to make himself more desirable. Unfortunately there is little that scrawny old man can do to improve his appearance.

26
Celebs decide they could use some more room so they move into a new house. The new house still is not quite large enough so they add on to it with a little construction work. Picard continues to pursue a relationship with Crazy Laura. Laura takes down all the old decorations in the Alden mansion and goes crazy with the new Livin’ Large options.

27
David and Alice’s drug problems are causing much trouble for their jobs. They seem confused all the time and their performance is slipping. They also have trouble even getting to work on time. David and Alice alternate the days that they work. Each is sure to at least go every other day to avoid being fired all together.

Crazy Laura decides she’s up for a change and so she leaves Guy and moves in with Picard!

28
Guy is extremely frustrated that Laura has left him for that high school dropout Picard. He takes out his frustration on the family members - especially Marcus, with whom he fights a lot. David, however, feels relieved that his mother has gone, so his drug problems clear up quickly. He then helps Alice to kick the habit.


29
After getting it on in the love bed with no encouragement from anyone, Fox and Willow have a child (Jeeves). Willow pukes up, presumably from morning sickness. Picard and Crazy Laura also decide to have a child, even though Laura has been having a reverse affair with Guy while Picard is at work. Adrian is the name of their daughter. After David and Alice had some fun trying out the bed themselves, David slaps Alice silly. Was she not good?

30
Adrian dies after being dropped to the floor in a fight between Guy and Picard.
In order to work off the anger, Picard takes to his wood shop to raise an army of wooden gnomes to exact his revenge. But he soon realizes that wooden dolls aren’t really good for much. And because of his incompetence with the saw, Picard chops off his wee-wee. Divested that he can have no more children, he sets off fireworks indoors to do himself in. He dies in the fire, the same way his brother and nephew did. With the loss of Picard Crazy Laura moves back in with Guy.