Most Embarassing Sexual Moments

[KillerGremlin]

Okay...I know this is a G-rated forum and all, but I have a funny story, and no matter how you look at it, it's at least PG-7th grade material.

So, last night I was in my room at around 11:30 doing that evil deed that mormon's frown upon and others call conceited, when all of a sudden I hear "what are you doing" from my mother! I'm just mentally thinking, "oh ****, ****, ****, ****."

So...after like a 3-second akward pause, I'm just like....."ummm....I'm reading...uhhh...leave."

So she's just like, "go to bed, and walks out."

Oh man. Worst night of my life. Fortunately, there was only one really dim light on, and I wasn't going full force, but still, what a weird situation. It was probably my fault too, because I left the door open just a crack, but still...a friendly tap on the door would have been welcomed. I think there needs to be a rule about that. Once the kid is taller then the parent the parent has to knock. LOL.

So, I know I'm not the only one that has some embarasssing story. So yeah, go nuts. Or, don't. Hell, close the thread if you want. But, at least you can laugh with [at] me. Have fun.

[Perfect Stu]

not quite SEXUAL, but at a party once I was...tasting the flavour of this girl's mouth...:sneaky:...when this guy walks into the area and is like "*ahem*" and I look at him and say "hey...who are you?" and he says "her brother"

luckily for me, I had a good 60lbs on him if he wanted to take a swing or something, so the situation didnt get out of hand...but I was quite embarassed at the time

[BlueFire]

This isn't an embarassing sexual moment for me, it's just embarassing. Once in 8th grade, one of my friends was telling people about how he was going to the dance with a popular girl (if thats what you want to call her), and he was so excited. So my friend and I decide to play a prank on him, not actually expecting it to work. We made a fake screename that looked like a girl's.

We IMed him and he believed it was actually the girl. So my friend and I found this material as gold. We kept talking and the more my friend believed it was actually the girl. Well one thing led to another and the topic of sex came up. This is the most embarassing part. My friend ended up saying he could steal different color condoms from his parents and other **** like that.

Oh man. That was such a terrible night for him XD I wish I saved the convo.


Edit: oh yeah btw it ended up being that the girl never agreed to going with him to the dance, so it was a double whammy for him. lmao

[Canyarion]

Did he find out? :p

[DimHalo]

Ok, this story isn't extremely embarrassing but it was a little for me.

My junior year of high school I went away to a residential high school. My friends and I spent a bit of time talking about sex in our free time at school. So we were used to being open about sexual jokes and such.

One night when I was visiting my parents house I was talking on AIM with some friends from school. We all got into a private chat room to talk. And, of course, the topic of sex came up. My mom walked by and I thought she was just passing by. Turned out she was reading over my shoulder. I got quite a lecture. It was embarrassing because I had to leave the chat room and my friends kept questioning me.

[MuGen]

I dunno how G-rated I can keep this explanation, but A year and a half ago I was attending CHUBB Institute for Web Design w/ my buddy Dark Samurai. That's not the story... but the setting. Me and this girl in class have been talking through our computers for days now (since lectures were a usual part of the class and we couldn't talk) just IMing each other, and such. It lead to dirty talk and plans of hooking up after class.

So we walks to her car, I start mine, and we're in her car and to remain G-rated we were performing to each other various acts of pleasure, when she hits her head on the steering wheel.... thus.. hurting her, and ruining the moment... not exactly embarrassing but a funny moment.

[Neo]

my life

[Ginkasa]

One time a chipmunk raped me. It was better than it sounds.


/me shrugs and walks away

[BlueFire]

Did he find out? :p

Yeah. :D

[Su-Yin]

almost died in embarassment once when a friend of happydude's brother walked in on me and happydude....sorry cant type out the details...too embarassed... :lol: *blush*

[Bond]

I frown upon this thread as well. :(

[Dyne]

I've never been caught and nothing's ever been awkward. Just goes to show you how well skill pays off.

[KillerGremlin]

I frown upon this thread as well. :(

I gave my disclaimer. :p

[Happydude]

you need to smile more.

Turn that frown upside down!

[RagedHybrid]

This isn't an embarassing sexual moment for me, it's just embarassing. Once in 8th grade, one of my friends was telling people about how he was going to the dance with a popular girl (if thats what you want to call her), and he was so excited. So my friend and I decide to play a prank on him, not actually expecting it to work. We made a fake screename that looked like a girl's.

We IMed him and he believed it was actually the girl. So my friend and I found this material as gold. We kept talking and the more my friend believed it was actually the girl. Well one thing led to another and the topic of sex came up. This is the most embarassing part. My friend ended up saying he could steal different color condoms from his parents and other **** like that.

Oh man. That was such a terrible night for him XD I wish I saved the convo.


Edit: oh yeah btw it ended up being that the girl never agreed to going with him to the dance, so it was a double whammy for him. lmao


**** you. ass.

[BlueFire]

**** you. ass.
lmfao. i forgot to mention my friend frequents these boards everyday. :sneaky:

[Happydude]

lmfao. i forgot to mention my friend frequents these boards everyday. :sneaky:
:rofl:!!!!!!

[Ace195]

Wow, thats just wrong.. And yet oh so funny... Raged I would have done the same thing to you!! Sorry :)

[Fox 6]

lmfao. i forgot to mention my friend frequents these boards everyday. :sneaky:
HAHAHAHAHAHA! nice one!

[RagedHybrid]

bah. he never lives that down.

[Yan]

I actually don't think I have anything to say here...

The closest incident would probably have to be the time where my parents peeked through the slightly opened door to see my boyfriend and I sleeping on the same bed. The irony is, I purposely left it opened so that they know that we aren't up to anything naughty.

I still received a longggggggg lecture from mom though.

[Joeiss]

I shot in the girl's nostril. Never talked to her again. Definitely more embarassing for her than me.

[Crash]

One time I was at crashettes house and in her bed... her dad walked in and ...lets just say she was hidden under the covers and doing something and couldn't talk.

I just said "oh hi joe... bad timing!" :rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Hope no one I "Know" reads this.... :sneaky:

that was embarrassing.... just like when we were out eating dinner with her family and her mom says "hey Adam, are you two having sex..." out of the freaking blue in the middle of olive garden.... that wasn't cool at ALL!!!!!

[Jonbo298]

**** you. ass.
We never would've know if you didnt say anything ;)

[Ace195]

Thats funny crash. I would have said she ran to the bathroom!!.. But hi joe bad timing rawks!!!
+REP

[Crash]

yeah, I know.... LOL!!!

[Dylflon]

Um...not too embarassing but a bit awkward, my ex-girlfriend and I had just done the deed and I walked her home afterwards because it was late and we didn't want her mom to get suspicious.

Anyways, my sheets were a bit of a mess so I put them in the washing machine. I'm laying on my bed reading and my mom comes into my room. She smelled the room and probably realized what the smell was from. And then she looks at my bed and then me and says "Where are your sheets?"
I respond, "Uhh...in the wash". She raises one eyebrow and slowly closes my door.

[Ginkasa]

Last summer i came home from my job at Frontier City very late. I was super horny (just pent up energy), but, more importantly, I was super super tired.

Well, I made it home without veering off the road. I went up stairs and walked into what I thought was my room and into my bed. Surprisingly (but not disappointingly) I found a girl lying in bed just ready for me to get some of my sexual tension out before letting my drowsiness take over.

Well, we did the nasty, and at the end I found myself a tad bit more awake than when I started. I flipped over to tell the mystery girl how much I appreciated her helping me like this only to found my mother lying next to me.

Fortunately she was asleep by then, and she never mentioned anything afterwards, so I can only hope she thought it was my stepdad...

Still embarassing. Although... It wasn't quite as bad as most people fear... I wouldn't mind a second go if I could get my courage up...


/me shrugs and walks away

[MuGen]

Last summer i came home from my job at Frontier City very late. I was super horny (just pent up energy), but, more importantly, I was super super tired.

Well, I made it home without veering off the road. I went up stairs and walked into what I thought was my room and into my bed. Surprisingly (but not disappointingly) I found a girl lying in bed just ready for me to get some of my sexual tension out before letting my drowsiness take over.

Well, we did the nasty, and at the end I found myself a tad bit more awake than when I started. I flipped over to tell the mystery girl how much I appreciated her helping me like this only to found my mother lying next to me.

Fortunately she was asleep by then, and she never mentioned anything afterwards, so I can only hope she thought it was my stepdad...

Still embarassing. Although... It wasn't quite as bad as most people fear... I wouldn't mind a second go if I could get my courage up...


* Link1130 shrugs and walks away

ew?

[BlueFire]

Last summer i came home from my job at Frontier City very late. I was super horny (just pent up energy), but, more importantly, I was super super tired.

Well, I made it home without veering off the road. I went up stairs and walked into what I thought was my room and into my bed. Surprisingly (but not disappointingly) I found a girl lying in bed just ready for me to get some of my sexual tension out before letting my drowsiness take over.

Well, we did the nasty, and at the end I found myself a tad bit more awake than when I started. I flipped over to tell the mystery girl how much I appreciated her helping me like this only to found my mother lying next to me.

Fortunately she was asleep by then, and she never mentioned anything afterwards, so I can only hope she thought it was my stepdad...

Still embarassing. Although... It wasn't quite as bad as most people fear... I wouldn't mind a second go if I could get my courage up...


* Link1130 shrugs and walks away


Y'know, when it comes to you, it's hard to tell where that's a joke or not. :p

[Yan]

Y'know, when it comes to you, it's hard to tell where that's a joke or not. :p


I sure hope it is.... :sneaky:

[Bube]

Last summer i came home from my job at Frontier City very late. I was super horny (just pent up energy), but, more importantly, I was super super tired.

Well, I made it home without veering off the road. I went up stairs and walked into what I thought was my room and into my bed. Surprisingly (but not disappointingly) I found a girl lying in bed just ready for me to get some of my sexual tension out before letting my drowsiness take over.

Well, we did the nasty, and at the end I found myself a tad bit more awake than when I started. I flipped over to tell the mystery girl how much I appreciated her helping me like this only to found my mother lying next to me.

Fortunately she was asleep by then, and she never mentioned anything afterwards, so I can only hope she thought it was my stepdad...

Still embarassing. Although... It wasn't quite as bad as most people fear... I wouldn't mind a second go if I could get my courage up...


/me shrugs and walks away
I read that 3 times, and I'm still not sure if I understood it right...

[Dyne]

I read that 3 times, and I'm still not sure if I understood it right...

Incest: Fun for the whole family.

[Dylflon]

Well that dwarfed my story.

But I think he's kidding. After all he alreayd posted in this thread about being raped by a chipmunk.

Those are very Gamemaster like antics he's getting up to.

[Happydude]

Well that dwarfed my story.

But I think he's kidding. After all he alreayd posted in this thread about being raped by a chipmunk.

Those are very Gamemaster like antics he's getting up to.
Could Link1130 be GM's replacement while he's away? was he really joking about his mother? and will he do it again?

Stay tuned to the next episode of Dragon Ba.......


erm, sorry.

[Fox 6]

Last summer i came home from my job at Frontier City very late. I was super horny (just pent up energy), but, more importantly, I was super super tired.

Well, I made it home without veering off the road. I went up stairs and walked into what I thought was my room and into my bed. Surprisingly (but not disappointingly) I found a girl lying in bed just ready for me to get some of my sexual tension out before letting my drowsiness take over.

Well, we did the nasty, and at the end I found myself a tad bit more awake than when I started. I flipped over to tell the mystery girl how much I appreciated her helping me like this only to found my mother lying next to me.

Fortunately she was asleep by then, and she never mentioned anything afterwards, so I can only hope she thought it was my stepdad...

Still embarassing. Although... It wasn't quite as bad as most people fear... I wouldn't mind a second go if I could get my courage up...


* Link1130 shrugs and walks away
I refuse to believe that story.

[Perfect Stu]

I hope it's true...because then I could safely say that I'm not the only GameTavern regular that's had sexual relations with Link's mom

[MuGen]

I hope it's true...because then I could safely say that I'm not the only GameTavern regular that's had sexual relations with Link's mom

:rofl:

[Joeiss]

I hope it's true...because then I could safely say that I'm not the only GameTavern regular that's had sexual relations with Link's mom


Lol... so simple, yet so funny.