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BlueFire
06-21-2005, 03:01 AM
No, this isn't a porno thread. :] Just some SCIENCE!



COPENHAGEN, Denmark - New research indicates parts of the brain that govern fear and anxiety are switched off when a woman is having an orgasm but remain active if she is faking.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050620/ap_on_sc/sex_in_the_brain
Typhoid
06-21-2005, 03:08 AM
So then, to see if she is faking, suddenly pull a knife to her throat, or point a gun at her head and say "If you make a sound I'll f*cking kill you"


If she is faking, she will stay silent.


I shall put this into practice as soon as Andrews mom is free.



(Sorry Dylan, its been ages since I've pulled out an Andrews mom joke.)
BlueFire
06-21-2005, 03:20 AM
I shall put this into practice as soon as Andrews mom is free.



(Sorry Dylan, its been ages since I've pulled out an Andrews mom joke.)
Sharing private jokes on internet forums sure is cool, huh? :p
Typhoid
06-21-2005, 04:10 AM
Sharing private jokes on internet forums sure is cool, huh? :p


It is.


Plus, I used to do them all the time on here.
BlueFire
06-21-2005, 04:19 AM
It is.


Plus, I used to do them all the time on here.
Yep, I just never said anything about it before.



No offense, I just find it kind of dumb when people do that. :p
Su-Yin
06-21-2005, 05:47 AM
I dont get why females would try to fake an orgasm.

....this thread makes me uncomfortable...
/me 's cheeks go red
Happydude
06-21-2005, 07:19 AM
Excellent.
MuGen
06-21-2005, 12:06 PM
Happydudette, i'm guessing you've never faked? *wink*

All jokes aside, nowadays if a girl is dissatisfied, she'll say so... No use faking.
Crash
06-21-2005, 02:48 PM
I fake all the time...
Happydude
06-21-2005, 05:43 PM
I fake all the time...
:rofl:





and no, Happydudette never faked ;) :p


I'm just that damn good! :D
Bond
06-21-2005, 05:49 PM
I frown upon this thread. :(
bobcat
06-21-2005, 05:56 PM
I frown upon this thread. :(
you should smile upon it.........smile :D
Dyne
06-21-2005, 06:13 PM
Ok, so who wants to make the world a better place with me? Anybody? We'll scour the lands and rid the womens of anxieties and fears!
Dylflon
06-21-2005, 07:34 PM
Orgasms for everyone!

http://nemo.it-netsoc.ie/~schrodinger/ibs/images/towelieava.png

Towlie says "Don't forget to bring a towel"
Happydude
06-21-2005, 07:59 PM
"wanna get high?" :D - best towlie line ever :p
Typhoid
06-21-2005, 08:04 PM
Ok, so who wants to make the world a better place with me? Anybody? We'll scour the lands and rid the womens of anxieties and fears!


Like I said today in Starbucks, we'll make shirts.


And 3 at a time.


But there has to be some foolproof way to see if they are faking. Maybe stop half way and see if they notice.
Blackmane
06-21-2005, 08:04 PM
Ahah, Towelie....


Oh, the double meaning in it all....
Dyne
06-21-2005, 08:05 PM
Like I said today in Starbucks, we'll make shirts.


And 3 at a time.


But there has to be some foolproof way to see if they are faking. Maybe stop half way and see if they notice.

Nobody fakes when I'm on watch.

*puts cool glasses on.*
KillerGremlin
06-21-2005, 11:51 PM
I just coined my campaign slogan.

"stopping fear and anxiety for women of all ages"

Yup, I'm just that damn good.
Happydude
06-22-2005, 07:26 AM
I just coined my campaign slogan.

"stopping fear and anxiety for women of all ages"

Yup, I'm just that damn good.
HEY! HEY! that's my line!
Fox 6
06-22-2005, 01:55 PM
"stopping fear and anxiety for women of all ages"


All ages huh? :p
Crash
06-22-2005, 02:03 PM
I just coined my campaign slogan.

"stopping fear and anxiety for women of all ages"

Yup, I'm just that damn good.


Show us how it's done Gremlin!

http://www.insideoutmag.com/0305/images/facesfullsize/Old%20Lady%20%5Bresize%5D%20(Carter%20Lake%20Nicaragua).jpg
MuGen
06-22-2005, 02:43 PM
lol