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Megaman
03-24-2002, 04:27 PM
Is your son a computer hacker? Reading this article (http://sjeemz.nl/tmp/hacker.html) will not tell you if he is, but it sure is funny :) This is some damn funny ****. go check it out! really sad and funny :D
The_Dunadan
03-24-2002, 06:08 PM
lol, i read that a long time ago!

You saved me! (none / 0) (#126)
by Anonymous Reader on Sun Dec 2nd, 2001 at 06:23:11 PM PST


Thanks for telling me my son was a hacker. I noticed him rebeling against what I told him to do, I thought it was a normal teen behaveour, but I guess I was wrong. I also noticed he doesn't like our AOL and made me buy DSL and keeps wanting me to buy a "bigger" computer, my guess is to do more powerful hacking. I mean who needs more than a Pentium 166?

He also asked for a CD burner. I hear these things are used to steal music of CDs and light them on fire afterwards. This is also a very good hint.

He also installed this Lunix. I hear people use this to steals movies of the old video disks.

I think I'm partly to blame. I installed these hacker programs: Bonzi buddy, comet cursour, and Gator. These come with other programs. I think they disguise them to allow hackers access to your computer.

I also saw him use this program called <a href="http://www.uk.research.att.com/vnc/">VNC</a> to use his computer at school. This is obviously a hacker version of the popular PCAnywhere program.

He also installed a hacker program called InoculateIT. He claims it removes viruses. I think he uses it to cover his tracks.

Thanks for helping me figure out my son was a hacker before it was to late.
GameMaster
03-24-2002, 06:18 PM
I wish I hadn't read that.
Mechadragon
03-24-2002, 07:05 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: HAHAHHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAH I nearly WET MYSELF HAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
DimHalo
03-24-2002, 08:05 PM
lol....
Glenn the Hero
03-24-2002, 08:12 PM
That is some seriously funny stuff.
One Winged Angel
03-24-2002, 08:48 PM
omg... I have Quake, does that make me a hacker? :rolleyes:
jshrimp3
03-24-2002, 09:37 PM
yeah i saw that posted on another forum. it's hilarious.

that anonymous reader who found out his son was a hacker must be thinking "That's why they call it a CD Burner". geez. they're so stupid.
Megaman
03-24-2002, 10:23 PM
Oh **** man the article has been removed or someone hacked the site :P
Kitana85
03-25-2002, 10:31 AM
Man, that's GREAT!!!!!
Megaman
03-25-2002, 11:47 AM
you can delete this if you want.
jshrimp3
03-25-2002, 04:12 PM
for those of u who can't read it cuz it was moved, it's also here:
http://www.adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/12/2/42056/2147

u can skip the first part, the good stuff is the 10 signs.

heh, also here's another comment:
All you people posting comments saying that the write of this article was dumb are blinded. Can't you see that our Children have become computer hackers!? Why, when I read this article I checked in my computer and saw that my son had installed "Comic Cursor" and "Flash". I knew right then that my son had become a hacker! I knew that letting him use this computer was a bad Idea. One day at the dinner table he said that he needed more "Ram" and a new "Card". Obivuosly so he could Break into the Vaults of our American Government and Sell secrets to the Iraquis. Then he told me that he was going to install the very same "Lunix" that was mentioned in this article. He also Wanted a "Burner", I'm afraid that hes gone into arson as well as gangster influenced communism (which he says hes learning about in school the liar). And he tells me that all his Hacker freinds "Play Quake" and that he wants it to. Clearly he needs more computer power to destroy all the systems of the United States of America for the absoulute overthrow of Anarchy throughout the Largest Country in the world! I even caught him "Chatting" with people from the small communist eastren european country of Canada, and they were brainwashing him into thinking that their form of government (A communist one consisting of Parties) was better than the Democracy of the 52 States of America!!!

either this guy is mocking the author or he's just as dumb!
Mushlafa
03-25-2002, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by jshrimp3
for those of u who can't read it cuz it was moved, it's also here:
http://www.adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/12/2/42056/2147

I even caught him "Chatting" with people from the small communist eastren european country of Canada !

LOL funny lil article :D ....... Canada is bigger than the US, were not comunists and were not european....... hahaha
Cyrax9
03-27-2002, 03:47 PM
That's some fuuny $#*T man. Quae, yep play t, larger Hard Drive , more Memory? Gotta have the best system around. Ditching AOL, it's getting close, excpet everything else seems to like Microsoft. Microsoft, trustworthy? Those two words are my favorite double-negitive.

Man, someboy out there is hilarious.

BTW, did anyone notice how the idiot spelt Linux wrong calling it Lunix? The writer is as dumb as the article.
Yugi Starwind
03-27-2002, 04:05 PM
HAHAHA!! Geez that's good!!! :roll:
Non-Dusk
03-30-2002, 12:01 PM
LMAO! I read this like 7 months ago over the summer! good stuff!