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BreakABone
03-22-2002, 05:55 PM
WARNING:This thread may lower some of your IQs, but than again some of you don't have much to start with:p


After years of research and countless experiments, I Mr.BreakAbone has disocovered what the male PMS is. It's Pre-Masturbation Syndrome. I mean why do you think you see more gys fight in school than girls (Well in my school atleast) Why are guys generally quicker to lose their tempers?

General symptoms include:
Being easily irriated
Being overall horny

And well you know


Anyhow this was just something I made up in school today because one of my friends was like short temepered today.
Perfect Stu
03-22-2002, 06:16 PM
:mad: :mad: :mad: WHY YOU STUPID - **EDIT**


*leaves*

*comes back in 10 minutes*


Ahhhhhhh....great post Breakabone...
Happydude
03-22-2002, 06:57 PM
LOL:lol: :lol:

Pre-Masturbation Syndrome....thats great!!!!
Gamer
03-22-2002, 07:40 PM
Hehe, good thoery man.;)
Ginkasa
03-22-2002, 08:40 PM
Yeah.....



Sure.....




*cough*
Ironfoot
03-23-2002, 12:08 PM
Nice theory man!
GameMaster
03-23-2002, 02:08 PM
What's a masturbation? :confused:
UncleNoName
03-23-2002, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by GameMaster
What's a masturbation? :confused:

Are you kidding?

Anyways, nice theory BaB.

:D
The Germanator
03-23-2002, 05:48 PM
I really, really hope he is kidding...:hmm:
Bond
03-23-2002, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by GameMaster
What's a masturbation? :confused:
Oh boy...
GameMaster
03-23-2002, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by GameMaster
What's a masturbation? :confused:

Joke! :lol: I had you all scared there for a minute didn't I? Yep, don't worry, I fully aware of what it is and what it does :D ....


:unsure:
Gamer
03-23-2002, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by GameMaster


Joke! :lol: I had you all scared there for a minute didn't I? Yep, don't worry, I fully aware of what it is and what it does :D ....


:unsure:

what it does? ... u sure you know what it is there?
GameMaster
03-23-2002, 06:30 PM
Yes, I do. Can we talk about something else now? It's a rather filthy little habit.
Revival
03-23-2002, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by GameMaster
It's a rather filthy little habit.
No it's not -- it's a natural happening, especially among teenage males. It's never classified as a habit, it's either natural or a disorder.
BreakABone
03-23-2002, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by Shooter

No it's not -- it's a natural happening, especially among teenage males. It's never classified as a habit, it's either natural or a disorder.

Did you call it a disorder?

I don't think I've ever heard it call a disorder before.
Revival
03-23-2002, 08:23 PM
If it gets to the point where it's happening almost constantly, or say 5-7 times a day.. then it's a sexual disorder.
Perfect Stu
03-23-2002, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by Shooter
If it gets to the point where it's happening almost constantly, or say 5-7 times a day.. then it's a sexual disorder.

wow...5-7 times a day? I don't think I could keep going that long...thats what I call "endurance" :D
BreakABone
03-23-2002, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by Shooter
If it gets to the point where it's happening almost constantly, or say 5-7 times a day.. then it's a sexual disorder.

Hmm well if you do it 5-7 times a day.You need serious help. I won't call that a disorder, I'll say that;s more like a sick habit then.
newname
03-23-2002, 09:12 PM
mr. breakabone, where do u come up with this stuff (the topic in general) i no u made it up but thats why its so histarically funny. ur material is great.lol. :D
Bond
03-23-2002, 10:20 PM
I would call it an addiction. Making you an addict.
GameMaster
03-23-2002, 10:29 PM
IEATHERFACE69 has a really creepy avatar :errr:
Professor S
03-23-2002, 10:32 PM
My personal record is 9 times in one day...

I was bored and there was a Baywatch marathon on FX

...

STOP JUDGING ME!!!:mad:

:D
greatmilinko55
03-23-2002, 10:43 PM
bump
*cough*
BreakABone
03-23-2002, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by greatmilinko55
bump
*cough*
Why exactly did you bump this?
To Strangler:DAMN.. must have been one hell of a marathon.. um and I guess the TV show also
Bond:You aren't an addict when you do it 5-7 times a day. You just love yourself a lot
Bond
03-23-2002, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by BreakABone

Bond:You aren't an addict when you do it 5-7 times a day. You just love yourself a lot
That would make a great quote.
Professor S
03-23-2002, 10:54 PM
I now know what bump means :D
newname
03-23-2002, 10:58 PM
to gamemaster, yes my avatar being creepy was my intent. thanks alot for being scared because that was the "nice avatar" comment i wanted.

for all of u here. i have a great question that kind a relates to this topic.

if u had a clone of urself and screwed it would it be self masterbation or incest? lol.:D
Bond
03-23-2002, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by The Strangler
bump right back atcha I guess...

what the hell does bump mean?
It's to 'bump' a topic to the top of the list when it isn't getting any posts.
newname
03-23-2002, 11:37 PM
ohhhh......icicic. but this topic was gettin plenty of posts?:confused: whatever.
Crash
03-24-2002, 02:02 AM
masterbation is a very serious disease guys. not to be joked about :sneaky:
Revival
03-24-2002, 08:47 AM
Originally posted by Crash
masterbation is a very serious disease guys. not to be joked about :sneaky:
Hehe.. whatever you say Crash :D
Perfect Stu
03-24-2002, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by Crash
masterbation is a very serious disease guys. not to be joked about :sneaky:

you could at least spell it right :-o

and strangler, wouldn't you have like no blood left in your brain after that many "sessions"? or at least severe lower stomach pains? :D
Professor S
03-24-2002, 10:19 AM
Nope, except for an extreme sore Mr. Peepers, I felt fine afterwards.
Revival
03-24-2002, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by The Strangler
Nope, except for an extreme sore Mr. Peepers, I felt fine afterwards.
Now that's what I call endurance :D
Xantar
03-24-2002, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by lEatHErFaCe69
for all of u here. i have a great question that kind a relates to this topic.

if u had a clone of urself and screwed it would it be self masterbation or incest? lol.:D

A clone of me would be male. I don't know about you, but I'm not into screwing males (contrary to what some people on these forums think).

Anyways, I think I'll post this picture. This is the kind of stuff we discuss in the Black Project Forum, folks, so if you want in on the action, sign up now. You'll also get to see a hilarious photoshopped version of the picture.

http://ped.deadartists.com/kittens.jpg
BreakABone
03-24-2002, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by Xantar


A clone of me would be male. I don't know about you, but I'm not into screwing males (contrary to what some people on these forums think).

Anyways, I think I'll post this picture. This is the kind of stuff we discuss in the Black Project Forum, folks, so if you want in on the action, sign up now. You'll also get to see a hilarious photoshopped version of the picture.

http://ped.deadartists.com/kittens.jpg

O My.. I feel bad now.. I killed some kittens in my life.. Um

Let me dare not count....

But I haven't killed a kitten in.. caryy the one..divide by 5.. add 6.. um less than a day...
Perfect Stu
03-24-2002, 05:40 PM
Well shiver me timbers, I haven't killed a kitten since friday night...

and strangler, I guess I know why you're known as the strangler now ;)

LOL

You must have used lubrication, or your Mr. Peepers would have been in a cast for goodness sakes! I once went 3 times straight, not much of a break, and it was sore!
Professor S
03-24-2002, 06:52 PM
No lube, I ride strictly bare back my friend. Buy I actually have a friend whose record is 14 times in one day. This doesn't surprise me though, because he's so horny that he found a way to bag a girl in the back seat of a Miata. That doesn't sound all that impressive until you realize that he's 6'8"!!!!
BreakABone
03-24-2002, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by The Strangler
No lube, I ride strictly bare back my friend. Buy I actually have a friend whose record is 14 times in one day. This doesn't surprise me though, because he's so horny that he found a way to bag a girl in the back seat of a Miata. That doesn't sound all that impressive until you realize that he's 6'8"!!!!

You and your friends are some special folks.. 9 and 14 times.. wow

Sore little peakers I bet
GameMaster
03-25-2002, 02:02 AM
Who are those brown monsters in the picture? I've seen on a GBA box I think? :confused: