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Teuthida
05-10-2005, 10:41 AM
I don't usually write poetry of any sort but today's a special case:

The job do I call.
Not today ignorant boy.
F*ck them, f*ck them all.
GameMaster
05-10-2005, 12:35 PM
Hmm, it appears as though the author has some reserved hostility or hatred toward his occupation. It can be deduced that he's not going to work today. The repetition of the F word reinforces the feeling of anger.
The Germanator
05-10-2005, 01:24 PM
We should've had a Haiku contest on May 7th. Get it, 5/7/5? Anyway, I'll write a haiku too.

My lips are too chapped,
the name brand ChapStick only
does so much to help
Typhoid
05-10-2005, 05:38 PM
A makeshift poetry recital? I shall join.


This is my Haiku
My creativity lacks,
I think I need sleep.
ulala06
05-10-2005, 05:45 PM
i just slept an hour
then got up to eat pasta
discovered it gone
Typhoid
05-10-2005, 06:27 PM
i just slept an hour
then got up to eat pasta
discovered it gone



That Haiku is good
It sort of made me giggle
I think I love you
ulala06
05-10-2005, 06:38 PM
That Haiku is good
It sort of made me giggle
I think I love you

i don't think i love
i know how much i adore
my seanie-wannie
GameMaster
05-10-2005, 06:43 PM
My love for Ulala,
Burning Brighter Than The Sun,
I Hope She Accepts
Acebot44
05-10-2005, 06:52 PM
Today I question'd
Got tested minutes ago
Negative or Not
ulala06
05-10-2005, 07:15 PM
My love for Ulala,
Burning Brighter Than The Sun,
I Hope She Accepts

sexy cheerleading
gives you aids and the herpes
sure i do gm

good luck to acebot
hope that turns out well for you
rah rah rah rah rah
Swan
05-10-2005, 07:25 PM
Seany-boy is mine
Has been and shall remain so
Back off Ulala

Thought I'd join the party.
Typhoid
05-10-2005, 07:27 PM
I feel very loved
Being wanted by two souls
But Ashley owns me
GameMaster
05-10-2005, 07:30 PM
Dearest Ulala,
Join me at S.F.S.U.
Our chapter awaits
ulala06
05-10-2005, 08:31 PM
Dearest Ulala,
Join me at S.F.S.U.
Our chapter awaits


S.F.S.U. dear?
and just what might this mean dear?
it sounds pretty queer
GameMaster
05-10-2005, 08:42 PM
Your dream college, deer.
The one you spoke of last year,
Please tell me I'm right.
Swan
05-10-2005, 08:49 PM
S.F.S.U. false
I do believe is true
Correct me if wrong
ulala06
05-10-2005, 09:08 PM
it's the S.U. that
is giving me the problem
explain yourself boy
GameMaster
05-10-2005, 09:33 PM
San Fran State Uni
You Bring Your Art to CA
We Will Have Much Fun
ulala06
05-10-2005, 10:34 PM
San Fran State Uni
You Bring Your Art to CA
We Will Have Much Fun

just my art or more?
i think you are concealing
secret agendas
Typhoid
05-10-2005, 10:41 PM
just my art or more?
i think you are concealing
secret agendas



How could he not though?
We all know that you are nork,
Grat snonkers with me?
GameMaster
05-10-2005, 10:57 PM
just my art or more?
i think you are concealing
secret agendas

You Are a Nice Girl,
But Agendas Have I None,
Confess Your Feelings?
ulala06
05-10-2005, 11:30 PM
You Are a Nice Girl,
But Agendas Have I None,
Confess Your Feelings?


i have trust issues
theslymoogle is a whore
i kid, i kid, love
GameMaster
05-10-2005, 11:37 PM
Can I Be the Tool,
To Resolve Your Haunted Past,
Do You Need Answers?
ulala06
05-10-2005, 11:42 PM
Can I Be the Tool,
To Resolve Your Haunted Past,
Do You Need Answers?


i have free college
if i stay here in hickland
so i fear i can't