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Su-Yin
05-09-2005, 10:06 PM
ITS orGAsm Day!...well...for you guys it still is...but for me (australia) its over :(...

its funny how people come up with wierd things as an excuse to have a celebration
Sex rarely makes the news in Brazil's conservative north-east - until a small town declared an official Orgasm Day.
"We're celebrating orgasm in all its senses. There's even a panel discussion on premature ejaculation. But from what I've seen, women have more trouble achieving orgasm than men, especially in marriage," Santolia said.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/World/Oh-look-what-day-it-is/2005/05/10/1115584940910.html
Kitana85
05-09-2005, 10:19 PM
What an... interesting article...
How stimulating -- intellectually that is
Acebot44
05-09-2005, 10:44 PM
Orgasms for everyone! Hurrah!

*hands out orgasms*

Be sure to give one to all your friends and loved ones. Yes, even grandma.
GameMaster
05-09-2005, 10:57 PM
I unknowingly celebrated this morning before my 10:00 TV show. I'll celebrate again tonight before I try to fall asleep.
The Germanator
05-09-2005, 11:07 PM
I wish I could share this day with a special someone. Oh well, you can celebrate Holidays by yourself as well.
dropCGCF
05-09-2005, 11:35 PM
I unknowingly celebrated this morning before my 10:00 TV show. I'll celebrate again tonight before I try to fall asleep.

I've celebrated 8 times today....

Wait, nine.
DimHalo
05-10-2005, 12:20 AM
This thread receives the honor of the coveted

COLD SHOWER

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Seth
05-10-2005, 01:59 AM
On this day in 1945 the Russian forces whipped the living **** out of Berlin. The Russian people lost 27 million people to the war. The other allied forces don't have much to compare. Just a suggestion but if you're interested you should read up a bit on the Russian contribution to the war. Even now, over a decade after the soviet's collapse, there still isn't much in our school's history books about the eastern front.

I think we should remember their unparallelled sacrifice after the other little celebrations that are going on.


So yeah, I don't have any vodka on hand so a few beers will have to suffice. Drink up! :beerchug:
Dyne
05-10-2005, 02:00 AM
What an awesome last week. It was Tuba day on friday, single mother's day on saturday, and now orgasm day? How awesome is that.
Typhoid
05-10-2005, 02:19 AM
On this day in 1945 the Russian forces whipped the living **** out of Berlin. The Russian people lost 27 million people to the war. The other allied forces don't have much to compare. Just a suggestion but if you're interested you should read up a bit on the Russian contribution to the war. Even now, over a decade after the soviet's collapse, there still isn't much in our school's history books about the eastern front.

I think we should remember their unparallelled sacrifice after the other little celebrations that are going on.


So yeah, I don't have any vodka on hand so a few beers will have to suffice. Drink up! :beerchug:


Why dont we just jack off to commemorate the Russians?



....But if thats the case, you might want to take out the "drink up".
Stonecutter
05-10-2005, 02:21 AM
May 7th was National Masturbation Day.



I'm dead serious. Look it up.
Bube
05-10-2005, 06:05 AM
If it's only one day, then that's for men. Women should have something like orgasm week...
Kitana85
05-10-2005, 08:10 AM
If it's only one day, then that's for men. Women should have something like orgasm week...

Okay, when!!!!! :D
Su-Yin
05-10-2005, 09:18 AM
Okay, when!!!!! :D
wanna declare one now? ;)

today ...tmrw? anyone have suggestions?
Yan
05-10-2005, 09:55 AM
omg...

Hahah, International Orgasm Week... now that's funny :p
Happydude
05-10-2005, 02:31 PM
wanna declare one now? ;)

today ...tmrw? anyone have suggestions?
how about the next time you see me? :p
Acebot44
05-10-2005, 06:48 PM
WOOOoooooo

Oh no he di-int! :rock:
Dyne
05-10-2005, 07:01 PM
wanna declare one now? ;)

today ...tmrw? anyone have suggestions?

As long as it doesn't interfere with blowjob week.
Dylflon
05-10-2005, 07:04 PM
Thanks for reminding me that I miss sex.
Swan
05-10-2005, 07:21 PM
As long as it doesn't interfere with blowjob week.
Couldn't you combine the two?
GameMaster
05-10-2005, 07:27 PM
If we're going to combine the two, can we also add "Ram Your Willy Wonka Up My Chocolate Factory" to the mix?
Happydude
05-10-2005, 08:15 PM
If we're going to combine the two, can we also add "Ram Your Willy Wonka Up My Chocolate Factory" to the mix?
no...i don't believe we can GM, sorry.
KillerGremlin
05-11-2005, 05:43 PM
Pffft. Everyday is orgasm day. Except for when I'm busy. Then just 3 times a week.
GameMaster
05-11-2005, 06:30 PM
I celebrated in the shower with a wet rag and some body wash.
Su-Yin
05-11-2005, 07:03 PM
the "day" is over....i feel you guys can stop declareing your "celebrations" and leave the details private :)
Happydude
05-11-2005, 08:19 PM
the "day" is over....i feel you guys can stop declareing your "celebrations" and leave the details private :)
SHHH!!! it's entertaining! :p
jeepnut
05-11-2005, 11:50 PM
SHHHH!!! No, it's not!

Besides, this thread has been cold showered. All pervertedness is supposed to stop. Don't make JS go for the liquid nitrogen shower.
Swan
05-12-2005, 12:36 AM
SHHHH!!! No, it's not!

Besides, this thread has been cold showered. All pervertedness is supposed to stop. Don't make JS go for the liquid nitrogen shower.
Ouch.

*holds self*