MGS3 Bloopers

[Xantar]

I won't lie. These are hosted on my website. But if you click the links, you will just see the movie itself with none of the page layout of my site.

As I understand it, these were actually produced by Konami when they had a little too much free time. And for some reason, these movies are in Shockwave format instead of something reasonable like .mpg. Oh well.

There seem to be a lot of jokes in these movies that you'd have to have played MGS3 to understand. Since I haven't, some of them are only vaguely amusing to me. I hope some of you will be able to explain some of the jokes (for example, who's Sokolov?).

#1: Whoops! Time paradox! (http://www.purevideogames.net/movies/movie_1_snake_e.swf)

#2: Kaboom! (http://www.purevideogames.net/movies/movie_2_bomb_e.swf)

#3: Sokolov's beautiful hair? (http://www.purevideogames.net/movies/movie_3_sokolov_e.swf)

#4: The CIA wants their photo-op, damnit (and wait until the end for a special treat)! (http://www.purevideogames.net/movies/movie_4_hands_e.swf)

#5: An ocelot never lets its prey escape (http://www.purevideogames.net/movies/movie_5_gokai_e.swf)

#6: The Last Battle (http://www.purevideogames.net/movies/movie_6_lastbattle_e.swf)

[DeathsHand]

in the Sokolov's beautiful hair thing, the real sokolov model is the guy in the black coat with the eyeglass deal who dives to the ground in the beginning... He's a scientist man who was forced to continue working on the Shagohod (I think was the name of the weapon in MGS3) against his will...

Normally in that scene I think the person on the motorcycle shows up, snake dives to the ground, a bunch of soldiers (not people in suits, or that woman in the skirt) begin firing, she kills them all and reveals herself to be *gasp*... a woman!!!

But in this film instead it's just sokolov with pretty hair.

...

Anyways I've seen those all before on Konami's site, they are amazing. I thoroughly enjoy them...

Especially the one where the guy gets mad because Snake didn't pose with him for a photo-op...

GENIUS!!

...

[MuGen]

hilarious --- +rep for this

[Dyne]

http://www.gametavern.net/forums/showthread.php?t=11075

And there's a lot of spoiling in these movies, Xantar. You've ruined the game for yourself. On the Konami website, they actually go through in-game questions to make sure you've beaten the game before you've seen them. Explanations won't really help - it's Metal Gear Solid.

[Xantar]

Damn. I knew somebody must have posted these movies before. They're just too good not to have been. But I did a search and didn't find them, so...

Oh well. I got two more movies that weren't posted in that thread anyway. :p

Edit: And I don't care about spoiling the game for myself. I'm not going to be playing MGS3 any time soon anyway. Plus, I actually don't think the story in MGS and MGS2 is all that good, so I didn't really care what got spoiled for me in MGS3.

[Xantar]

OK, well I found some new ones, and I'm pretty sure you haven't posted these in that other thread. And these are all funny enough that even I can enjoy them without having played MGS3.

A little quality time with Sokolov (http://www.purevideogames.net/movies/movie_8_sabra_e.swf)

Metal Gear Sigint (http://www.purevideogames.net/movies/movie_9_mgs_e.swf)

He exploded by himself (http://www.purevideogames.net/movies/movie_a_gekitotsu_e.swf)

A battle of epic proportions (http://www.purevideogames.net/movies/movie_b_saisyuheiki.swf)

[Swan]

Haha, the Sigint one was sweet. And the rock, paper, scissors one was hilarious as well.