Improv Challenge

[MuGen]

I'm kinda in a fix right now for Whose Line Is It Anyway, the british originating show that has migrated to the U.S. hosted by Drew Carrey. It features decorated improv comedians like Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrey and Wayne Brady, and other guests. But I just love how good they are at thinking things up on the top of their heads. So here's a good challenge to start off with

Challenge: Things You Could say about your car, but not your girlfriend

Mine: It's looking kinda flat...

[Happydude]

Rusty piece of junk...

[MuGen]

Time to trade it in, for a newer better one.

[Blackmane]

Damn, thats a bad backfire.

[DimHalo]

it just doesn't ride well

[Stray_Bullet]

"There's not much to it, but it looks pretty."

"The interior's small, but it gets the job done."

"I got the biggest trunk I could buy."

"It's not worth crap after the first time you use it, you know."

"It takes a big chunk out of my paycheck each month, but it's worth it."

"I rent it out to my friends on holidays."

[MuGen]

I paid a good sum of money for a new backend.

[Teuthida]

Those new headlights cost me a bundle.

The spare tire is a bit much.

Let's take a look under the hood.

[MuGen]

You mind if I give it a test drive before I decide to take it home?

[GameMaster]

Man, I'd love to ram my fist inside that baby's exhaust pipe.

[Dyne]

It's ridiculous how much it costs to maintain one.

[Happydude]

Man, I'd love to ram my fist inside that baby's exhaust pipe.
:eek3:

[MuGen]

Man, I'd love to ram my fist inside that baby's exhaust pipe.

Do you actually say that about a car...? *runs away*

[The Germanator]

Well, I guess I'll fill her up...

[MuGen]

I can ride her for 200 miles before I gotta fill her up again.

It packs a good punch once you step on it.

[Canyarion]

It's amazing how GM keeps shocking us..... even in threads that are already quite shocking.

[MuGen]

Awww good one Cany! :p

[Bond]

I'm sure many members find this degrading, offensive, and falt out stupid. For those reasons, this thread is closed.