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Crash
04-25-2005, 11:50 AM
Your girlfriend catches you looking at porn?

MuGen
04-25-2005, 11:52 AM
Never happened, but I was surfing the net with my ex, and a porn pop-up came up and we started laughing considering we were looking for microsoft patches.

but I don't think that counts... so I'd say it never happened.

Happydude
04-25-2005, 12:19 PM
we watch it together :p

DimHalo
04-25-2005, 01:21 PM
can't vote, but i wouldn't want to catch my boyfriend watching porn... there would be some trouble

GameMaster
04-25-2005, 03:08 PM
Your girlfriend catches you looking at porn?

Did you get caught? :D

Crash
04-25-2005, 03:28 PM
not in the act, but since I'm the only other one to use the computer...

I was looking for a nude model to draw next, then we can apprciate the naked female figure (have to justify it by also having a male) that we can see all the time in the form of a drawing

:sneaky:

Canyarion
04-25-2005, 03:58 PM
:rolleyes:

Porn is pathetic, especially when you have a g/f.

Dyne
04-25-2005, 04:16 PM
We watched a movie where there was a porn movie being made in the movie.

And no, it wasn't awkward at all.

The Germanator
04-25-2005, 04:18 PM
We watched a movie where there was a porn movie being made in the movie.

And no, it wasn't awkward at all.

Boogie Nights?

Happydude
04-25-2005, 04:18 PM
We watched a movie where there was a porn movie being made in the movie.

And no, it wasn't awkward at all.
was this movie 'The girl next door'?

Dyne
04-25-2005, 04:19 PM
Neither. It was "Love Actually."

DimHalo
04-25-2005, 04:42 PM
:rolleyes:

Porn is pathetic, especially when you have a g/f.


Too bad more people don't feel that way

Su-Yin
04-25-2005, 05:53 PM
we watch it together :p
hmmm we do?......
anyway...my vote was yes...just expressing the view point of 'the-girlfriend' :) i hate it !
expecially when the porn he watches without me....well since im currently in his computer screen...*shrug* :baby:

Swan
04-25-2005, 06:30 PM
hmmm we do?......
anyway...my vote was yes...just expressing the view point of 'the-girlfriend' :) i hate it !
expecially when the porn he watches without me....well since im currently in his computer screen...*shrug* :baby:
What if he's watching it without you, but your in it?

Su-Yin
04-25-2005, 08:07 PM
What if he's watching it without you, but your in it?
omg... :errr: i hope that never happens

ulala06
04-25-2005, 10:30 PM
porn makes me laugh too much for me to find it appealing sexually... unless i develop some sort of laughing fetish...

/me is afraid she has said too much and remembers all of the comments about liking throats...

but anyway... *shrug* who cares if your boyfriend is watching porn. it's not an absolute sign that you're not doing something right... perhaps they just really like porn.

Swan
04-25-2005, 11:03 PM
porn makes me laugh too much for me to find it appealing sexually... unless i develop some sort of laughing fetish...

* ulala06 is afraid she has said too much and remembers all of the comments about liking throats...


but anyway... *shrug* who cares if your boyfriend is watching porn. it's not an absolute sign that you're not doing something right... perhaps they just really like porn.
Apparently there is a disorder where the male watches porn to much and get um, consimate the relationship anymore.

dropCGCF
04-25-2005, 11:11 PM
I'm trying to type this using only one hand.

GameMaster
04-25-2005, 11:14 PM
What's worse, a lover catching you or a parent?

Seth
04-26-2005, 12:02 AM
a lover.

jeez gm

Parents is just awkward. A g/f just hurts.

Dyne
04-26-2005, 01:46 AM
but anyway... *shrug* who cares if your boyfriend is watching porn. it's not an absolute sign that you're not doing something right... perhaps they just really like porn.

Believe me, holding off premarital sex in a relationship drives people to alternate sources. There's nothing wrong with it in this case.

My grandfather died of prostate cancer. And you know what a leading cause of that is? Not enough stimulation during peak (young adult) years.

This is me talking.

Canyarion
04-26-2005, 05:09 AM
Porn ruined the marriage of my parents. My ****ty nothing-worth father wanted things that he couldn't get. :mad:

Damn...... how can I just talk like that about such a topic? :(

DimHalo
04-26-2005, 10:54 AM
just because a guy needs to be stimulated does not need he should turn to porn. it gives guys an unreal perception of women. they look at women in porn (who have had things done) and think that if there are women out there that look like that, they need to be with them


and the girlfriend feels like she can't live up to those images he has seen. and then it turns into wondering when he is looking at it

Stray_Bullet
04-26-2005, 04:31 PM
Well... for a girl's perspective, would you hate it if your boyfriend walked in on you using a sex toy? Granted... more people look at porn than people who have sex toys, but there's still a population.

But, back to porn. When more than one person looks at porn together, it's probably because they're curious, not horny. I've been in the same room as my girlfriend while we (and another person) were browsing some porn. All pants were still on.

Porn is either embarassing because one doesn't like masturbating in front of anyone, or because they don't want anyone feeling jealous. Now... just about everyone masturbates, so thinking realistically one shouldn't be jealous.

There is an excepetion that Jeep's Slave used as her arguement against porn. Porn gives men a "false image" of the female body. OK, the majority of porn gives a false image, yet there's also porn with real bodies. Would that still make a woman jealous?

Then again, the same could be said about any media. Women on television, magazines, and movies, are generally more beautiful than the average girl on the street. Is it because a man can't see her nipple or between her thighs that he doesn't set high standards for himself? Is porn significantly different?

I can respect people who say "porn is bad." But I think porn is like anything else pleasurable. If you want something, you want the best you can get your hands on, realistically.

And Canyarion... I think it takes more than porn to end a relationship.

Neo
04-26-2005, 04:37 PM
I like the hidden camera stuff.

Crash
04-26-2005, 05:19 PM
I like the hidden camera stuff.


LOL...neo

Su-Yin
04-26-2005, 05:46 PM
I like the hidden camera stuff.
imagine one day u get on the website and watch ur mom/gf get naked in a girls changing room.. :hmm:

Vampyr
04-26-2005, 05:55 PM
Well... for a girl's perspective, would you hate it if your boyfriend walked in on you using a sex toy? Granted... more people look at porn than people who have sex toys, but there's still a population.

But, back to porn. When more than one person looks at porn together, it's probably because they're curious, not horny. I've been in the same room as my girlfriend while we (and another person) were browsing some porn. All pants were still on.

Porn is either embarassing because one doesn't like masturbating in front of anyone, or because they don't want anyone feeling jealous. Now... just about everyone masturbates, so thinking realistically one shouldn't be jealous.

There is an excepetion that Jeep's Slave used as her arguement against porn. Porn gives men a "false image" of the female body. OK, the majority of porn gives a false image, yet there's also porn with real bodies. Would that still make a woman jealous?

Then again, the same could be said about any media. Women on television, magazines, and movies, are generally more beautiful than the average girl on the street. Is it because a man can't see her nipple or between her thighs that he doesn't set high standards for himself? Is porn significantly different?

I can respect people who say "porn is bad." But I think porn is like anything else pleasurable. If you want something, you want the best you can get your hands on, realistically.

And Canyarion... I think it takes more than porn to end a relationship.


You are exactly right on every count. +rep for that.

Porn gives me an unreal perception of the female body? I don't think so. I see real femals every day, and I understand what they look like. Porn isn't going to make me think all girls have a tiny waste and large breasts, because I see REAL femals every day. Plus, it makes the porn that features real stuff that much more precious. ;)

Swan
04-26-2005, 06:45 PM
imagine one day u get on the website and watch ur mom/gf get naked in a girls changing room.. :hmm:
Or something with your self in it...

Vampyr
04-26-2005, 06:56 PM
Or something with your self in it...

HAHAHA.

You're browsing through hidden camera porn, masterbating, then all of a sudden you go this page with a guy masterbating. Then you realize it's you.

GameMaster
04-26-2005, 06:56 PM
imagine one day u get on the website and watch ur mom/gf get naked in a girls changing room.. :hmm:

Imagine paying two men to film themselves getting naughty with your body while you're unconscious so you can watch it when you wake up.

I never make it all the way through. I always wake up at the part where they tie my legs to the ceiling. :roll:

Typhoid
04-26-2005, 06:59 PM
HAHAHA.

You're browsing through hidden camera porn, masterbating, then all of a sudden you go this page with a guy masterbating. Then you realize it's you.


Well, Vampy, then I would arise the question why would you be jacking off to a page with guys jacking off?



And while this question is up, would it be gay to masturbate to a video clip of yourself masturbating?

Bond
04-26-2005, 07:19 PM
Threads like this should have a fifty post limit.

Vampyr
04-26-2005, 07:26 PM
Well, Vampy, then I would arise the question why would you be jacking off to a page with guys jacking off?



And while this question is up, would it be gay to masturbate to a video clip of yourself masturbating?

I said "you're", not "me". So I wasn't refering to myself. And accidents happen on the internet all the time. You look at the low quality thumbnail and think you are about to open a page with a beautiful blond giving oral, and it ends up being a labrador.

And I have a better question: If someone cloned you, and you did it with yourself, would that be gay, or a really advanced form of masterbation?

Typhoid
04-26-2005, 07:27 PM
And I have a better question: If someone cloned you, and you did it with yourself, would that be gay, or a really advanced form of masterbation?


That guy was funny. I forget his name though, so I feel really saddened.


He made me think about it, and I think it wouldmake you gay, because sure, you're having sex with yourself, but its not YOU.

Neo
04-26-2005, 07:34 PM
imagine one day u get on the website and watch ur mom/gf get naked in a girls changing room.. :hmm:

On a related note, I've never been comfortable with the idea of going to a sperm bank even though you can make some quick cash.

Just think, through some bizarre coincidence I could end up lusting after my daughter in 20 years.

Stray_Bullet
04-26-2005, 09:41 PM
Just think, through some bizarre coincidence I could end up lusting after my daughter in 20 years.

But is she HOT?

Besides, knowing that she's your daughter may or may not keep you from lusting after her. :sneaky:

Happydude
04-26-2005, 10:48 PM
Threads like this should have a fifty post limit.
25...:p

BlueFire
04-26-2005, 10:50 PM
Neither. It was "Love Actually."


That movie rocks. :]

ulala06
04-26-2005, 11:12 PM
I said "you're", not "me". So I wasn't refering to myself. And accidents happen on the internet all the time. You look at the low quality thumbnail and think you are about to open a page with a beautiful blond giving oral, and it ends up being a labrador.

And I have a better question: If someone cloned you, and you did it with yourself, would that be gay, or a really advanced form of masterbation?


omg... if i were cloned... i'd totally do me.

Canyarion
04-27-2005, 04:28 AM
I suggest we close this one. :)

Vampyr
04-27-2005, 07:13 AM
I suggest we close this one. :)

Why? We really aren't that off topic. :p

Canyarion
04-27-2005, 07:17 AM
It's pretty offensive and vulgaire.

Seth
04-27-2005, 10:24 AM
Then stay out of this one.

:rolleyes:

Blackmane
04-27-2005, 11:26 AM
This is an important discussion about the pros and cons of masturbation, a very healthy and natural act. There is nothing wrong here...nothing at all....

Happydude
04-27-2005, 04:30 PM
This is an important discussion about the pros and cons of masturbation, a very healthy and natural act. There is nothing wrong here...nothing at all....
yeah...what he said!