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Neo
04-13-2005, 03:11 PM
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TIRANA (Reuters) - Albania's most wanted man fought off special police and eluded capture for years only to blow himself up while fishing with dynamite, police and newspapers said Friday.



Dubbed the "Last Cowboy" in northern Albania because of his gunfights with the law, Riza Malaj, 34, failed to accurately gauge the length of the fuse as he tried to blow up trout.


Doctors at the Bajram Curri hospital said he had lost both hands, badly hurt his eyes and suffered serious wounds all over his body. His family rejected offers to have him flown to a Tirana hospital where he would have been arrested immediately.


Malaj was taken to a hospital in nearby U.N.-governed Kosovo.


He was sentenced in absentia to five years in jail on charges of leading an attack on the Bajram Curri police station last year. Since 2000, warrants have been issued for Malaj's arrest on charges of willful murder, armed robbery, armed assault and battery of the education directress of the town.

GameMaster
04-13-2005, 03:32 PM
So why was he trying to blow-up trout?

PWNED by justice.

Happydude
04-13-2005, 05:00 PM
...blow up trout? :wtf:

this guy really had some mental issues.

MuGen
04-13-2005, 05:05 PM
Dubbing him the "Last Cowboy" of Albania really gives a bad name to Cowboys.

Ginkasa
04-13-2005, 10:40 PM
Did Albania ever actually have cowboys? I've never seen any Albanian Gene Autry's...


/me shrugs and walks away

Typhoid
04-13-2005, 10:46 PM
So why was he trying to blow-up trout?



More fish, Less rods.

Canyarion
04-14-2005, 05:47 AM
Dwarven Fishing Pole (= gun)
[i]Dwarves aren't known for their subtlety[i/]
(World of Warcraft)

There's also Goblin Fishing Pole, which is dynamite.

Blackmane
04-14-2005, 10:22 AM
So, hes not really the "Last Cowboy", but the "Last Goblin" ?

Interesting...

Crash
04-14-2005, 12:39 PM
karma hard at work

Kitana85
04-15-2005, 08:16 AM
Ooh... the poor fish!
Hm, I wonder how the medical care in Kosovo compares to it in Albania...
That, and the fact that his family didn't want him to be arrested that badly...wow...