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Crash
03-10-2005, 12:11 PM
COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho (AP) -- A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.
They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.
The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.
The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.
The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.
The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."
School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.
+rep for that kid... I dont think I'd have enough to frost a whole brownie pan... he probably just did "candy stripes" LOLOLOLOL
http://www.imperialcrown.com/lpBrownies.jpg
Happydude
03-10-2005, 12:19 PM
wow...i want to laugh and feel bad for the kids at the same time...oh well
/me shrugs and laughs and walks away
GameMaster
03-10-2005, 12:26 PM
It's a shame I had to read this right before class, now I'm going to have to struggle to save myself until break. Thank you Crash, for your arousing thread.
The nice thing about living in the 50's is that kids didn't have backpacks. They just carried their books which made hiding a hard-on much easier. I'm going to look pretty silly holding a book when I have a backpack but I'd rather look silly than face the other alternative.
In responce to the topic, I've never unloaded on food, only inside a sock and the hole in our old couch.
Blackmane
03-10-2005, 12:26 PM
Thats pretty disgusting. I'm disturbed.
On the other hand, that is kind of funny.
Happydude
03-10-2005, 12:30 PM
...you never cease to amaze me GM...:wtf:
Dark Samurai
03-10-2005, 12:33 PM
Can you say "owned"?
Teuthida
03-10-2005, 12:48 PM
"he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain"
That's the best part about this story.
The Germanator
03-10-2005, 12:59 PM
"he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain"
That's the best part about this story.
I know, haha, I was just about to comment on that....
You put ****ing peanut butter in my cheese sandwich?! Bodily fluids for you it is then!
KillerGremlin
03-10-2005, 04:14 PM
I feel sorry for the kids that ate the brownies.....those f*gs.
Ahahaha. :p
Geez... I love peanut butter...
Then again... :puke:
DimHalo
03-10-2005, 05:12 PM
ugh, that sounds so gross...
how did they not taste that?
KillerGremlin
03-10-2005, 05:15 PM
I would imagine dry semen would just taste kind of like salt....because that is all it is. Salty mucus that is loaded with protien!
And, you put salt in brownies I think.
I would imagine dry semen would just taste kind of like salt....because that is all it is. Salty mucus that is loaded with protien!
And, you put salt in brownies I think.
No, not salty. From the way I hear it, it tastes more like bleach.
Either way, I don't think I'll ever look at a brownie the same way.
Typhoid
03-10-2005, 06:44 PM
No, not salty. From the way I hear it, it tastes more like bleach.
Either way, I don't think I'll ever look at a brownie the same way.
And people have eaten bleach and lived to tell about it?
Anyways, if he splooged in some brownies over peanut butter....imagine what he would have done if someone like...dumped pop on his head....or pulled his pants down.
Vampyr
03-10-2005, 07:29 PM
No, not salty. From the way I hear it, it tastes more like bleach.
Either way, I don't think I'll ever look at a brownie the same way.
It actually depends on your diet.
The Germanator
03-10-2005, 07:32 PM
It actually depends on your diet.
It's true. Certain foods may make it taste "better" and some may make it taste worse...Of course that's all relative, I'm not sure how many people think it's good to begin with...
dropCGCF
03-10-2005, 07:48 PM
It's true. Certain foods may make it taste "better" and some may make it taste worse...Of course that's all relative, I'm not sure how many people think it's good to begin with...
Pineapple Juice is a miracle drug, my friend. Also, there's something called Semenex.
Happydude
03-10-2005, 07:50 PM
what does Semenex do?
dropCGCF
03-10-2005, 07:52 PM
Google was invented for a reason. I would give a link, but it would be NSFW.
Happydude
03-10-2005, 07:59 PM
NSFW?
and i'm too lazy to google anything, that is why i asked the question here.
The Germanator
03-10-2005, 08:02 PM
NSFW?
and i'm too lazy to google anything, that is why i asked the question here.
NSFW = Not Safe For Work...
As in something you wouldn't want your boss to see you looking at on the computer...
Happydude
03-10-2005, 08:09 PM
NSFW = Not Safe For Work...
As in something you wouldn't want your boss to see you looking at on the computer...
ahh, i c...good thing nobody at work cares :p...that and the boss never comes around my computer at work :)
Dark Samurai
03-10-2005, 08:52 PM
Why are we talking and reading about semen, and how you could modify its taste?
Because that's partially what the thread is about scuby.
Happydude
03-10-2005, 09:07 PM
Because that's partially what the thread is about scuby.
not partially anymore :p
KillerGremlin
03-10-2005, 09:38 PM
I heard strawberries work. God, I'm happy to be a straight male.
Anyway, I don't think I'll ever look at brownies the same way either. Haha.
Blackmane
03-10-2005, 09:55 PM
I've never had frosted brownies, and I don't think I ever will. Even if I see them being made and I know it isn't semen,
I will still look and the brownie and be like, "Damn, that looks an awful lot like dried semen."
DimHalo
03-11-2005, 10:55 AM
I've never been partial to frosted brownies either...
Brownies with lots of sugar, those are great!
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