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Neo
03-09-2005, 11:38 AM
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_822069.html?menu=news.latestheadlines

Read it and weep...
MuGen
03-09-2005, 11:45 AM
:WHOA:
Dark Samurai
03-09-2005, 11:49 AM
Someone kill him, just to end his misery...
dropCGCF
03-09-2005, 11:56 AM
Someone kill him, just to end his misery...


How would you be able to live like that?
GameMaster
03-09-2005, 01:00 PM
Gosh that must hurt... :(

He shouldn't be drinking wacky tea though. Kids these days can't go a second without being entertained. If they find themselves bored for even a second, they go and do something insane. This could have been easily prevented by Ritalin.
Dark Samurai
03-09-2005, 01:20 PM
This could have been easily prevented by Ritalin.

He shouldve taken some Rital-out. (lol, gotta love South Park)
Jonbo298
03-09-2005, 01:22 PM
Holy..jeebus.....
The Germanator
03-09-2005, 01:31 PM
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=3&art_id=qw1110260343473B235

Here's also a reason not to drink 50 shots of tequila in one night, even if it earns you roughly $361...

Christ, 50 shots? If I do 5 or 6 in an hour I'm pretty much good for the night.
Crash
03-09-2005, 01:37 PM
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=3&art_id=qw1110260343473B235

Here's also a reason not to drink 50 shots of tequila in one night, even if it earns you roughly $361...

Christ, 50 shots? If I do 5 or 6 in an hour I'm pretty much good for the night.


dummy... 50 shots, even on my 21st, I only drank like 12... was sick for days

you drink 50, your asking for your brain to shut off

and the guy that cut off his stuff...

I saw pictures of someone who cut off his wang with a scalpal because he ws high... most disgusting thing I have ever seen, and I wont post em here... people in this world are re-****ing-tarded
Dyne
03-09-2005, 01:38 PM
Good, now they're out of the gene pool. I didn't want them in there, anyways!
Crash
03-09-2005, 03:03 PM
Good, now they're out of the gene pool. I didn't want them in there, anyways!

LOL yup, 1 down, 180 million to go.....

http://www.sunji.com.tw/scissors/20020523/sc80a.jpg
Happydude
03-09-2005, 03:49 PM
...poor kid...i'd like to try a small dose of that tea though :p...with supervision of course :)


and for the drinking dude...RETARD!...and i'm also glad he's out of the gene pool :p
Teuthida
03-09-2005, 04:30 PM
*speechless without speech*
MuGen
03-09-2005, 05:03 PM
*speech without speechless*
Happydude
03-09-2005, 05:59 PM
*speech without speechless*
:stupid:




:p
ulala06
03-09-2005, 06:25 PM
LOL yup, 1 down, 180 million to go.....

http://www.sunji.com.tw/scissors/20020523/sc80a.jpg


those are pruners... not gardening shears...

http://www.screwfix.com/sfd/i/cat/76/7604_l.jpg

you use both hands on gardening shears.
Acebot44
03-09-2005, 06:39 PM
I think I read about this, or a story very similar to it a while ago. Sucks for him.
Happydude
03-09-2005, 06:49 PM
maybe you're thinking of a woman cutting her husband's member off in a fit of rage?
Dyne
03-09-2005, 07:29 PM
Oh, let's see. There was the crazy woman who bit of her lover's testicle.

And then there's the guy who lost his manhood bits when trying to cut a noisy chicken's head off.

Yes, it is prevalent.
Acebot44
03-09-2005, 07:31 PM
maybe you're thinking of a woman cutting her husband's member off in a fit of rage?

Nope, it is either this story or one very much like it.
GameMaster
03-09-2005, 11:23 PM
If someone hacked off your gonzo, would you:

A: Scream
B: Cry
C: Other
Acebot44
03-09-2005, 11:28 PM
A.

I could get it reattached sooner or later.
Su-Yin
03-10-2005, 12:47 AM
a guy from the college i was at a year ago jumped out of his balcony from a hostel and died on the carspace pavement. He was a neighbour of one of my girlfriends and they told me how he and his friends were high on weed ...he was telling them how he said he could fly......all of them were stoned and he just ran out and jumped...*splat* eww...:(
i used to park my car there when i visited...but now that parking area is empty...i think its just tragic ....my friend moved out cause she tinks the place might be haunted now
Typhoid
03-10-2005, 12:58 AM
a guy from the college i was at a year ago jumped out of his balcony from a hostel and died on the carspace pavement. He was a neighbour of one of my girlfriends and they told me how he and his friends were high on weed ...he was telling them how he said he could fly......all of them were stoned and he just ran out and jumped...*splat* eww...:(
i used to park my car there when i visited...but now that parking area is empty...i think its just tragic ....my friend moved out cause she tinks the place might be haunted now



Are you sure it was weed....


I havent experienced anything that makes you want to run, or be active, while your high, especially to the extent of flying. :confused:
GameMaster
03-10-2005, 01:01 AM
This was found on an idle computer at school, someone just left it there:

http://home.comcast.net/~synthoid/ouch.gif
The Germanator
03-10-2005, 01:04 AM
This was found on an idle computer at school, someone just left it there:

http://home.comcast.net/~synthoid/ouch.gif

:(
Seth
03-10-2005, 01:08 AM
a guy from the college i was at a year ago jumped out of his balcony from a hostel and died on the carspace pavement. He was a neighbour of one of my girlfriends and they told me how he and his friends were high on weed ...he was telling them how he said he could fly......all of them were stoned and he just ran out and jumped...*splat* eww...:(
i used to park my car there when i visited...but now that parking area is empty...i think its just tragic ....my friend moved out cause she tinks the place might be haunted now

It couldn't have been weed. I say this with 99.9% conviction.
Solid Snake
03-10-2005, 01:18 AM
Drugs are the root of all evil!!!.... "Illegal drugs."





:devil:
Yan
03-10-2005, 03:42 AM
/me doesn't even want to think about it :(
Bube
03-10-2005, 05:46 AM
The fact that his mother saw him is even worse. Just imagine seeing your own son like that.

Oh, let's see. There was the crazy woman who bit of her lover's testicle.

And then there's the guy who lost his manhood bits when trying to cut a noisy chicken's head off.

Yes, it is prevalent.

And there's The Octopus :D.
Teuthida
03-10-2005, 01:11 PM
^ Haha. Yes, the Octopus.
Happydude
03-10-2005, 04:39 PM
Octopus? :hmm:
Teuthida
03-10-2005, 04:41 PM
The Octopus (http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher15.html)
MuGen
03-10-2005, 04:55 PM
Remind me never to let a girl EXPERIMENT with new techniques on me, unless it doesn't involve teeth.... lol
Blackmane
03-10-2005, 05:06 PM
Haha, the Octopus. I almost forgot.

It is still not as bad as shears.
GameMaster
03-10-2005, 05:33 PM
After reading, I still don't know how the Octopus is performed.
Dyne
03-10-2005, 06:05 PM
After reading, I still don't know how the Octopus is performed.

Ok. Well, I'll need a female volunteer.

Anyone? Anyone?

Bueller? Bueller?

Bueller?

:stud:
Su-Yin
03-10-2005, 07:40 PM
It couldn't have been weed. I say this with 99.9% conviction.
really got no idea...mayb they were taking more than just weed....but the cops foudn weed at thier place...it came out on the papers..that they were on weed
Happydude
03-10-2005, 07:41 PM
The Octopus (http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher15.html)
k...yeah...i thought you were refering to that, just wanted to be sure :)