Worst Commercials [Archive]

Joeiss

03-13-2002, 09:06 PM

I was just wondering what commercials you absolutely hate. I just saw that Pop Tarts commercial. Damn I hate it. It takes place in this parking lot, and there are some nice looking cars. Then, there is a pop tart and everbody is standing around it. The pop tart is moving back and forth making skidding sounds. And a guy yells out "DAMN!!!!". Or at least that is what I think he says. Anyways, it is a really, really stupid commercial.

Perfect Stu

03-13-2002, 09:35 PM

In Comic Book Store Guy's Voice:

Worst. Thread. Ever.

:sneaky:

Joeiss

03-13-2002, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by Perfect Stu
In Comic Book Store Guy's Voice:

Worst. Thread. Ever.

:sneaky:

Wow. Thanks for replying with a great post to add to the topic. :rolleyes:

Gamer

03-13-2002, 10:07 PM

hmm, the onlt commercial that really hate is the IBM commercials, where they have the song thats like " Do you really want a clone"? and then some *** pops up and is like " NOO WAY!" i hate that frikkin commercial.

I like the Viagra commercial with the " Good Morning" song and i like the commercial for Molson Canadian where the guy is in a store and there is a hot chick looking at him, he looks down at this little moose thing and its head is bobbing, saying yes. He goes up to her and she is liike "HI" in some wierdo voice and her teeth are all sic, its so helarious, then the guy runs out of the store, OMG i love that commercial.

GameMaster

03-13-2002, 10:23 PM

I hate the Cookie Crisp commercial where this radio host is doing a feature on Cookie Crisp and having people call in to make a comment about the cereal. So the two most absolutley ( adult language ) kids call in and say Cookie Crisp in a howling way like the dog does it. One is this dumb little boy who looks likes a female. The other is a girl that looks like boy. Arghhh! I just want to kill those kids!!! :mad:

Jin

03-14-2002, 10:48 PM

I'm not sure if it was for furniture, or something else, but this one commercial that's running here for a local store has this horribly done computer animation dancing in the corner while they show off their store. The combination of the computer animation thing, the horrible music, and the people dancing while they shop makes it the worst commercial I've ever seen. Once I see it again I'll tell you what store it is.

Xantar

03-14-2002, 11:49 PM

I've seen plenty of bad commercials around here because lots of small stores advertise on Montgomery cable (fortunately, I got away from all that when I went to Swarthmore. Unfortunately, I'm home for spring break).

But there are too many of those commercials for me to talk about here. I'll just talk about the ones that I currently hate.

1. The Pepsi one with Britney Spears trying to sing a musical number in the style of the 40s (at least I think it's the 40s. Why else would it be in black and white?)

2. "Dude, you're need a Dell." I hate that guy.

3. The vast majority of car commercials and especially the Mitsubishi one with a girl doing some kind of trance dancing in the passenger seat while the other passengers pretend that she's cool.

Drunk Hobbit

03-15-2002, 06:28 AM

The one for Blimpie with that extremely annoying girl trying to fake a brooklyn accent. "Subway small. Blimpie bigga. Cheese with names. If ya really hungry (smacks stomach) go to Blimpie. Anything else...is a biiiiiiiig misssssstake!"

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. :mad:

Revival

03-15-2002, 10:09 AM

1) Dell commercials
2) Cookie crisp commercials
3) Pop tart commercials

Ginkasa

03-15-2002, 12:25 PM

I hate car dealer commercials. There are way too many fo those. And car commercials....

I also hate this Yaffa commercial. "Go Yaffa!"

Ugh....

Revival

03-15-2002, 02:42 PM

Now I'm glad that I watch more movies than TV and spend more time on the computer than I do watching movies :D

BigJustinW

03-15-2002, 02:47 PM

Come on Guys.. how can you forget about the worst commercials ever???

MS. CLEO

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Revival

03-15-2002, 03:10 PM

Everyone hates Miss Cleo! :D

http://shooterad.netfirms.com/cleo.gif

Drunk Hobbit

03-15-2002, 04:03 PM

*gasp* How could anyone hate Miss Cleo?

GameMaster

03-15-2002, 04:43 PM

Have you guys seen the Eastwood Insurance commercial? It has thee worst computer special effects ever. It's the one with the cowboy. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Revival

03-15-2002, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by Gamemaster2002
Have you guys seen the Eastwood Insurance commercial? It has thee worst computer special effects ever. It's the one with the cowboy. :mad: :mad: :mad:
Never heard of the company.

Jason1

03-15-2002, 05:00 PM

I hate any subway comercial...

If I ever see that *** Jared out on the street, I swear I would kill him. Nad they just blew the whole Idea way out of proportion. Like they have that gay thing where that chick lost weight, and she sings...and that fireman...

''his name is henry, clay henry, hes a subway man and a jared fan from subway, he got real big on burgers and fries, now hes down to a smaller size, bla bla bla...''

but it was funny on south park the other day, It had Jared in it, god I love how they make fun of him...

Revival

03-15-2002, 05:02 PM

The South Park with Jared and his aides was funny as hell :lol:

GameMaster

03-15-2002, 05:04 PM

Originally posted by Jason1
I hate any subway comercial...

If I ever see that *** Jared out on the street, I swear I would kill him. Nad they just blew the whole Idea way out of proportion.

I get Jason! That was a good one! LOL! :lol: Get it? Way out of proportion! :lol:

Ginkasa

03-15-2002, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by Jason1
''his name is henry, clay henry, hes a subway man and a jared fan from subway, he got real big on burgers and fries, now hes down to a smaller size, bla bla bla...''

If you hate the commercial how come you memorized the lyrics to the song? :hmm:

Revival

03-15-2002, 05:35 PM

Originally posted by Link1130
If you hate the commercial how come you memorized the lyrics to the song? :hmm:
They play it enough freaking times..

Joeiss

03-15-2002, 05:58 PM

They do not play it enough times, they play it too many times. Thank God I haven't seen those commercials in about a week or two.

Revival

03-15-2002, 06:37 PM

Yeah, when I was up watching TV while I was eating supper, I saw a f**kin' Subway commercial -- damn Jared..

Jason1

03-15-2002, 08:13 PM

I really do hate Jared with a passion...

BlueFire

03-15-2002, 09:23 PM

Originally posted by Danchastu
*gasp* How could anyone hate Miss Cleo? I KNOW! She knows everything through the magic of her cards! :eek:

"Call me now for yer free reading for 99 cents!"

GameMaster

03-15-2002, 10:04 PM

Originally posted by BLueFire
"Call me now for yer free reading for 99 cents!"

Hey! That isn't free! :mad:

;)

Mushlafa

03-15-2002, 10:29 PM

Most hated comercials in order in which i hate them. The top one being the worst.

1. 10-10-220 comercial or somethin like that where someguy always has a dollar and offers it to someone and the guy refuses cause its only a buck then the guy with the dollar says that you can talk on the phone for 20 minutes with only a dollar and blah blah blah you know which one im talkin bout right?

2. Dude your gettin a dell. The dell comercials.

3. clay henry one

4. miss cleo

Joeiss

03-15-2002, 11:31 PM

Yo, the worst commmercial is about canabis. When there is that karate guy, and he goes "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", and he tries to break the block in half, but hits it on the side, and the block hits his head. Then it goes :

"Canabis, high for a night, slow for a month"

It sucs cuz its true, guy.