Your favorite illness now in plushie form

[Dylflon]

Alright. I've seen some screwy things in my life. But this damn near takes the cake.

A new toy series called Giant Microbes (www.giantmicrobes.com) has been released. What they are are toy representations of illnesses ans diseases.

Who knew things that can kill you can make you miserable could be so darn cute.



Health

The Flu
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/orthomyoxvirus.jpg

The Common Cold
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/rhinovirus.jpg

Stomach Ache
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/shigella.jpg

Sore Throat
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/streptococcus.jpg

Ear Ache
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/earachedoll.jpg

Cough
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/coughdoll.jpg



Maladies

Bad Breath
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/porphorymonas.jpg

Kissing Disease
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/epsteinbarr.jpg

Athlete's Foot
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/trichophyton.jpg

Ulcer
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/helicobacter.jpg



Exotics

Martian Life (apparently bacteria was found on Mars)
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/martianlife.jpg

Beer and Bread (yeast)
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/beerandbread.jpg



Calamities

Black Death
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/blackdeath.jpg

Ebola
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/ebola.jpg

Flesh Eating
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/flesheatingdoll.jpg

Sleeping Sickness
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/sleepingsicknessdoll.jpg



Critters

Dust Mite
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/dermatophagoides.jpg

Bed Bug
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/bedbugbig.jpg

Bookworm
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/anobium.jpg



STDs

HIV
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/hivdoll.jpg

Hepatitis
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/hepatitisdoll2.jpg

[Jonbo298]

What better way to show your loved one you care about her illness then a plushy :p

[Typhoid]

Great, now I'll seem insane when I murmer "I want Hepatitis and Kissing Disease!:

[GameMaster]

I think they look kind of creepy.

They should have just plain, black eyes.

[Blackmane]

They look very happy to be an illness.

[Vampyr]

Great, now I'll seem insane when I murmer "I want Hepatitis and Kissing Disease!:

And you didn't sound insane before?

[KillerGremlin]

Where the hell are herpies, pubic lice and Super AIDS! WHERE!

[Ginkasa]

Heh. Flesh eating has a fork and a knife... Heh...


/me shrugs and walks away

[Dylflon]

Does anyone else appreciate the fact that the flesh eating virus has a knife and fork on it?


EDIT: Whoa, Gink. We posted that at pretty much the exact same time.
/me cues eery music.

[Acebot44]

I wish I had the Bladk Death..

[Typhoid]

Wheres Typhoid? :confused: :(

[Canyarion]

Ok post your deseases:
I've had this:
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/orthomyoxvirus.jpg
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/rhinovirus.jpg
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/shigella.jpg
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/streptococcus.jpg
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/coughdoll.jpg
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/epsteinbarr.jpg


Desease that I sometimes I feel I have: http://www.giantmicrobes.com/images/doll/sleepingsicknessdoll.jpg

:p (I've probably had a few more though)

[The Germanator]

I'm holding out for the gonorrhea and syphilis plush toys. Those are the hip STDs that all the kids want these days.

[Happydude]

I'm holding out for the gonorrhea and syphilis plush toys. Those are the hip STDs that all the kids want these days.
:lol:

[Acebot44]

Ok post your deseases:


I would, but they dont have herpes.