Killed any kittens lately?

[Xantar]

http://ped.deadartists.com/kittens.jpg

I'll post some altered pictures later. I just find this exceedingly...odd.

[DeathsHand]

Oh I kill plenty of kittens each day................ *cough* :unsure:

And BTW, what the hell are those weird brown things behind the cat? :confused: Are they gods minions or something?

Awww kittens are so cwute :D :sneaky:

[Ginkasa]

I try to get at least 1 day before noon. Two if I can manange it.

[Joeiss]

I try to kill as many kittens as I can. *Reads the bottom of the picture* Oh, wait, I do not kill kittens that way.

Oh, and DH. I think that those monster things are ice cream sandwiches... with arms. :unsure:

[Jason1]

I dont like cats, and now that I know an easy way to kill them, well....


*runs away*

[Revival]

I kill about 4 before lunch and about 6 after. :D

[Ginkasa]

Oh well, then I kill tons more than two if its like that...


:hmm:

[Kitana85]

Um, yeah, killing cats THAT way is not a problem for me...yeah...umm...that's because I'm a girl... anyhow, I can still kill cats quite well on my own.

[Gamer]

*comes out of bathroom...* *reads thread* OMG , i just killed a kitten! :eek: :hump: :eyes:

[Joeiss]

Originally posted by gamer
*comes out of bathroom...* *reads thread* OMG , i just killed a kitten! :eek: :hump: :eyes:

Umm... That smilie is wrong. You did not "hump" with another person. Because if you did, a kitten would not have been killed.

Yeah.



:D

[BigJustinW]

Originally posted by Kitana85
Um, yeah, killing cats THAT way is not a problem for me...yeah...umm...that's because I'm a girl... anyhow, I can still kill cats quite well on my own.

:sneaky:

Am I the only person confused by this post?

:sneaky:

As far as the topic is concerned, I have no comment :D

[Jason1]

Originally posted by Kitana85
Um, yeah, killing cats THAT way is not a problem for me...yeah...umm...that's because I'm a girl... anyhow, I can still kill cats quite well on my own.

Hey now, girls can and do mastuerbate, just like guys, only in a different way...yea...

[Revival]

Heh, someone get Nate in here. Nate and I talk about masturbation sometimes on AIM -- that most humans, in this case, kill kittens.

[Perfect Stu]

I kill kittens sometimes...two at a time, usually....three in a row usually gives me a headache due to blood loss in the head or lower stomach pains :unsure:

:D

[Joeiss]

Originally posted by Perfect Stu
....three in a row usually gives me a headache due to blood loss in the head...

:D

I don't think that's blood you loose from your head...

:unsure:



:p

[Gamer]

Originally posted by Joeiss


I don't think that's blood you loose from your head...

:unsure:



:p

...lol, sic.

[Revival]

Originally posted by Joeiss
I don't think that's blood you loose from your head...
Nasty thought... :Puke:

[Xantar]

Have you pleased any kittens lately?

Click here to see what I mean (http://ultimate-guitar.com/forum/attachment.php?postid=31754).

[Revival]

Originally posted by Xantar
Have you pleased any kittens lately?

Click here to see what I mean (http://ultimate-guitar.com/forum/attachment.php?postid=31754).
LMAO! No, I haven't pleased any kittens, but I'll work on it.

[Ginkasa]

What do you mean "God will masturbate a kitten"? Will he actually.... you know... for the kitten? Or will he be thinking of that kitten when he masturbates? Or both? Or when you kill something does a kitten just masturbate right then and there because of God?




I'm confused :(

[Revival]

Originally posted by Link1130
I'm confused :(
Now I am too.. :confused:

[Joeiss]

Wow... This conversation has just gotten sicker. But, I guess this is what the Black Forum is for! :unsure:

Umm... I haven't pleased a kitten. And I hope that it means that God jerks off a kitten... oh wait, no. I hope it means that God jerks off to the thought of kittens... oh wait... THIS IS JUST WRONG!!!

[Xantar]

You guys are just sickos....why'd you have to give me the image of God jerking off?

Now all the Christians in this forum are going to have nightmares.

[Joeiss]

Originally posted by Xantar
You guys are just sickos....why'd you have to give me the image of God jerking off?

Now all the Christians in this forum are going to have nightmares.

I am a Christian. And I doubt I will be going to get a nightmare about this. But then again. I haven't slept yet! :eek:

[Gamer]

WTF, sic...yet helarious, LOL, omg i laughed my head off, "every time you kill, god masturbates a kitten" lol, thats the sickest thing i ever heard, yet one of the funniest.

[Ric]

Originally posted by Kitana85
anyhow, I can still kill cats quite well on my own.

Stop it, the bobom is getting excited, lol.

Uum, well, no I dont kill kittens, but I can get girls does for me :stud:

Xantar I am ashamed at you for stooping to the level of posting such a thread, this is'nt your usuall style. Actually hang on, *grabbs neak* 'Who are you and what have you done with Xantar'.

[BreakABone]

Originally posted by Ric


Stop it, the bobom is getting excited, lol.

Uum, well, no I dont kill kittens, but I can get girls does for me :stud:

Xantar I am ashamed at you for stooping to the level of posting such a thread, this is'nt your usuall style. Actually hang on, *grabbs neak* 'Who are you and what have you done with Xantar'.

Well Xanny is taking a lot of risks now that he isn't a mod..or maybe it's just me

Anyhow.. I don't harming those little kittens..but killing is a totally different area

[Cyrax9]

Originally posted by Kitana85
Um, yeah, killing cats THAT way is not a problem for me...yeah...umm...that's because I'm a girl... anyhow, I can still kill cats quite well on my own. 0


Uh, Kitana, keep this away from my father, or he might need a perscription for viagra, you know how he feels about cats, just remeber what he usaed to do with a few stones...

;) ;)