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Yan
02-16-2005, 12:30 AM
...because I love ketchup and thinking about this makes me want to :Puke:

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12252555-13762,00.html
Dyne
02-16-2005, 12:32 AM
I'M SORRY YAN THIS IS DISGUSTINGLY AND UNDENIABLY TRUE.

Think about it, though. The Ketchup spout wouldn't allow it to come out, so you're safe.
Yan
02-16-2005, 12:38 AM
I'M SORRY YAN THIS IS DISGUSTINGLY AND UNDENIABLY TRUE.

Think about it, though. The Ketchup spout wouldn't allow it to come out, so you're safe.

/me makes a mental note to ONLY buy tomato sauce with packaging that comes with those nifty, spill free caps thingy.
Typhoid
02-16-2005, 12:46 AM
Best quotes ever:



Burn. Hahahaha.

"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she told AFP.


Police have taken the object for analysis.

I would hate to be these cops...and how would you analyze it? Whats to analyze?
Jonbo298
02-16-2005, 01:06 AM
Police have taken the object for analysis.

Its one of them things where you draw a name out of a hat and that person is stuck analyzing the clue :p
GameMaster
02-16-2005, 01:06 AM
...because I love ketchup and thinking about this makes me want to :Puke:

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12252555-13762,00.html

It is true.

For years, ketchup has always been directed toward a young audience. Packaging small prizes like stickers, tatoos, and minature yo-yos. Recent declines in ketchup sales has prompted marketers to reach out to older audiences in hopes of regaining their lost demand. To capivate older consumers, marketers decided to use the same tactic that was used to grab the attention of kids: include a prize.

While this particular prize may be a little racy, ketchup sales have risen 56% since this new prize was introduced nearly two weeks ago. Market analysts also like to note that the average buyer was female and ranged in between 20-36 years of age.
Jonbo298
02-16-2005, 01:07 AM
Yea...thats right GM! Perfect :p
Yan
02-16-2005, 01:16 AM
Its one of them things where you draw a name out of a hat and that person is stuck analyzing the clue :p


...or who picks the shortest toothpick out of the bunch.
The Germanator
02-16-2005, 01:21 AM
This must be the controversial "58th variety" that Heinz has been waiting to unveil...
Acebot44
02-16-2005, 01:22 AM
I don't see the problem :confused:

Why is she complaining when the Ketchup came with a weiner for free?
Fox 6
02-16-2005, 01:27 AM
What about the who it came from? How the hell did it get in there? and why didn't he tell anyone abouty it so they could look for it? :confused:

OMG thats gross!!!
Yan
02-16-2005, 01:43 AM
It is true.

For years, ketchup has always been directed toward a young audience. Packaging small prizes like stickers, tatoos, and minature yo-yos. Recent declines in ketchup sales has prompted marketers to reach out to older audiences in hopes of regaining their lost demand. To capivate older consumers, marketers decided to use the same tactic that was used to grab the attention of kids: include a prize.

While this particular prize may be a little racy, ketchup sales have risen 56% since this new prize was introduced nearly two weeks ago. Market analysts also like to note that the average buyer was female and ranged in between 20-36 years of age.


That made some sense... Then again, if they are going all to gain more sales, why choose a medium sized penis? Everyone knows that a larger one will get more attention.

Ketchup, your new cereal! (with reference to the gift with purchase comment)












I can't believe I just said that... :rofl: BTW GM, great post. +rep.
Hero2
02-16-2005, 05:14 AM
Im sure they use the meduim penises because they get the left overs from the porn industry.
Canyarion
02-18-2005, 04:31 AM
Yeah what about the guy that misses a penis.... He must be dead when you think of it. :unsure:
Happydude
02-18-2005, 07:47 AM
either that, or he just had it surgically removed because he had a sex change...or something :p
KillerGremlin
02-18-2005, 03:03 PM
It happened with Snapple a while ago. A man or woman, can't remember, in Canada found a penis at the bottom of her Snapple.

Thank god we here in America have the FDA. F*cking Canadian factory workers walking around naked. :P
MuGen
02-18-2005, 03:29 PM
i'm not saying anything about canadians but ...

it's true.... it IS a good thing the FDA is here... unless the FDA approves it only when they've snuck some disgusting goodies inside.
Yugi Starwind
02-21-2005, 01:53 PM
What about the who it came from? How the hell did it get in there? and why didn't he tell anyone abouty it so they could look for it? :confused:

OMG thats gross!!!
If that hapened to me, i'd never eat ketchup again. I'd also hate to be the guy that lost his assets to that.
Bube
02-21-2005, 02:37 PM
It happened with Snapple a while ago. A man or woman, can't remember, in Canada found a penis at the bottom of her Snapple.

Thank god we here in America have the FDA. F*cking Canadian factory workers walking around naked. :P
What's with penises in food these days? Why would someone put it in there? I mean, getting a sex change is one thing, but putting it in a package is another.

BTW, I have a slide show of a real sex change operation. I could send it to whoever wants it. It is [b]not[/i] something to be looked at just out of curiosity. Be warned.

And when will we see a penis being sold as a hot dog?