I'm Crash's other half! :-)

[Crashette]

Hey boys, it is finally nice to meet you, Crash talks about you guys all the time. Well since you all know so much about Crash i'll tell you a little about myself. Well first off I spend my free time bossing Crash around and when i'm not telling him what to do i'm kicking his, along with solid snake's, butt in Halo2. I only know a little about video games, enough to get around. I'm just a regular young girl working and going to college to become a politician. I am 5 years younger than Crash so you are more then welcome to make fun of him for that. But he has been hearing it ever since we have been together (for the last 3 years). Other wise it was nice to finally get a name on this website and I guess i'll be finally getting to know some of my boyfriends friends. Last I can't spell for my life so be nice!

[Typhoid]

*Makes fun of Crash*





Welcome to the boards, Where you don't necessarily need pants to get service.

[Yan]

Hello :)

We girls need to stick together... not many of us here, I think... heh.

I'm a noob here too and I know almost nothing about video games. That's why you only see me around the General Talk forum as that's the only place I have a slight idea what I am talking about...lol

Have fun!

[dropCGCF]

*Makes fun of Crash*





Welcome to the boards, Where you don't necessarily need pants to get service.


Or pantaloons.

[Acebot44]

I want to be serviced :(

[Crash]

/me brings people to the forums, and this is how I'm treated

[GameMaster]

Welcome aboard the GameTavern Train, Crashette. I'm one of Crash's first friends here. We're currently in a business/client relationship as I'm hiring him to do some art work for me. Since you're five years younger than Crash, that makes you about 18-19. Since I'm closer in age to you than Crash is, I think you'll discover that we have more in common and can more easily relate to one another. My job is to ensure you have a positive experience here so let's arrange to have a personal chat on AIM and MSN so I can get a better idea of how to make you feel good here. See you around!

[Crash]

about that GM, have you found any pictures??? I'm starting a mace windu right now...

[Crashette]

OK GM I'm a little like my man where I am always on AIM but not always there. Just write me and when i get a chance I will write back the best time is durning the week day either in the morn or afternoon.

[Jonbo298]

Welcome to the boards!

[Bube]

Welcome aboard! This place is pretty fun, just enjoy yourself!

[Ace195]

So wait, err.. your crash's other half, so he was like only half a person.. :errr: I'm sorry crash. J/k, welcome to the boards, good job crash finding a girl that will actually do something you enjoy, I wish I could get mine to do something I enjoy :(... Welcome crashette

[Fox 6]

Welcome! Enjoy your stay here at GT :D

[BreakABone]

So how did you get the name Crashette?

For some reason it just reminds me of Toadette...

Anyhow, I'm world-famous.. probably seen me in a few movies if you stay up late ;)

Enjoy your stay. maybe there should be like a first Girlfriend's Club.. w/ Jeepnut's Slave... Happydudette and now Crashette

[Crashette]

Well I have the name tkdbabe04 also and then crash found out that I have a name on GT and told me that I should chnge it to crashette I guess he just wanted to look cool know (dating) a girl that plays Halo and can kick some butt!! It was all his idea! If you were to give me a name what would it be?

[Blackmane]

Hello and welcome to our humble abode! Make yourself at home!

[Dylflon]

Hey.

Watch out for these guys. They're nothing but trouble. I work here so if they give you any trouble, tell me and I'll bust their lips. (I've been looking for a good excuse)

Anyhow, have fun and wear protection.

[DimHalo]

Hey! Nice to see some more females around that know about video games. I hope you enjoy your stay, and as stated before, be careful. It sure seems like GM is trying to move in on you.

[CamFu]

Kick butt on Halo2!? Ha, if I ever meet you on Halo2, I will show you who the MAN is. Wait, aren't you the one that has already beaten me? I'm such a sad little man.

Welcome to the boards. I'm sure that these guys will chase you away in time. And Crash has talked about you enough too. Isn't that sweet... Crash has feelings.

Oh, Crash, you going to be home tonight? I'm going to give you a call if you are.

[Vampyr]

I love these introduction threads. Free posts because it's polite to say hi.

Er...I mean....Hi.

:)

+rep

[Crashette]

Crash is going to be home tonight, you are more than welcome to call him anytime, he only has a cell phone and takes it everywhere so you can call him anytime you want.

[CamFu]

Crash is going to be home tonight, you are more than welcome to call him anytime, he only has a cell phone and takes it everywhere so you can call him anytime you want.

Does he take it willingly? Or do you make him take it? Hmmm! My wife finds it a little more fun to make me wear a shock collar. I don't have to answer the cell phone.

[Crashette]

\ Well first off I spend my free time bossing Crash around and when i'm not telling him what to do

I make him! ;) and if her does not answer it then................well he knows :devil:

[Crashette]

No, i'm not really that mean, if anyone is the boss it is Crash but we have a pretty even relationship, I'm so lucky!!! :D

[DimHalo]

Just a note: Double posting is strongly discouraged.

[Crashette]

Sorry, I guess I can never get my thought straight, promise it will never happen again, just ignore the other times I did it also! Sorry! :-)

[Jonbo298]

Edit is your friend, use it wisely :p

[Dyne]

Welcome Crashette!

You used to be tkdbabe04? For some reason, that seems really familiar.

[Solid Snake]

What's up Crashette, Crash didn't tell me you were joining. We are the two REAL newbies now. As for beating me in Halo 2 that never happens....... OK maybe sometimes. Not bad for a girl.

[jeepnut]

For some reason it just reminds me of Toadette...


Or Smurfette.

P.S. Welcome!

[GameMaster]

Crashette, is there anything I can do for you today?

[Bube]

Hey, I just remembered, we had a picture of Crashette around here somewhere, right? Let me look around a bit...

........

Found it. The 9th post. (http://www.gametavern.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10463&page=2&pp=15)

Once again, welcome to GT.

[Su-Yin]

welcome crashette :) ...im Happydude's... ette

i play a few computer games and cant wait to get my hands on halo 2...unfortunately im short of cash right now...so im surviving on free mmorpgs and counter strike source
anyway....really nice to c another girl joining us

[Crashette]

I am sooooooo mad at Crash for putting that picture up, that looks nothing like me, I'll get a better one up. That one was taken late at night when I had my hair up in a mess no make-up and was grumpy. I promise i'll get you another!


GM you can go to work for me if you would like, but besides that no thanks i'm good! ;)

Here is my real picture, this was my senior picture!

[KillerGremlin]

KillerGremlinette......

Sounds uber lame.

Oh well. Who decided that females have to be "ettes?"

Welcome to the boards, by the way.

[DimHalo]

Oh well. Who decided that females have to be "ettes?"



I'm gonna go with Hannah Barbara.

[ulala06]

KillerGremlinette......

Sounds uber lame.

Oh well. Who decided that females have to be "ettes?"

Welcome to the boards, by the way.



hey! i am un-etted.


welcome to gt crashette... gamemaster is nothing but a tease, don't let him seduce you :D.

[The Germanator]

gamemaster is nothing but a tease, don't let him seduce you :D.

Not true. GM and I went all the way and back.

[GameMaster]

Not true. GM and I went all the way and back.

You have not felt true pleasure until Germanator has administered to you the 'Officer Carl' position.

[Su-Yin]

KillerGremlinette......

Sounds uber lame.

Oh well. Who decided that females have to be "ettes?"

Welcome to the boards, by the way.


i think i was the first female ette on the boards...:hmm:
cuz happydude---therefore---> happydudette....
i could have stuck wiht happydudes slave...but meh...too long..:p

[Canyarion]

/me tries to make fun of Crash*
/me realises his girlfriend is 3.5 years older than he is*

Anyway, welcome. :)

[Bube]

/me tries to make fun of Crash*
/me realises his girlfriend is 3.5 years older than he is*

Anyway, welcome. :)
And I thought my gf was old (she was a year older than me)!

Age doesn't matter though, does it? Hearts being together is what's important...

Edit: Look what the "/me" command did. lol!

[Crash]

/me thinks you guys are all funny....

Crashette is so excited you all replied to her topic lol

[KillerGremlin]

Ummmm......I for one think age matters to some extent. I don't think a highschooler should be dating a 6th grader.......but, once you get past 18, the age gap becomes less of an issue.

It's still f*cked up when you see 19 year olds dating 30 year olds.

[MuGen]

Welcome crash-ette.... even though many have the title Bard, I'm the official one, unless others start posting their poetry like I do.

Welcome to GT and I'm sure everyone will treat you well. You're a hard specimen to find... .

specimen you ask? The type that likes video games, and that will actually play with you. All my past GF's were very well into themselves for the most part.

To welcome you to the forum, I will write you a new poem:

"You fill Crash's heart with a steady beat.
The blooming of your love for him, grows elite.
Crash fills your heart with ease, it makes you cry.
the immense emotions soon amplify.
Lust and desire become one
Your love for each other shall never be done.
He stares into your eyes, and sees tranquility.
...it's time for you to win in Halo... with INVINCIBILITY!"

Mwahaha! WELCOME!

[DimHalo]

Welcome crash-ette.... even though many have the title Bard, I'm the official one, unless others start posting their poetry like I do.




I posted a few of mine a while ago. And if memory serves, a few others did too. So your point is null.

[MuGen]

lol sorry then. we can all be bard's then eh?

[Crash]

heh, nice + rep

[Happydude]

sorry i'm kinda late with the reply, i was busy with school and gaming and stuff :p


anyway, welcome crashette...and beware of GM....

[Ric]

Better late then never. Hey, welcome to Gt. Here
DRINK :beerchug:
Toke :smoke:

Let's party. I am the self appointed official bar tender of GT. We got the bar over there... pool tables... tokers lounge... lapdance rooms... umm ahem... no... no, I am not getting male strippers
*see's female GT members looking at him with an evil look*
*considers how much he values his balls*
'Just this once'
*get's male strippers*
*runs away and hides*

[Crash]

Thank you to everyone for such a wonderful welcome, I'm really glad that there are other girls, whom all seem to really be cool, and now I know who to stay away from ( like GM) , no I'm just kidding, I use GM against crash, I always tell him if you are not careful i'll run off with GM! ;) But I guess all I wanted to say was thanks and I guess i'll see you all around!

O YEA I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS IS CRASH'S ACCOUNT oops, THIS IS REALLY CRASHETTE :D

[Jonbo298]

hmm, since you "accidentally" posted, how about transferring Crash's doubloons to me :D

[GameMaster]

Thank you to everyone for such a wonderful welcome, I'm really glad that there are other girls, whom all seem to really be cool, and now I know who to stay away from ( like GM) , no I'm just kidding, I use GM against crash, I always tell him if you are not careful i'll run off with GM! ;) But I guess all I wanted to say was thanks and I guess i'll see you all around!

Crashette, Crash hates when his girlfriends post on his account. The last girlfriend to do that never posted again.

[Canyarion]

Who would wanna run off with GM? :confused:

Just the idea is... :Puke: disturbing.

:lol:

/me hides from GameMaster*

[MuGen]

are we still posting in this thread? lol

[DimHalo]

are we still posting in this thread? lol


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