Happy Hour my A$$

[CamFu]

Ok, somebody isn't happy. Yep, and all fingers point to me. I'm sure all of you will get a kick out of this one, but it took me a day or so to get over this.

I went ahead and picked up a dog a couple weeks ago. A Pitbull. It wasn't a newborn puppy, but about a year old. Just about the sweetest dog you would ever meet in your life.

So I don't have my desktop computer yet, so I'm always busy with my $1700 laptop. From surfing the Internet to playing online (BF1942). The one I got out while I was deployed. Not even a year old yet.

Mini (dogs name) thought I wasn't paying enough attention to her. Thought that I was giving all my love to my laptop. So while I was out, she decided that she would teach me a lesson. She pissed on my computer. Thats right, just squated over it and went to town.

At first, I didn't know what the heck it was. So being the simple man that I am, I knew my daughters usually has their drinks around the house. So I tried to smell it at first, just smelled like an electrical burn. So looking around, trying to be sneaky :sneaky: I picked it up and it was still dripping, so I caught a drip on my pointy finger and tasted it. :WHOA: Didn't taste like piss. So trying to figure out what it was, I laid it on a paper towel to let the rest of my laptop to drain, and looked it when the paper was dry... IT WAS YELLOW! I knew it then. And I was ready for some beatings to start.

The wife stopped me. Told me that Mini was just jealous of the computer. So the beatings never took place. Stupid DOG!

Now the only time that I get to use the internet is when I'm at work. Which isn't too bad, since I work like 6 days a week.

[Dyne]

Gah, silly puppies.

Luckily my dog can't reach my laptop!

But she has ruined a lot of figurines, gone through my garbage, hid stuff under my bed.. yeah, I learned to keep my door closed.

[Jonbo298]

Yikes Cam, thats horrible. But alas, you can't stop a dog from doing it if your not there :(

[Happydude]

ewwwww...you tasted pee!!! :green:


yeah, that sucks though...now you will know to pay more attention to the dog :p

i have 3 cats in my house, all persians, and the worst thing they did to me was piss on my bed while i was away. and thats only because someone left the door to my room open, because i ALWAYS close it.

stupid people and pets.


oh well.

[Canyarion]

Ghehe. :D

I mean I'm sorry. :(

[Joeiss]

That is such a bad story man, I feel for ya. Too bad the dog beating didn't take place.

haha.

[DimHalo]

I don't think i would leave a laptop sitting on the floor or anything other than a desk or high table... especially with animals and children around.

But i'm sorry that happened to you.

[Xantar]

So you work 6 days a week, eh? Do you sit in an office all the time now?

Have you gotten fat again? :D

[GameMaster]

Sorry to hear that CamFu. I hope the laptop can be resurrected from your dog's fateful, yellow discharge.

I'm glad you didn't get to hurt your puppy. :)

Next time fold the laptop down when you leave the room. At least that way you would've had less damage.

[Seth]

So, do you usually sit crosslegged on the floor when using your laptop?


Is it warruanteed?




How's the pitbull's temperment so far?

and don't move to Ontario. (pitbull ban in effect)

[Happydude]

yeah...stupid governemtn, just cause 1 or 2 dogs are out of hand doesn't mean all of them are...oh well.

[Ace195]

lol, cam there is always the next deployment.. I would have still swatted the dog on the nose and said bad dog.. or something

[Stray_Bullet]

Just as you can't stop your dog for peeing while you're out, nobody can stop you from beating it while they're out... :sneaky:

[Crash]

cam, i just called you... you need to buy an answering maching.... sux... punt the dog down the street, kami wont mind...


btw. the green layout kicks some serious butt... neo, bond etc. awesome job.

[Su-Yin]

this is why malaysians hardly ever keep pets in the house

[Blackmane]

Well, you learned your lesson, never give more attention to an object than an animal, or they get angry...

[Fox 6]

Tough luck man. My dog asks to go outside to do her buisness.

[CamFu]

You know, the sad thing is that it was closed. I just never noticed it until I opened it and tried to turn it on. I let it dry out for a couple days, and try to turn it back on... nothing. So I took it apart to see if it was really ruined. And there was enough ash in there to make a fireplace jealous. I knew it was ruined. I got the HD out of it though. So now I have a laptop HD with nothing to connect it too. Anybody got a suggestion for that?

The lesson I have learned, is now I have to wait until my dog is asleep to play my XBox or GC. I don't need her pissing on that.

Remember guys, I'm living off my floor right now. So I'm very limited on where a lot of my stuff goes. Oh well, I guess there is the next deployment... man you guys are evil.

*edit* Yeah Crash, I would get an answering machine, but then I would have two when my stuff finally comes. Plus the dog would probably piss on that too. STUPID DOG!

[Canyarion]

Pets are like most things.... you take the bad with the good!

[Ace195]

Haha next deployment. Hey Camfu your a jarhead right ? when is your next mob ? how do you feel about bush and his saying to iran ?

[CamFu]

Haha next deployment. Hey Camfu your a jarhead right ? when is your next mob ? how do you feel about bush and his saying to iran ?

Oh no, I was a solider. Not a lonely Jarhead like some Marine that visits this forum. And I'm not getting deployed again. I said that those guys were evil because I have gotten out of the Army and they are joking about me going over there again.

Have you gotten fat again? :D

:mad: Hey, I wouldn't say fat. I would say more to LOVE! Yeah. I like saying that. I'm more to love. :bowdown: You all may worship my sexy body!

[Jonbo298]

That sexy wavy stomach of yours :D