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Neo
02-01-2005, 10:43 AM
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/01/31/avalanche_escape/


Hot on the heels of the tremendous news that beer can help fight cancer, we are delighted to report that a Slovak man trapped in his car by an avalanche urinated his way to freedom after working his way through 60 half-litre bottles of beer.
Jonbo298
02-01-2005, 11:59 AM
I read this a few days ago, it was quite humourous :lol:
Happydude
02-01-2005, 01:10 PM
:lol:

who said alcohol is bad for u? :D

it saves lives!...or a life...whichever :p
Blackmane
02-01-2005, 01:45 PM
Holy crap. The stench of urine must have been enough after a while to make him burrow his way out.
Jonbo298
02-01-2005, 01:50 PM
Holy crap. The stench of urine must have been enough after a while to make him burrow his way out.

When your drunk, does it matter? ;) :p
Blackmane
02-01-2005, 01:51 PM
When your drunk, does it matter? ;) :p

Oh yea, I failed to take that into consideration. He was probably having a great time, come to think of it.
Dyne
02-01-2005, 03:43 PM
This story is..... inspiring. :D
Typhoid
02-01-2005, 04:22 PM
I could live off Smirnoff Vodka.

Well....you know...until I inevitably died from alcohol poisoning.
GameMaster
02-01-2005, 07:21 PM
The story is inspiring because the man relies on Mother Nature and Father Drunkard to attain freedom.
Jonbo298
02-01-2005, 07:50 PM
Is Father Drunkard a raging alcoholic who beat the "pee" out of Father Time and took Mother Nature with him? :p
GameMaster
02-01-2005, 07:51 PM
:sneaky:

Precisely!
Happydude
02-01-2005, 08:31 PM
:rofl:



i could probably drink smirnoff ice triple black all day...until of coarse i get sick and stuff...
Typhoid
02-01-2005, 08:34 PM
i could probably drink smirnoff ice triple black all day...until of coarse i get sick and stuff...

Its been said.

Nice try junior. :mad:


I could live off Smirnoff Vodka.

Well....you know...until I inevitably died from alcohol poisoning.







:p
Happydude
02-01-2005, 08:39 PM
Its been said.

Nice try junior. :mad:










:p
yes...i know...and i was refering to your post, was just too lazy to go back and quote it...
Blackmane
02-02-2005, 01:01 AM
I could die off Everclear.

...is that the same idea?

Oh, fine. Smirrnoff is good.
Happydude
02-02-2005, 09:21 AM
I could die off Everclear.

...is that the same idea?

Oh, fine. Smirrnoff is good.
what's ever clear? :unsure:
The Germanator
02-02-2005, 11:18 AM
what's ever clear? :unsure:

Everclear is grain alcohol. It's pretty intense stuff...190 proof and 95% alcohol. Ya gotta be careful with the grain, but it's the best value if you just wanna get drunk...
Happydude
02-02-2005, 11:30 AM
95% alcohol?!?!?!? damn that's harsh. i don't think i want to even try that.
Blackmane
02-02-2005, 01:22 PM
My buddy and his friend took about 5 shots each of Everclear once and they both got seriously messed up.

Like, one of them having to go to the hospital for alcohol poisoning...

It's harsh stuff. Thats why it's illegal to buy in several states.
Happydude
02-02-2005, 03:23 PM
not only is it harsh, but it's dangerous...it could burn through your liver and whatnot easily...