Garden or Road

[Bond]

Would you rather be in an Octopus's Garden or do it in the road?

[GameMaster]

I've never heard of the 'Octopus Garden' method. Could you explain it in great detail before I choose one?

[Bond]

Possibly there is another correlation between the choices than a sexual one.

[Typhoid]

Theres no place I'd rather be, than in an Octopuses Garden in the shade.

[Dylflon]

They're both songs right?

[Dyne]

Doing it in the road? How racy!

[Bond]

Octopus's Garden

I'd like to be, under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade
He'd let us in, knows where we've been
in his octupus' garden, in the shade.

I'd ask my friends to come and see
An octopus' garden with me
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade.

We would be warm, below the storm
In our little hideaway beneath the waves
Resting our head, on the sea bed
In an octopus' garden near a cave

We would sing and dance around
because we know we can't be found
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade

We would shout and swim about
The coral that lies beneath the waves
(Lies beneath the ocean waves)
Oh what joy for every girl and boy
Knowing they're happy and they're safe
(Happy and they're safe)

We would be so happy you and me
No one there to tell us what to do
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden with you
In an octupus' garden with you
In an octupus' garden with you.

Why Don't We Do It in the Road

Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?

[Swan]

I prefer the Garden, are there any Beatles in the Octopussies garden?

Well, I'm going to go take a Golden Slumber with Polythene Pam.

[Stonecutter]

I prefer the Garden, are there any Beatles in the Octopussies garden?

Well, I'm going to go take a Golden Slumber with Polythene Pam.

If you're into that kind of thing I guess....

[Typhoid]

This turned me off of the "Why dont we do it in the road" thing.


http://www.oldeenglish.org/pregnancy.html

[deathgirl656]

wow this is a different question

[GameMaster]

This turned me off of the "Why dont we do it in the road" thing.


http://www.oldeenglish.org/pregnancy.html

:lol: After watching that, I'm going to have to move my daily ritual up a couple hours earlier than normal. Be back in a while...

[Dylflon]

Olde English is fantastic.

[dropCGCF]

A garden is lush and flowering, like young female youth.

[Canyarion]

The Octopus thing.

[ZebraRampage]

Damn..that video was disturbing. You know, when I was really young, I asked my dad what they were doing in the road whenever he'd listen to the White Album.. I was such a curious little boy. Anyway, I chose Octopus's Garden. Why Don't We Do It In the Road isn't such a great song anyway.

If you're into that kind of thing I guess....

Well you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good looking but she looks like a man
Well you should see her in drag
Dressed in a polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pam


I for one would not like a Golden Slumber with Polythene Pam..