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KillerGremlin
12-14-2004, 07:52 PM
Well……..this week has been a colossal pain in the ass. I’ve gotten maybe 11 hours of sleep so far, I worked yesterday (still working at Jewel), and I have finals from tomorrow (Wednesday) to Friday. I’m not overly worried about finals, but I do have Honors Physics and Math Analysis. Those two classes are really the only classes I’m studying for, but they’re both on the first day of finals, right after each other. I guess it’s good to get the harder stuff out of the way first.

-Raspberries-

Funny story, well, for you anyway. I was working at Jewel, and around 8:00 this girl was collecting overstock. Overstock items are the items that customers leave at the cash register because they changed their minds for whatever reason and they don’t want to buy them. I was scanning groceries on register 8, and the girl collecting overstock forgot a carton of raspberries, which was on my register. I didn’t notice until she had moved on down to register 5. Register 5 is perpendicular to the Osco Camera counter, and her overstock cart was right by the Osco Camera counter. For some reason – maybe I miss playing baseball – I felt compelled to throw her the carton of raspberries. That was probably the stupidest thing I’ve done in a while – and I knew that as I saw the cartoon flying through the air. She almost caught them, but they ricochet off of her hand, opened up, and needless to say, about 6 or 7 raspberries hit an old lady standing by the camera counter.

I immediately ran over to her, and apologized. However, the damage was done, as the service desk where the managers reside is, literally, right next to the camera counter. The lady proceeded to turn around, and started asking why raspberries where airborne. She had some raspberries on her sweater, and as I was cleaning it off it with paper towels, I replied “I threw them to that girl, I’m sorry ma’am.” To which she responded, “Oh, now you’re going to smear them.”

Indeed, it was not a good situation. From what I could tell, there was very little damage done to her clothing. Raspberries stain, I’ll give you that, but they merely bounced off of her, and the one that did stick was stuck to her sweatshirt, and I cleaned that off. The floor was really the main victim in the situation, and I was back scanning groceries on 8 as the floor got cleaned. Of course, the lady complained, and from what I heard, she complained a lot. Now, I’m a 16 year old male, and I have friends that **** on each other and do retarded things like that for fun, so I personally would not be traumatized if I got hit with some raspberries. But, this lady was old, and I guess she felt compelled to complain. I felt really bad, despite the fact that it was an accident, albeit a stupid one on my part, and I apologized one more time. She continued to complain to my managers.

There’s a fine line between an accident, and slight retardism leading to an accident. I was slightly off base to be throwing raspberries, and naturally Jewel took that into account. I got written up for the whole incident (meaning I had to sign a piece of paper because of what I did, and the paper could be sent to the union to be used against me). I don’t mind getting written up, because it’s really hard to get fired from Jewel on a first offense. And I didn’t mind the lecture I got from the night manager – he’s a really nice guy, and he even admitted that throwing things like food is a bad habit, and that he’s done it before. He said that I wasn’t in any serious trouble, but that I should never do it again. No, the real kick in the nuts is the floor manager, who does not have the same tolerance level. Not only am I in for the lecture of a lifetime come Thursday when I work again, but I might get suspended or something. That’s the real kicker. And if the lady complains, which I wouldn’t be surprised if she did, then they might have to pursue me farther.

Reflecting on the incident, I can happily document it as another one of those “I knew I shouldn’t have done it the minute I did it” scenarios. You know, the one where you regret throwing the rock over the overpass into oncoming traffic, or stealing something during the middle of school. I would also like to say, I’m human, I make mistakes, and I’m sure that old lady has and will too. So if an old folk EVER blindsides me or something, I’m suing their ass to their grave, because of all age groups, they seem to have the lowest level of tolerance.

Anyway……I’ve been dubbed raspberry boy by everyone in the store, and rumors are spreading like hotcakes on a good ol’ Sunday.………so laugh at me all you want. But I can’t look back at this and smile till I get past Thursday.

GameMaster
12-14-2004, 09:50 PM
That was a great story.

Even though you're not enjoying it right now, I'm sure you'll love it too if you survive your lectures and the old lady's wrath. It would have been funny if you were cleaning the old lady's shirt and you accidently pressed too hard and she accused you of feeling her. When you get embarrassed, does your face turn red? Also, did a lot of customers witness the accident? If so, did they laugh when it happened or did they avoid the area?

TheSlyMoogle
12-14-2004, 11:04 PM
Great Story, Here is mine:

A Penny for your Trouble sir:

I used to work at McDonald's right? What a krappy job that was. When I went on my break (30 minutes) I had a half off discount I could use. So I did, everyday.

One particular day I was standing in line after ordering and I was kinda bored. So I had a penny and I thought to myself "Hey, I'll try this penny out as a hacky sack!"

So there I was kicking this penny around waiting for my food. Well there was this group of old men who come into McDonald's every day and always get the same thing no matter what time a day "Coffee with 2 cream and 2 sugar"

Then they always took off the lids. They sat in their little corner and talked about things. Who knows what they talked about.

So anyway there I was kicking this penny when all of a sudden on like a 3rd hit, ZOOM!!!

That thing flew and hit a wall and banked right into one the older people's coffee...

There was a look at them and a look at me... Then he said "Son what in the hell are you doing?"

Needless to say It wasn't a great idea, and I had to go make him another coffee. I spent my entire break apologizing and couldn't eat until after work. Luckily he didn't complain to the manager, or so I thought! The next day the head manager said he complained to her, and she couldn't really do anything as long as I wasn't in uniform, and she asked if I was? Of course I wasn't I told her. I was getting ready to leave the building, and had changed.

Of course I was in uniform, and I lied. He he, so sue me!

GameMaster
12-14-2004, 11:21 PM
One time a priest hired me to finish entering all of his church music into a database. The day that I went to do it, he was at the church having a meeting with some people. I was in the office entering the information and he or someone else had already entered a good amount of music. So as I was working on it, I accidently deleted it all and then I intended to hit 'Control Z' to undo the deletion but I accidently hit 'Control S' instead! Oh man, I was scared. Luckily he was in a meeting so I abrubtly interrupted it to tell him I was finished. So I put my coat on and exited the church from the side exit. Put on my helmet and rode home. He never called me back to do more work after that day. And I made a point never to ride my bicycle by the church again. I wish I could've seen the expression on his face when he went to his computer. I wonder if he said any bad words? The finale to my story is that he had paid me in advance because he knew he would be busy with the meeting when I finished. So basically, I got $20 to delete his church song database.

Swan
12-15-2004, 12:00 AM
Oh GM, you're o corky. Corky like a fox...a very sexual fox.

I can't wait until I get a job so that I can have these stories of my own. :)

Crash
12-15-2004, 01:38 AM
heh, she deserved it... shoulda been a bag of flour though... ha hah a.

http://www.serrc.org/answercamp/2001/YaakoosgeDaakeitSitka/toni/Mvc-860f.jpg

TheSlyMoogle
12-15-2004, 03:12 AM
One time a priest hired me to finish entering all of his church music into a database. The day that I went to do it, he was at the church having a meeting with some people. I was in the office entering the information and he or someone else had already entered a good amount of music. So as I was working on it, I accidently deleted it all and then I intended to hit 'Control Z' to undo the deletion but I accidently hit 'Control S' instead! Oh man, I was scared. Luckily he was in a meeting so I abrubtly interrupted it to tell him I was finished. So I put my coat on and exited the church from the side exit. Put on my helmet and rode home. He never called me back to do more work after that day. And I made a point never to ride my bicycle by the church again. I wish I could've seen the expression on his face when he went to his computer. I wonder if he said any bad words? The finale to my story is that he had paid me in advance because he knew he would be busy with the meeting when I finished. So basically, I got $20 to delete his church song database.


You could have at least left the 20 bucks there.

DimHalo
12-15-2004, 10:43 AM
That was a great story.

Even though you're not enjoying it right now, I'm sure you'll love it too if you survive your lectures and the old lady's wrath. It would have been funny if you were cleaning the old lady's shirt and you accidently pressed too hard and she accused you of feeling her. When you get embarrassed, does your face turn red? Also, did a lot of customers witness the accident? If so, did they laugh when it happened or did they avoid the area?


You sound like the people on the TBS commercials. Investigating the situation to decide whether or not it is laugh-worthy...

KillerGremlin
12-15-2004, 03:53 PM
Nah, I don't get embarrassed easily. I mean, I was trying not to burst out laughing so I could properly handel the situation.

My face doesn't turn red either, I just quickly went over there and apologized. I don't know....I still need to face the main manager tomorrow, but I'm feeling a lot better about the whole situation, especially now that almost everyone working at the store has probably heard about it.

Lol Gamemaster, that's so mean. I bet he put a curse on you or something.

Swan
12-15-2004, 11:38 PM
Nah, I don't get embarrassed easily. I mean, I was trying not to burst out laughing so I could properly handel the situation.

My face doesn't turn red either, I just quickly went over there and apologized. I don't know....I still need to face the main manager tomorrow, but I'm feeling a lot better about the whole situation, especially now that almost everyone working at the store has probably heard about it.

Lol Gamemaster, that's so mean. I bet he put a curse on you or something.
He's not a gypsy.