marry an american [Archive]

Su-Yin

11-05-2004, 12:56 AM

http://www.marryanamerican.ca/

:rofl:

Now that George W. Bush has been officially elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape.
These lonely, afraid (did we mention really hot?) progressives will need a safe haven.
You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism.

Typhoid

11-05-2004, 01:02 AM

I heard about this on the radio this morning. Haha....good times.

My radio station is awesome.

Today they did a contest. If you called in and lived the farthest away you won a proze. Some guy called in from Geneva Switzerland...he got the prize.

Hooray for listening online.

GameMaster

11-05-2004, 02:42 AM

I'm a promising mate.

Blackmane

11-05-2004, 10:52 AM

Hey, I'm a sexy conservative

The Germanator

11-05-2004, 11:36 AM

Hey, I'm a sexy conservative

Yeah, but you don't really feel the need to go to Canada now do you? :p

If I wasn't in school for 3 more years anyways...It would be an option.

Perfect Stu

11-05-2004, 01:24 PM

I'm 19
single male
Toronto

I like sports, videogames, sexual intercourse and short walks on the beach...and world peace

My favourite football team is the Colts...and THIS Colt is ready to stud :stud:

o_O

Typhoid

11-05-2004, 06:33 PM

My friend showed me the most holarious picture today.

He asked me if I want to go to "Jesusland" I siad "Wheres that?"

So he showed me a map of North America. The states that voted for Bush said "JesusLand" and the places that didnt vote (Canada) and the states that voted for Kerry were joined together and said "The United States of Canada"

It was good for an unexpected laugh.

Null

11-05-2004, 06:36 PM

My friend showed me the most holarious picture today.

He asked me if I want to go to "Jesusland" I siad "Wheres that?"

So he showed me a map of North America. The states that voted for Bush said "JesusLand" and the places that didnt vote (Canada) and the states that voted for Kerry were joined together and said "The United States of Canada"

It was good for an unexpected laugh.

yup. been floatin around since before the election was finished.

http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/04/11/images/04new_map.jpg

Swan

11-05-2004, 07:36 PM

Go Canada, stealing the American tail. :)

GT News

11-05-2004, 07:37 PM

Go Canada, stealing the American tail. :)

Where is that?I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Fox 6

11-05-2004, 10:24 PM

Where is that?

Don't worry Camfu, anyone can miss Canada all tucked away down there. :D